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[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

She'll be the most beautiful woman in the world after you get a few pints down you

 

[dorsetknob]

I know her
her name is Barbara and she lives in Llandumaryme (She is Still a Single Mum of 8 )
that's a Small Village in West Wales

 

[Liviu Cojocaru]

I am at work and reading these latest comments and I am laughing, you guys are so funny ))

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

i know i am biased but i think the prettiest sheep available is the Badger Face Welsh Mountain

The Badger Face Welsh Mountain is a distinct variety of the Welsh Mountain breed of domestic sheep bred for Sheep farming in Wales. It is a hardy upland breed known for producing a high percentage of twins and triplets under good conditions. Wikipedia

Scientific name: Ovis aries

 

[GorbazTheDragon]

All I know about sheep is that lamb is TAAAASTY

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

Yummy................... Badger Face Welsh Mountain lamb

 

[the54thvoid]

This is a bit animal nonce like. Desist, I insist.

People might think that's how you really are. Non Brits have low sarcasm registers.

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

Fair enough, i can see now how it could be misinterpreted. i do actually have a healthy interest in sheep, when I was a kid we kept about a dozen Jacobs sheep which are quite pretty

 

[dorsetknob]

People might think that's how you really are. Non Brits have low sarcasm registers.

people that lack a sense of humour are also lacking something in their life
sorry if the above offends you ^^^
My life is Shit at the moment and i need humour from my friends here at TPU

Ps if you want to know my Situation PM me my friends know my problems
i have no Desire to make my Situation public but will tell people in private PM's if they are intrested
thank you

 

[Liviu Cojocaru]

LOL this is getting better )

 

[dorsetknob]

Here is a lamb that loved a fisting ( its how Sock Puppets perform )
Our American Friends knew him as "Lamb Chop"
Star of Stage and the Silver Screen

 

[FreedomEclipse]

I got all the lamb you need right here.

Spoiler

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

25 years ago i got married...living proof that nerds make good lovers.



I spent the night before at my mates hotel where a bunch of us got smashed, i woke up late and was treated to a dry piece of toast, a pint of lager and a spliff.


The ceremony was in a little old village church where my wife grew up and from there the families went back to my mates hotel where we had lunch, my wife worked at the hotel and the waiters and waitresses were our friends...it made for a lovely memorable meal.

In the evening we had a huge party in the hotel where i worked, a childhood friend brought his huge disco rig and we partied for hours....there was much drunkenness and hilarity.

Wendy and i then went to a different hotel together and the rest of the evening was a bit of a flop (as regards consumating the marriage.)

A couple of weeks later we went to Goa in India and just monged around in bars and beaches.



Shift on 25 years and we have 2 beautiful kids, a boy and a girl, we still have a great relationship and we live in a beautiful place in a village full of friends.


I honestly dont know if she will cope with another 25 years of me but i hope she does.



Cheers TPU...............i deserve a badge.

 

[FreedomEclipse]

@the54thvoid

I hope you've battened down the hatches matey....

Also wear some boxer shorts to stop the wind from blowing up your kilt.

Auntie Ophelia is coming for a wee visit

 

[GorbazTheDragon]

Cheers @CAPSLOCKSTUCK

If my experience is anything to go by, nerds make great parents so I couldn't agree more

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Cheers @CAPSLOCKSTUCK

If my experience is anything to go by, nerds make great parents so I couldn't agree more

Nerdy chicks are pretty hot too!!

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

The wind has really picked up here, its already too strong for the 2 turbines i can see, No college for my daughter....cancelled because of the dangerous roads

 

[Tatty_Two]

Strong winds is an excuse for trains not to run, I am in Stoke visiting one of my staff, just hope I can get home, Stoke aint the kind of place you would want to do an overnighter!

 

[TheoneandonlyMrK]

25 years ago i got married...living proof that nerds make good lovers.



I spent the night before at my mates hotel where a bunch of us got smashed, i woke up late and was treated to a dry piece of toast, a pint of lager and a spliff.


The ceremony was in a little old village church where my wife grew up and from there the families went back to my mates hotel where we had lunch, my wife worked at the hotel and the waiters and waitresses were our friends...it made for a lovely memorable meal.

In the evening we had a huge party in the hotel where i worked, a childhood friend brought his huge disco rig and we partied for hours....there was much drunkenness and hilarity.

Wendy and i then went to a different hotel together and the rest of the evening was a bit of a flop (as regards consumating the marriage.)

A couple of weeks later we went to Goa in India and just monged around in bars and beaches.



Shift on 25 years and we have 2 beautiful kids, a boy and a girl, we still have a great relationship and we live in a beautiful place in a village full of friends.


I honestly dont know if she will cope with another 25 years of me but i hope she does.



Cheers TPU...............i deserve a badge.

Nah , She deserves the badge

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Strong winds is an excuse for trains not to run, I am in Stoke visiting one of my staff, just hope I can get home, Stoke aint the kind of place you would want to do an overnighter!

But youre spec-ops trained! Youre Like the Andy McNab or Chris Ryan of TPU!!!

 

[dorsetknob]

Sunny here no wind ( i'm eating pickled onions so expect wind later )

 

[Tatty_Two]

But youre spec-ops trained! Youre Like the Andy McNab or Chris Ryan of TPU!!!

I actually trained them...... well partly, at least until the one got away

 

[dorsetknob]

Damm Squatters
They will Move in Anywhere
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41683405

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Damm Squatters
They will Move in Anywhere
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41683405

 

[kurosagi01]

£220 for used i7 4790k...thoughts? Worth upgrading to or wait and upgrade to new platform.