Hello!

GSquadron · Jan 6, 2013

I have a bad feeling about this thread...

lyndonguitar · Jan 6, 2013

almighty google rep! are you real?? wait what? no one actually picked the name "google" all those years? lol

McSteel · Jan 6, 2013

What's truly impressive to me is that OP actually managed to hook some people (all mods and several regulars) into choosing manners over common sense.

While this may be a good thing from a socio-functional standpoint, it is nevertheless baffling how such an obvious troll is given tons of leeway simply because of his (no girls on teh intarwebs) claimed affiliation. Is Google truly so deserving? Or any other big business, for that matter?

qubit · Jan 6, 2013

What this troll thread still doing active in General Software? Shouldn't it be in GN and closed by now?

Drone · Jan 6, 2013

If you talk to Go..ogle, yr searchin'; If Google talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

GamerGuy · Jan 6, 2013

Now, I'm kinda curious myself as to whether OP's legit.......kinda intriguing waiting for someone to confirm or refute.

de.das.dude · Jan 6, 2013

That awkward moment when you are talking to google.

FreedomEclipse · Jan 6, 2013

GamerGuy said:
Now, I'm kinda curious myself as to whether OP's legit.......kinda intriguing waiting for someone to confirm or refute.

totally a troll.

Frick · Jan 6, 2013

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craigo · Jan 6, 2013

Martin Solveig & Dragonette - Hello (Official Shor...

HossHuge · Jan 6, 2013

62 posts of FAIL!!

t77snapshot · Jan 6, 2013

Google returns... Hello Google, how are you?

Jetster · Jan 6, 2013

So why post as a rep? Are you willing to answer questions? Want to get feedback?

qubit · Jan 6, 2013

Jetster said:
So why post as a rep? Are you willing to answer questions? Want to get feedback?

It's just a troll. Notice how its kept quiet after making a couple of posts and let us ramble on about it? This fail thread really should be closed by now and moved to General Nonesense.

Deleted member 3 · Jan 6, 2013

Hello.

I represent Generalnonsense.net, if you want to continue this you're all welcome to represent Google together there.

W1zzard · Jan 6, 2013

Since you couldn't provide any sufficient proof of your Google affiliation, I fixed your account for you.

lyndonguitar · Jan 6, 2013

W1zzard said:
Since you couldn't provide any sufficient proof of your Google affiliation, I fixed your account for you.

Now that"s more like it!!

qubit · Jan 6, 2013

W1zzard said:
Since you couldn't provide any sufficient proof of your Google affiliation, I fixed your account for you.

But why change it from google to altavista? :confused:

Knew that user was a troll, lol.

R-T-B · Jan 6, 2013

Because AltraVista is like the cesspit of search engines. If he is a google rep, he's probably raging harder at this than the bing "scroogled" commercials.

claylomax · Jan 6, 2013

qubit said:
It's just a troll. Notice how its kept quiet after making a couple of posts and let us ramble on about it? This fail thread really should be closed by now and moved to General Nonesense.

New avatar, nice!

Kreij · Jan 6, 2013

McSteel said:
What's truly impressive to me is that OP actually managed to hook some people (all mods and several regulars) into choosing manners over common sense.

While this may be a good thing from a socio-functional standpoint, it is nevertheless baffling how such an obvious troll is given tons of leeway simply because of his (no girls on teh intarwebs) claimed affiliation. Is Google truly so deserving? Or any other big business, for that matter?

I can answer a few questions for you McSteel;

Did the mods believe this person was from Google
No. If you could see our internal discussion you would agree.

Why choose manners over common sense?
It's our job to treat people with good manners as long as they do not break any of the forum rules. This person broke no rules.

Why did the thread remain open?
As a weekend CCT. That would be "Crap Containment Thread". We use them to keep all the thread crapping in one place and hopefully out of other threads. They usually work fairly well.

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