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RCoon · Aug 17, 2013

NdMk2o1o said:
Rough as a badgers ass, had to kick my door in last night cause dumbass Mrs locked it and couldn't find the keys when I came home

wow, she can't cook a pie or unlock a fucking door. What can she do? XD
I just woke up at midday and feel like ass...

NdMk2o1o · Aug 17, 2013

RCoon said:
wow, she can't cook a pie or unlock a fucking door. What can she do? XD
I just woke up at midday and feel like ass...

God knows, she's got her arse in her hands now cause I just told her I posted it on here and your reply haha

I think I'm still slightly inebriated lol need my haircut I'm rocking an ace ventura do, it's not a pretty sight lol

the54thvoid · Aug 17, 2013

NdMk2o1o said:
Rough as a badgers ass, had to kick my door in last night cause dumbass Mrs locked it and couldn't find the keys when I came home

lol, let's analyse this statement...

NdMk2o1o said:
Rough as a badgers ass

Hmm, starts with the feeling your basic motor function was removed by non surgical alcohol

NdMk2o1o said:
had to kick my door in last night

Cannot be analysed without...

NdMk2o1o said:
and couldn't find the keys when I came home

Now, who couldn't find the keys? The missus or you?

Finally

NdMk2o1o said:
cause dumbass Mrs locked it

Who came home sozzled? And if you do read the Daily Mail, you'd know the streets aren't safe and wouldn't you rather have your missus and 6yr old son locked up safe at home when you were out galavanting around?

You neglected the first rule of alcoholic adventure - something always goes amiss, if it doesn't - you weren't drunk enough.

This came out as a chastisement and it was meant to be tongue in cheek :eek:

. Still, I'm posting it anyway. :slap:

d1nky · Aug 17, 2013

the54thvoid said:
For D1nky.

What I use the spare bedroom for...

http://img.techpowerup.org/130817/PANO_20121217_164654.jpg

I have a very loving wife who happily let me use the large spare bedroom as a home gym.

Also, I'm a health and Fitness 'manager' (I run the gym and studio) at a local Authority Trust Leisure centre. I don't have a huge wage but it's good enough for me and as I have no kids, I have a comfy expendable income.

yea I wasn't sure as there are so many terms that have lost their meaning. Nowadays a manager can mean they manage peoples fitness aka a PT or manage a venue.

AND IM FRIKKIN JEALOUS! that lil set up looks sweet, and I bet you've got a lil games room

my plans are to get driving and then get working within the industry before im 30.
my lifes been up and down down so slowly rebuilding it! im happy atm got a cheap gym where I go and abuse most days, beach and town about 3 min walk too.

NdMk2o1o · Aug 17, 2013

the54thvoid said:
This came out as a chastisement and it was meant to be tongue in cheek . Still, I'm posting it anyway.

It did a little only one thing I can really say to that................. :slap:

The Mrs locked the door and forgot where she put the keys, my son is at his grandma's I don't galavant around when I have him, it's called responsibility. I also live in a nice little town in the midlands that has a very low crime rate so don't have to worry about going out "galavanting" but am big enough and ugly enough to look after myself

The fact you read and believe the daily mail say's it all though really...

d1nky · Aug 17, 2013

NOW NOW brits! get some benches on the go!

RCoon · Aug 17, 2013

Looking after my niece today and I think I made a scientific discovery. Women start being bitches at the age of 3. She's already moaning and bitching at the fish on the game on the iPad because they wont do want she wants them to do. She keeps shouting at the screen "AAY AAY AAY GET THERE!"

Wasnt the Daily Mail the newspaper that support hitler back during the war? I'm pretty sure that newspaper is only highly regarded by old people, Nazis and UKIP supporters xD

NdMk2o1o · Aug 17, 2013

RCoon said:
Women start being bitches at the age of 3

OMG hahaha :roll:

Boozad · Aug 17, 2013

RCoon said:
Women start being bitches at the age of 3.

I have two daughters, seven and five (weird names I know), so I can vouch for that.

Sir B. Fannybottom · Aug 17, 2013

I am a 3 year old girl and I am very angry at you people.

Fourstaff · Aug 17, 2013

Sir B. Fannybottom said:
I am a 3 year old girl and I am very angry at you people.

Empirical evidence of girls being bitches

d1nky · Aug 17, 2013

LOL ^^^^

ebuyer emailed me this deal

Toshiba 3TB 3.5" SATA-III Hard Drive - 7200RPM.. |...

the54thvoid · Aug 17, 2013

NdMk2o1o said:
It did a little only one thing I can really say to that.................

The Mrs locked the door and forgot where she put the keys, my son is at his grandma's I don't
nt around when I have him, it's called responsibility. I also live in a nice little town in the midlands that has a very low crime rate so don't have to worry about going out "galavanting" but am big enough and ugly enough to look after myself

The fact you read and believe the daily mail say's it all though really...

Hey, my mum did read it but I told her she was getting disowned if she continued. I dont read any printed press anymore, they're all shite.

And i was never calling your character into disrepute. Alcomahol just does funny things.

Fourstaff · Aug 17, 2013

d1nky said:
LOL ^^^^

ebuyer emailed me this deal

Toshiba 3TB 3.5" SATA-III Hard Drive - 7200RPM.. |...

Not bad. Money a bit tight here, I have just completed my 3570K. Patiently waiting for 840 EVO.

the54thvoid · Aug 17, 2013

Fourstaff said:
Not bad. Money a bit tight here, I have just completed my 3570K. Patiently waiting for 840 EVO.

I'm probably getting one of those. Only the 250gb size though. Finding 2 x 120's a bit restrictive.

FreedomEclipse · Aug 17, 2013

d1nky said:
LOL ^^^^

ebuyer emailed me this deal

Toshiba 3TB 3.5" SATA-III Hard Drive - 7200RPM.. |...

I was thinkin about buying a few of these, however they have rather bad feedback on newegg and NCIX. I dunno if its just a regional thing, Maybe the UK stock comes from a different batch

Deleted member 24505 · Aug 17, 2013

d1nky said:
NOW NOW brits! get some benches on the go!

There ya go, beat them.

d1nky · Aug 17, 2013

a few overclocks more....

Deleted member 24505 · Aug 17, 2013

d1nky said:
http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/095/8/7/sexy_on_the_bench_by_tnikolov-d3d9jpu.jpg

a few overclocks more....

Nice overclocks, bet she has a nice memory slot.

d1nky · Aug 17, 2013

yea Id love to put some ram In the slot

Tatty_Two · Aug 17, 2013

d1nky said:
yea Id love to put some ram In the slot

Naaaa, it looks a bit floppy to me

Deleted member 24505 · Aug 17, 2013

Tatty_One said:
Naaaa, it looks a bit floppy to me

Nah, there'll be some tight tolerances there i bet.

d1nky · Aug 17, 2013

tigger said:
Nah, there'll be some tight tolerances there i bet.

until we loosen the ram a bit!

RCoon · Aug 20, 2013

Well my 21st ended in stumbling into asda to buy duck patte and chocolate waffles. Woke up late this morning but still managed to shuffle into work right on time. Now I can stop caring about birthdays right? Its only downhill from here!

NdMk2o1o · Aug 20, 2013

RCoon said:
Well my 21st ended in stumbling into asda to buy duck patte and chocolate waffles. Woke up late this morning but still managed to shuffle into work right on time. Now I can stop caring about birthdays right? Its only downhill from here!

Ah bless, you're still a kid, will be a lot more messier nights to come I'm sure

Still waiting on BT coming to install my feckin broadband :banghead:

it's due on Thursday and they have to come out as they have to put in a new box for Infinity fibre unlike the the olden days when your stuff would turn up and you could just plug it in!

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