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copenhagen69 · Apr 4, 2010

W1zzard said:
the US military is reading TPU, also some guys at lockheed martin and other big arms names

LMAO ... thats not far off

DrPepper · Apr 4, 2010

I can imagine the guys at lockheed posting

"Wtf i just installed a new radar on my F22 and the POS won't start. Tried the latest drivers and reinstalled deathOS 2.1.

Steevo · Apr 4, 2010

W1zzard said:
April's Fool!

Guess we really got you guys this time. I will not be leaving the site, nor will there by any of the announced changes. It was all an elaborate April's Fools Joke that we played on you.

http://www.techpowerup.com/img/10-04-02/funny2.jpg

Read on for the details...

As most of you remember, NVIDIA's Fermi launch was at midnight my local time, so I posted the review after countless hours of work, watched how our traffic spiked quickly and went to bed smiling and reliefed that everything went well. After I woke up I grabbed my notebook to check if the site might be crashed or something - no everything was fine, I started reading the comments and was shocked to see all the drama about Catalyst 9.12 being used. While I was aware that 9.12 weren't the latest drivers, I was pretty sure that the performance gains were not significant enough to retest all ATI cards and instead not have something like the Metro & Heaven tests (time is limited). After sifting through hundreds of posts all stating the same I did feel quite some anger towards the userbase in general: I was pissed. But as countless people stated in the comments for the "I am going away thread" the comments are just a tiny subset of what people think; happy people don't post comments.
Still with some anger I made my first posts in the comment thread: I think I'm done, I'm quitting and a couple more ... after a while I went away from the PC and started thinking a bit about it. "Let's just prove those idiots wrong". So I started benchmarking the 5870 on 10.3 and posted the results several hours later. As expected the difference was only 2%.
As we moved closer to April 1st I thought "hey, why not use those posts to create an epic April's Fools Joke", talked to my good buddy btarunr about it and he also thought it might be worthwile doing. Bta was the only person to know, not even the TPU staff knew. So the post was made and the story unfolded...

While I had originally planned to come clean some time next week, I realized it would be cruel to let you guys suffer that long.

http://www.techpowerup.com/img/10-04-02/funny.jpg

Thank you all for your amazing comments. I had no idea how appreciated my work is. I am also sorry if you were hurt by it - I didn't mean it. Thanks again guys! and again, don't worry, nothing big will change here. Feel free to express your anger toward me in the comments, the mods are instructed to give you even more leeway as usually.

Asshole.

theJesus · Apr 4, 2010

If TPU was around during the Cold War . . . "Holy shit, you guys see the specs on Russia's new line of nukes from the slides that leaked last night?"

Bjorn_Of_Iceland · Apr 5, 2010

I lyke eggs.

AKlass · Apr 5, 2010

when you post in your original post that this is not an April fools joke I kinda suspected something was up

Wile E · Apr 5, 2010

DrPepper said:
I can imagine the guys at lockheed posting

"Wtf i just installed a new radar on my F22 and the POS won't start. Tried the latest drivers and reinstalled deathOS 2.1.

Or, "can somebody tell me how to overclock my thrusters and radar?"

Mussels · Apr 5, 2010

Wile E said:
Or, "can somebody tell me how to overclock my thrusters and radar?"

they just want w1zzy to make WMD-Z, which when installed locates all WMD's within a 50 mile radius including manufacturer date, warhead count, and how many times someones sat on top of it to "feel the power" (they want them for iraq, see)

DonInKansas · Apr 5, 2010

That would be flat out awesome. Suddam Hussein approved!

Wile E · Apr 5, 2010

Mussels said:
they just want w1zzy to make WMD-Z, which when installed locates all WMD's within a 50 mile radius including manufacturer date, warhead count, and how many times someones sat on top of it to "feel the power" (they want them for iraq, see)

And the count is in Mi/GiB unit's instead of M/GB

Zubasa · Apr 5, 2010

DonInKansas said:
That would be flat out awesome. Suddam Hussein approved!

Suddam Hussein got ass raped by Dubya :shadedshu
By no means a good man, but this is not funny.

Wile E · Apr 5, 2010

Zubasa said:
Suddam Hussein got ass raped by Dubya :shadedshu
By no means a good man, but this is not funny.

I disagree. I thought it was pretty funny.

pr0n Inspector · Apr 5, 2010

Who's Suddam Hussein?

mR Yellow · Apr 5, 2010

lol, glad this was just a April fools joke.
Next time use the latest official cat driver

mdsx1950 · Apr 5, 2010

pr0n Inspector said:
Who's Suddam Hussein?

He was the president of Iraq.

Mussels · Apr 5, 2010

mdsx1950 said:
He was the president of Iraq.

no he wasnt.

That was Saddam Hussein.

mdsx1950 · Apr 5, 2010

Mussels said:
no he wasnt.

That was Saddam Hussein.

I didnt see the U. I just quickly glanced through that post. Who is Suddam Hussein? :confused:

CDdude55 · Apr 5, 2010

mdsx1950 said:
Who is Suddam Hussein?

:shadedshu

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein

Mussels · Apr 5, 2010

CDdude55 said:
:shadedshu

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein

*insert slowpoke picture here*

mdsx1950 · Apr 5, 2010

CDdude55 said:
:shadedshu

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein

Thats Saddam Hussein not Suddam. :shadedshu

Check the above posts..... :laugh:

mdsx1950 · Apr 5, 2010

Mussels said:
*insert slowpoke picture here*

Here it is

Mussels · Apr 5, 2010

mdsx1950 said:
Here it is

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/yomamafat32/slowpoke-pokemon.gif

MoonPig · Apr 5, 2010

that slowpoke picture is REALLY getting some use... lol.

Mussels · Apr 5, 2010

MoonPig said:
that slowpoke picture is REALLY getting some use... lol.

i know, right?

its just so... appropriate.

brandonwh64 · Apr 5, 2010

Mussels said:

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