Kreij
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Old Uncle Kreij's 2011 Gamers' Christmas Contest
Once again I simply ask that you write to the best of your ability.
Contest : Write why you think that TPU is the best website on the internet.
Your post will be judged by your eloquent use of the english language and your ability to use over-the-top analogies, injecting a great measure of humor and your butt kissing prowess.
Brown nosing and blowing sunshine and rainbows up the staffs' butt is allowed and recommended as this contest is designed to offset the beating we received in the "abuse the mods" contest.
Blowing sunshine up my butt will not affect your chances of winning so I suggest you brown nose someone else who is more deserving.
I'm putting this contest in the gaming section because if you are not a gamer you will not appreciate, or need, the prize.
RULES:
1) Contest is open to all TPU members, including all staff.
2) You must be in a location that I can legally send you something from the US, and you must be willing to PM me your name and address.
3) One official entry per member. Posting in the thread is allowed, but your entry MUST be marked as your official entry.
4) All entries must be submitted before December 18th, 2011
5) All TPU posting guidelines are in effect ... as always. You've been warned.
6) There will be one judge for this contest. Me, and my decision is final. I will not ask anyone else to judge as it would exclude them from the contest.
PRIZE : I'm not telling you or anyone else. If you trust that yer Ol' Uncle Kreij will do you right, enter the contest. If not, move along. It's that simple.
DISCLAIMER:
This is not an official TPU contest and by entering the contest you agree to hold TPU, it's staff and anyone else (including me) harmless in the event problems occur do to the fact of you accepting the prize.
Once again I simply ask that you write to the best of your ability.
Contest : Write why you think that TPU is the best website on the internet.
Your post will be judged by your eloquent use of the english language and your ability to use over-the-top analogies, injecting a great measure of humor and your butt kissing prowess.
Brown nosing and blowing sunshine and rainbows up the staffs' butt is allowed and recommended as this contest is designed to offset the beating we received in the "abuse the mods" contest.
Blowing sunshine up my butt will not affect your chances of winning so I suggest you brown nose someone else who is more deserving.
I'm putting this contest in the gaming section because if you are not a gamer you will not appreciate, or need, the prize.
RULES:
1) Contest is open to all TPU members, including all staff.
2) You must be in a location that I can legally send you something from the US, and you must be willing to PM me your name and address.
3) One official entry per member. Posting in the thread is allowed, but your entry MUST be marked as your official entry.
4) All entries must be submitted before December 18th, 2011
5) All TPU posting guidelines are in effect ... as always. You've been warned.
6) There will be one judge for this contest. Me, and my decision is final. I will not ask anyone else to judge as it would exclude them from the contest.
PRIZE : I'm not telling you or anyone else. If you trust that yer Ol' Uncle Kreij will do you right, enter the contest. If not, move along. It's that simple.
DISCLAIMER:
This is not an official TPU contest and by entering the contest you agree to hold TPU, it's staff and anyone else (including me) harmless in the event problems occur do to the fact of you accepting the prize.
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