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[FF][US] XFX rma'd 8600 gts Funniest rhyme

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  1. Forgotten_Realms New Member

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    Sorry LiNKiN, but I have to say it,
    Your rhyme it stinks, and it aint sh*t,

    Even though some may not agree,
    keep your day job your no Ice-t.


    Sorry I couldnt resist. ROFL
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  2. freakshow

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    The messenger


    The messenger came out of nowhere.
    The name was clear, yet unreachable.
    All around us and we never even thought to look.
    It was tearing us apart.

    This is the Fact,
    The message is clear.
    You cannot deny it.
    They are here.

    The reminder was vague,
    Oh, the lesson so glorious.
    Our hearts were made
    For a much higher purpose

    You Wouldn't Think, but
    Everything happens for a reason,
    The greet,
    The meet,
    The kiss,
    The fight,
    The break,
    The tears,
    The lies,
    The knife,
    Stay away from the emergency exit,
    We aren't quite done yet.

    We stared and stared and stared into those blank eyes.
    It is burning,
    The messenger was here.

    Be careful of that mind of yours,they say.
    It can play tricks on you when you're led astray.

    Pollute the mind and your asking for it.
    Thinking that life matters is an overstatement.
    There is a larger war going on than guns and missiles,
    and it is too close for comfort.

    I have found deeper meaning in this game,
    I have found deeper meaning.
    And I am scared to hell because of it.
    But I know I will not look away.
    Fear is another way of saying you realized the deeper secrets of mankind.
    And is there a reward for winning the game?
    You will simply be left behind.

    This is the fact,
    The Message is clear,
    You cannot deny it,
    He is here





    Here is one about Herman Mudgett (For people that dont know who he is, he is one of the top 10 serial killers)


    Into my hotel I want you to come.
    I'll finesse you with caviar and with rum.
    I'll wait in the dark until you are asleep.
    Then creep into your room without even a peep.
    Not that it matters, no one can hear you scream.
    The tortures that befall you will seem like a dream.
    Next, to my "operation room" we'll go.
    All of your bodies aligned in a row.
    You will be my precious, little guinea pig.
    And after you're dead your grave I won't dig.
    Into my inferno your body will surely go.
    To erase all the evidence so no one will ever know
    Last edited: Aug 6, 2008
  3. LiNKiN

    LiNKiN Staff

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    Hey Forgotten_Realms
    You’re no Slim Shady
    You look more like Shane Helms
    Or my ex ol’ lady

    I can spit it ten times thicker than molasses
    Don’t mess with the Joker, he’s insane
    He makes pencils disappear in your a$$es

    Now please stay on topic before you get infracted
    With your tail tucked runnin feelin like you got shafted
    See I warned you that this would get sick
    Here while you’re at it have a glass of sthu and a :nutkick:

    This story is ultimately about XFX and their video cards
    All you people are tryin to rhyme but you sound like smacktards
    Meh the 8600 GTS can’t even render my avatar
    The crappy performance just doesn’t get you very far

    Miles and Miles behind my Zotac
    Check the benchmarks the 8600 is whack
    You’ve heard what I’ve had to say and now I hope you see
    That XFX should really just give this card away for free
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  4. freakshow

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    here is one from 2 live Crew back in the day (if you offend easily don't read)


    My mama and your mama was talking little sh*t
    My mama called your mama a bulldagging a$$ b***h
    I know your sister, and the b***h ain't shit
    She slayed me and all the boys
    And even sucked our d**ks


    Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
    Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the a$$
    Cause she couldn't make him cum


    Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
    Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
    Papa Bear said 'sh*t b***h, you must think I'm sick
    Just get down here, on your knees
    And suck this badass d**k'


    Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
    He hopped out the window with his d**k in his hand
    Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
    So pull down your pants and give me some booty'


    There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
    Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
    She sucked and f**ked all the nigga's around
    When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found


    Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
    With her legs gapped open wide
    Up came a spider, looked up inside her
    And said 'that p***y's wide'


    Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
    F**king this cutie pie
    Stuck in his thumb, made the b***h cum
    Said 'hell of a nigga am I'


    Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
    Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
    All the king's horses and all the king's men
    Couldn't put that fat motherf**ker back together again


    Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
    To grandmother's house
    But before she got there she met this man
    That turned her hot a$$ out


    Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
    The dog's on my ass and getting near
    The hair came loose and fell in a lake
    B***h check the weave that's in that lake


    B***h, get that weave out!
    You dirty b***h, get that weave out!
    Mix say, b***h get that weave out...
    Last edited: Aug 6, 2008
  5. tigger

    tigger I'm the only one

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    Win or dont win,
    I try to make you laugh,
    If i aint funny,
    I guess you barf.

    Linkin's ditty aint so shitty,
    It rolls along,
    Quite witty.

    Mine is poo,
    I made it up on the loo,
    But hey,
    I guess it will have to do.

    The 8600 is quite slow,
    For top rez gaming,it will blow.
    I guess the winner will be happy,
    Even to win a card so crappy.

    I just made that up,trying to keep the roll going along with linkins.

    Come on lets see some more like these :D
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  6. Forgotten_Realms New Member

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    Alright linkin since you want to battle
    once i smack that ass
    dont run to mommy and tattle
    your rhyme is whack
    quit trying to brag your sporting my used zotac

    I admit I'm no slim shady
    and as for your ex
    it's because we had sex
    that shes now my lady

    enough insults my rhyme is done
    dont need to say much to make you run
    i can do this shit all night
    but if i keep it up we might start to fight
    this was all for fun
    take no offense in what i have done

    i agree XFX has gone down hill
    But you gotta admit
    For free this is a really good deal.




    Really no offense intended, this all for greasemonkey.
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  7. freakshow

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    nice ;) :roll:
  8. tigger

    tigger I'm the only one

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    Nice.

    Thats the idea :D
  9. DonInKansas

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    I think the cutoff time has been reached, but this is still fun to watch.
  10. GREASEMONKEY

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    Times up,on lunch right now so dont have time.I'll post winner tonight.
    Just have to decide between 4,3 of which were in the 24 hrs.:toast:
  11. GREASEMONKEY

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    This one ^had it until LiNKin entered this V.

    And then made me :laugh: Twice

    So the WINNER is LiNKiN:toast:

    Have to add that i really enjoyed tigger69's
    And Forgotton Realms last one was also :laugh:


    To all, Thanks for the :laugh::laugh:
  12. freakshow

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    Congrats LiNKiN :toast:
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    Gawddammit LiNKiN.......

    er..I mean congrats......

    Bastard.......

    :laugh:
  14. JC316

    JC316 Knows what makes you tick

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    Congrats to LINKIN!
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    yeah congrats Linkin, I gess this ends the streak!
  16. LiNKiN

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    Thanks to all of you who came in and inspired me
    It just adds to all of the irony
    For a guy who never wins even the simplest of contests
    I guess I can lay the mic down so my soul can finally rest

    Thank you all one last time for makin it out
    To spray some rhymes and to hear us shout
    Greasemonkey you are Colossus Of Clout
    It is finished. Word. I'm out.

    Thanks everyone it was fun!
  17. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    I might be a bit late also i dunno if somebodys already mentioned this (I cant be arsed to read since this only a quick pos)

    Congrats LiNKin.

    you have literally won a free gaming upgrade as the 8600GT is going to be supported by the new up n coming Nvidia drivers which have PhysX support.

    Ive read in quite a few forums where a guy had a random 8600GT lying around & slapped in with their 8800GTX for a nice FPS boost since it takes the weight off the CPU by moving all the physics calculations that were originally processed by the CPU & moved it to the spare card which has now become a dedicated PhysX processor.

    Enjoy your gaming,
  18. Mussels

    Mussels Moderprator Staff Member

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    i dont know how thats possible to be honest, mine at least doesnt give me a choice of what video card (does the option show up after a second card is installed?)
  19. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    through beta drivers & there was a tweak that u had to do to get it working.

    I am not bull shitting as i have roamed 4-5 forums & they all said exactly the same thing. PhysX with an 8600GT is possible
  20. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    you will need this tweaker as well as the beta drivers & physX should be working on your 8600GT
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    oh not that, i've had it work on an 8600GT already myself, i merely meant how do you specify WHICH card to do it on
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    omg, rotfl
  23. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    I dont think you can.

    but the way i see it - dont you always stick & configure your DEFAULT graphics to PCI-E 1??? go into your bios & change the default gpu boot order. otherwise i would go with that fact that the top card is always the default card & the bottom is for making u breakfast every morning or something
  24. LiNKiN

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    Card recieved wickedly fast! :eek: Thanks again for the sweet contest. :rockout:
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