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pantherx12 · May 3, 2021

Valantar said:
Looks fine to me - at least 2/3 of it isn't even clogged!

Quite a lot of it moved when I rotated the fans out the way heh

Hemmingstamp · May 3, 2021

pantherx12 said:
Quite a lot of it moved when I rotated the fans out the way heh

With the fur in that GPU i suggest having a word in your friends ear about GPU hygeine

lexluthermiester · May 3, 2021

Hemmingstamp said:
With the fur in that GPU i suggest having a word in your friends ear about GPU hygeine

This!

micropage7 · May 4, 2021

A laptop after around a year

lexluthermiester · May 4, 2021

micropage7 said:
A laptop after around a year
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Oh man, smokers gunk... Nasty!

sam_86314 · May 10, 2021

Pretty tame compared to some of the stuff on here, but I thought I'd share it.

Decided to pull the heatsink off of my old Toshiba Satellite P55W out of curiosity, and was greeted by this...

Holy crap, Toshiba! Who do you have pasting your laptop CPUs? The Verge?

Needless to say, I cleaned that mess up and replaced it with a more reasonable amount of Arctic MX-5.

And yes, that is an HP wireless NIC in a Toshiba laptop. I traded NICs between my EliteBook and this when I switched to that laptop.

lexluthermiester · May 10, 2021

sam_86314 said:
The Verge?

ROFLMBO! Right?

flatty · May 10, 2021

As exist "Animal protection" associations, I think we should create a "Computers protection" one

)

Caring1 · May 23, 2021

I got this old AM3 system for free today with an FX 8320, GTX 970, 16GB 1333 ram, Crucial MX300 SSD, 1TB W.D. HD and Cooler Master 600W PSU in working condition but filthy and the case is trash.

lexluthermiester · May 23, 2021

Caring1 said:
I got this old AM3 system for free today with an FX 8320, GTX 970, 16GB 1333 ram, Crucial MX300 SSD, 1TB W.D. HD and Cooler Master 600W PSU in working condition but filthy and the case is trash.

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Don't clean that in your home. Take it outside to do the bulk of the cleaning... Trust me, you'll thank yourself later...

R-T-B · May 25, 2021

fma67 said:
As exist "Animal protection" associations, I think we should create a "Computers protection" one )

You'll never take me alive, coppa!

silentbogo · May 28, 2021

Dust Bunnies?... Furry Ferrets?...
No! Woolly Mammoths!

P4-630 · Jul 17, 2021

micropage7 · Jul 17, 2021

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just wait, why the front fans not melt? the fire from the back first?

Athlonite · Jul 17, 2021

micropage7 said:
just wait, why the front fans not melt? the fire from the back first?

that was my first thought too my second thought was I bet they had a gigabyte PSU in their and it went poof

Gmr_Chick · Jul 18, 2021

Amazing that he was able to bring that card back to life! :clap:

phill · Jul 18, 2021

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I'm sure it'll polish out.....

plastiscɧ · Jul 18, 2021

Well the German art of computing!

WHY German??

On the left upper corner is a Bottle of Mineralwater with the Brand GEROLSTEINER!

Gordons Gin on the right and Maximum Strength Pepcid AC Heartburn Relief Tablets with Famotidine provide rapid prevention and relief of heartburn associated with acid indigestion and acid stomach placed in the middle.

poor guy - he doesn't even have time to eat the potatoes wrapped in aluminum foil (if that is what you are looking)...

Chrispy_ · Jul 18, 2021

plastiscɧ said:
Gordons Gin on the right and Maximum Strength Pepcid AC Heartburn Relief Tablets with Famotidine provide rapid prevention and relief of heartburn associated with acid indigestion and acid stomach placed in the middle.

I like how his diet is coffee/alcohol/cigarettes and he's going for heartburn tablets.
"I wanna f*** myself up, but I wanna do it comfort."
Classy stuff!

plastiscɧ · Jul 18, 2021

well.. u got it.

Millie Bobby Brown Reaction GIF by Converse

micropage7 · Aug 1, 2021

yeah, some people don't deserve any laptop in their life

it's not like that (i know what you meant)

some time it's pretty ironic where a person that you know nearly 24/7 stay online but don't give a damn at all at their stuff

xrobwx71 · Aug 1, 2021

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That's one way to get rid of the dust.

PLAfiller · Aug 28, 2021

I was given an old lappy "to make it faster"...you know...the usual routine. Reeked on cigarettes' smoke as soon as I got it in my hands. When I saw the back I already knew I got a winner for this thread.

Without further ado, FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE CHARCOAL OF DUST!

Never did a PackardBell before. Gotta say a sturdy machine, if this was Toshiba, it would've died a long time ago

FireFox · Aug 28, 2021

lZKoce said:
Reeked on cigarettes' smoke

Disgusting :shadedshu:

lexluthermiester · Aug 28, 2021

lZKoce said:
I was given an old lappy "to make it faster"...you know...the usual routine. Reeked on cigarettes' smoke as soon as I got it in my hands. When I saw the back I already knew I got a winner for this thread. Without further ado, FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE CHARCOAL OF DUST!

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Never did a PackardBell before. Gotta say a sturdy machine, if this was Toshiba, it would've died a long time ago

Oh yeah, the smokers nasty! I recommend a GooGone(if you can get it) soak, followed by 99% IPA finishing clean.

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