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I noticed for some time now that some Press Release and other posts on the site come with names that sound mighty impressive for a piece of normal hardware.This thread is dedicated to them ,so that that we can forever mock them.

I submit the first one:

Patriot Memory Supersonic RageXT 32 GB USB 3.0
:laugh:
Review here
http://www.techpowerup.com/reviews/Patriot/Supersonic_Rage_XT_32_GB_USB3/1.html




and this one

Evercool Unveils the Silent Shark CPU Cooler :)

http://www.techpowerup.com/174887/Evercool-Unveils-the-Silent-Shark-CPU-Cooler.html


and also

uRage Exodus White Edition Gaming Keyboard
:laugh:

http://www.techpowerup.com/174792/Hama-Releases-uRage-Exodus-White-Edition-Gaming-Keyboard.html


and this

FORCE M7 THOR Pro-laser Gaming Mouse :rolleyes:

http://www.techpowerup.com/174707/GIGABYTE-Unveils-FORCE-M7-THOR-Pro-laser-Gaming-Mouse.html
 
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Rosewill RM-5000L and is an unrealistic name because its name is too realistic. Look. It has bullet weights.
 
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Can you use the bullets in a real gun ?

It remembers me of a certain motherboard

I bet you could put real bullets in the mouse LOL.

The one time you nerdrage, you kill your cat.
 
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I bet you could put real bullets in the mouse LOL.

The one time you nerdrage, you kill your cat.

Imagine trying to get that mouse through the airport
 
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Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty Expands with Launch of XTD and Pure Models



:roll:
 

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Just add the name of the product and it looks like this

Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty XTD
and
Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty Pure
 
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Just add the name of the product and it looks like this

Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty XTD
and
Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty Pure

Those are not the product names. :confused:
 
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yeah name is matter to gain attention, people would aware with good naming hardware
 

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Remind me to never buy any of your 2nd hand gear :laugh: ;)

theres a big white stain in the side grill of my tower case and its not that... but I tell people it is because it just seems right
 
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CM Storm Recon Gaming Mouse :wtf: Do I get a storm my room because that would be soo cool,

 
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Club3D HD 7850 Royal Queen 1 GB :laugh:

 
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Xilence Interceptor Pro :laugh: Does it come with a big V8?

 
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CM Storm Sentinel Advance II Laser Gaming Mouse :slap: CM you really love these silly names!
 
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