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Jetster · Jul 29, 2012

Another reason I don't like laptops. Keyboards are discussing. I replace them all the time. Ive had expensive keyboards but I always go back to like the MS Comfort keyboard. Cheap

theJesus · Jul 29, 2012

Jetster said:
Another reason I don't like laptops. Keyboards are discussing. I replace them all the time. Ive had expensive keyboards but I always go back to like the MS Comfort keyboard. Cheap

What are they discussing? Just curious . . .

Jetster · Jul 29, 2012

theJesus said:
What are they discussing? Just curious . . .

Everything falls into them crackers, milk, hot sauce and everyone touches them like a bathroom doorknob. Pick up your keyboard turn it over on your desk and hit the bottom

Yo_Wattup · Jul 30, 2012

Jetster said:
Everything falls into them crackers, milk, hot sauce and everyone touches them like a bathroom doorknob. Pick up your keyboard turn it over on your desk and hit the bottom

Read again..

Maelstrom · Jul 30, 2012

theJesus said:
What are they discussing? Just curious . . .

Perhaps they're discussing why their owners let them get so disgusting?

Jetster · Jul 30, 2012

Exactly !

ChaoticAtmosphere · Jul 30, 2012

The average citizen does not know that a computer is not a dirt repellent.

"It shuts down by itself!!"

"Well when's the last time you got it cleaned?"

"Cleaned?'."

"WTF..........

(Fill in the blank) "_________________________________"!!!!!!!!!!

:toast:

Sir B. Fannybottom · Jul 30, 2012

t_ski said:
If that sperm was orange

And?

de.das.dude · Jul 30, 2012

t_ski said:
If that sperm was orange, that guys more time in the hospital...

Kevinheraiz said:
And?

maybe sperms turn orange after a while?

Aceman.au · Aug 16, 2012

This isn't too bad, but man it was hard to breath cleaning this out (had no air compressor on hand, so I had to use a paint brush rofl) and there was more to come after that, the fan was just as badly caked in dust.

Athlonite · Aug 16, 2012

you should use a vacuum cleaner aswell that's what I do when no compressor is available also a bucket of hot water and sugar soap works wonders on heatsinks gets them clean as a whistle and looking like new

Aceman.au · Aug 16, 2012

Athlonite said:
you should use a vacuum cleaner aswell that's what I do when no compressor is available also a bucket of hot water and sugar soap works wonders on heatsinks gets them clean as a whistle and looking like new

yeah I had a vacuum on hand thank god

DanishDevil · Aug 20, 2012

I'll have some for you guys within the next little bit. Been snapping one here and there at work.

Aceman.au · Aug 21, 2012

I think I've found a winner.

Check out this news story!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/8519570/five-non-graphic-images-to-stop-you-smoking

EDIT: not sure if this has been posted yet

Athlonite · Aug 21, 2012

I'll tell you what I'm a smoker and none of my stuff looks like those pics on ninemsn those are from chain smokers who never clean anything AKA lazy bastards

pantherx12 · Aug 21, 2012

Aceman.au said:
This isn't too bad, but man it was hard to breath cleaning this out (had no air compressor on hand, so I had to use a paint brush rofl) and there was more to come after that, the fan was just as badly caked in dust.

[url]http://www.freeimagehosting.net/t/zk7pu.jpg[/url]

I'm not sure if I've already posted it or not, but I was cleaning a friends PC and he had a solid BAKED on disk of filth and tar on his radial heatsink.

It looked like a dehydrated pineapple ring :laugh:

Aceman.au · Aug 21, 2012

pantherx12 said:
I'm not sure if I've already posted it or not, but I was cleaning a friends PC and he had a solid BAKED on disk of filth and tar on his radial heatsink.

It looked like a dehydrated pineapple ring

The f***

t_ski · Aug 22, 2012

DanishDevil said:
I'll have some for you guys within the next little bit. Been snapping one here and there at work.

Still waiting.... :shadedshu

Athlonite · Aug 23, 2012

pantherx12 said:
I'm not sure if I've already posted it or not, but I was cleaning a friends PC and he had a solid BAKED on disk of filth and tar on his radial heatsink.

It looked like a dehydrated pineapple ring

Sir B. Fannybottom · Aug 23, 2012

sneekypeet · Aug 23, 2012

is that a mink or chinchilla coat that GPU fan is sporting?

Sir B. Fannybottom · Aug 23, 2012

sneekypeet said:
is that a mink or chinchilla coat that GPU fan is sporting?

No idea, but it has to be some sort of dog.
Theres also this

pantherx12 · Aug 23, 2012

Aceman.au said:
The f***

Athlonite said:
http://i.imgur.com/5c28C.gif

Kevinheraiz said:
No idea, but it has to be some sort of dog.
Theres also this
http://i.imgur.com/DXdee.jpg

Excuse the blurryness I didn't take the photo, I also had to go through 80 pages on my friends tumblr to find this :laugh:

Seriously aside from the colour it had the texture and shape of pineapple :laugh:

( I didn't bite it)

Looks like Kevinheraiz has found one too :laugh:

Norton · Aug 23, 2012

pantherx12 said:
Excuse the blurryness I didn't take the photo, I also had to go through 80 pages on my friends tumblr to find this

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3m5e591Sl1qagcbuo1_1280.jpg

Seriously aside from the colour it had the texture and shape of pineapple ( I didn't bite it)

Looks like Kevinheraiz has found one too

Now we know where the Coneheads got their sex toys :laugh:

Sorry couldn't find a better pic..... :ohwell:

Aceman.au · Aug 23, 2012

Jesus Christ those are nasty!

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