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Completely lost it when there were oscilloscope readings of the power modes, lol.
Good one this year, guys. Hopefully this review gets archived and not removed.
 

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Unwatching this thread. (double standards TPU ?)
 
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It's this sort of half-assed review that is going to be the death of TPU. How come there was no mention of how well this works for men?

I hope this new reviewer isn't gender biased.
 

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European views on sex vs American views on sex

Actually, I see views on both sides of the pond saying this is in bad taste.
 
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I am kinda disappointed with this product, I mean those overclocking results would be a lot higher if they offered a DC in on it instead of relying on the batteries and gave us a little stronger motor. At these levels, I expect some higher performance from this device especially for us true enthusiasts. Still though, the color is nice so its got that going for it. Since noise is of a concern, I wonder if we put a water block on it would that change anything.
 
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ToyPowerUp gave you away ;)
 

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BEST. REVIEW. EVAH!! :p :D :D
 
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Oh come on you guys. Kids these days are bombarded with this kind of stuff from all angles. Every other commercial on TV is for a pill to get my dick or clit hard. What makes this any worse?

BTW, pretty sure I've seen vibrator commercials too. Though slightly more disguised as something else.
 
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Completely lost it when there were oscilloscope readings of the power modes, lol. Good one this year, guys. Hopefully this review gets archived and not removed.

And the size comparison with the Titan ;) HAHAHAHAAA. Love you Mia (even though you are probably a guy)!
 
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MAMA, Mia.

I like the "no holes barred" approach to the review.

Mel Brooks said: "work , work, work, work, work, work, work."
 
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I don't know what this is... Who can explain? I am a Chinese and I can't understand the words in this review... It is not the hardware right? I don't think it is a regular review...
 
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What no USB plug and play :(
 

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ove you Mia (even though you are probably a guy)
As mentioned earlier in this thread the reviewer and author of this review is female, this is a real review. I only supported her with photography, technical testing and translation help.
 
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Really fun review, loved the scope shots :)
And to all whining about minors seeing this, do some parenting and put them infront of the TV where they can see something less disturbing like someones brains being shot all over a wall.
 

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Really fun review, loved the scope shots :)
And to all whining about minors seeing this, do some parenting and put them infront of the TV where they can see something less disturbing like someones brains being shot all over a wall.

How about instead of criticizing those of us that are parents, you keep your opinion narrowed on the thread, and simply state that you don't find it offensive!!!!!!!!!!!

At no point did those of us concerned about minors insult anyone for liking this thread. So you sir, are out of line for taking it to a personal level.
 
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I'm amazed at the quality and thoroughness of this review. It made me curious and look into real reviews of vibrators and I must admit that this satyrical piece is way more refined and in-depth than the real reviews out there... I love the size comparison with the Titan X but I too am underwhelmed by the overclocking performance of this model, it would totally disappoint my gf...

I will also pitch in that as a parent, I do not find this at all offensive.

Kudos for a great piece!
 
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Mia Wallace, (1st post ever, happy April fools day :) ) - Didn't Tony Rocky Horror get thrown over a balcony for less?

@W1zzard , you did not mention it's performance in SLI/Crossfire, how well does it scale when more than 1 are in use?
 
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As mentioned earlier in this thread the reviewer and author of this review is female, this is a real review. I only supported her with photography, technical testing and translation help.
That may very well be true, but today I put on my tin foil hat and...

 

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Lol not bad :roll:
 

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There is nothing perverse in the review itself. If a minor (assuming younger than 16, but older than 10) doesn't know what it is, then now would be the best time to educate them rather than have them find out on "another" part of the web. Why all the complaints?
 
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