Vibe Therapy Meridian

Steevo · Apr 2, 2015

W1zzard said:
This is a real review, by a real (human) girl btw. I just handled the photo and technical testing part. We bought two of them so I wouldn't have to cut up hers

Did you assist with the testing in any way that might have thrown off the results.

Also why no grunt and groan Db comparison?

Champ · Apr 2, 2015

I could have sworn Wiz said before this is not a child's site. What kid can afford to build a decent gaming machine, understand the delicate process of overclocking or understand what that.....thing is

blackdenoir · Apr 2, 2015

Mom, I am here!!

maximoor · Apr 2, 2015

i'll Pass this one! I'll wait for the next gen die shrink that might "come" with more OC "Head"room and better energy efficiency!

Happy April fools!

Athlonite · Apr 2, 2015

ROFL great stuff I was especially impressed with the amount of OC head room with this more than 2V shoot I bet that cut the TTO(*) down by quite a few minutes

(*) TTO = Time To Orgasm

_Flare · Apr 2, 2015

fullinfusion · Apr 2, 2015

This site has gone to hell IMHO!

and I wonder why...

qu4k3r · Apr 2, 2015

"bigger and blacker does not always mean better!"

:laugh:

Btw Mia...
Did Marsellus Wallace and The Gimp participate in the review? :laugh:

ste2425 · Apr 2, 2015

Been away for a while, certainly wasn't expecting to come back to this.

It was a rather good April fools but I also agree that it is far from appropriate. A fullinfusion says TPU has been loosing its 'edge'. Quality of conversation, poor language mostly.

xorbe · Apr 2, 2015

ste2425 said:
it is far from appropriate

Oh noes, someone on the internet got offended!

fullinfusion · Apr 2, 2015

No this place has been infected :roll:

Caring1 · Apr 2, 2015

fullinfusion said:
No this place has been infected

TPU has caught a virus from all this sexual innuendo and activity?

kn00tcn · Apr 2, 2015

i forgot to save the toypowerup logo, can i has?

DinaAngel · Apr 2, 2015

kn00tcn said:
i forgot to save the toypowerup logo, can i has?

hblackheart · Apr 2, 2015

Very good and taste full review. Quite honestly I laughed my ass off and wanted to say bravo to Wizzard. Pure evil Genius.

As for the parents who have issue with this prank, your not doing your job if your kids haven't been educated properly by yourself. Stop blaming other people for your own mistakes. Education falls squarely on your shoulders and is 100 percent your responsibility to try to get it right.
So if you got bent over this review that is quite humorous, better have a really good look at why your having issues. Apparently the answer isn't quite obvious and might need further investigation.

Some times in life we need more education and enlightenment to be well rounded in life to be able to deal with all aspects of life and be able to pass it on to those that matter in our lives.
Life is about education. The moment we forget that... Epic Fail!
Cheers... Blackheart

Freedom4556 · Apr 2, 2015

It was a hilarious gag, but now that we're sober again ya'll should probably knock it off the front page. Just leave it up in the forums or wherever.

REAYTH · Apr 3, 2015

I bet Mailman would review a Fleshlight if you asked him.

fullinfusion · Apr 3, 2015

REAYTH said:
I bet Mailman would review a Fleshlight if you asked him.

We all know he already had one long before the review :laugh:

MonteCristo · Apr 3, 2015

DinaAngel said:
lol http://valid.x86.fr/lht7hh
i havent gotten around to benchmarking my titan x yet but theres the new cpu-z validation.
idk whats up with that vram in cpu-z

http://www.techpowerup.com/gpuz/details.php?id=n59bv

Yeah, it shows half the effective clock (7ghz).

Well maby it's time to submitt a bug to them. You know, any bug you can find!

Devon68 · Apr 3, 2015

The funny thing is I've seen it a couple times on the front page but didn't really look at it to realize what it is. Funny stuff.

kn00tcn · Apr 4, 2015

DinaAngel said:

hblackheart said:
Very good and taste full review. Quite honestly I laughed my ass off and wanted to say bravo to Wizzard. Pure evil Genius.

As for the parents who have issue with this prank, your not doing your job if your kids haven't been educated properly by yourself. Stop blaming other people for your own mistakes. Education falls squarely on your shoulders and is 100 percent your responsibility to try to get it right.
So if you got bent over this review that is quite humorous, better have a really good look at why your having issues. Apparently the answer isn't quite obvious and might need further investigation.

Some times in life we need more education and enlightenment to be well rounded in life to be able to deal with all aspects of life and be able to pass it on to those that matter in our lives.
Life is about education. The moment we forget that... Epic Fail!
Cheers... Blackheart

while true, surely there is somewhat of a limit, you probably shouldnt have this pop up unexplained before sex ed during single digit ages, right?

SK-1 · Apr 4, 2015

Devon68 said:
The funny thing is I've seen it a couple times on the front page but didn't really look at it to realize what it is. Funny stuff.

Same...I initially thought it was some jumbo girly USB drive.

BiggieShady · Apr 4, 2015

SK-1 said:
Same...I initially thought it was some jumbo girly USB drive.

I initially saw immediately it is a sex toy but I also thought it had an USB port and accompanying software for advanced control, custom profiles, macros and possibly a windows driver for it to be used as a game controller

SK-1 · Apr 4, 2015

BiggieShady said:
I initially saw immediately it is a sex toy but I also thought it had an USB port and accompanying software for advanced control, custom profiles, macros and possibly a windows driver for it to be used as a game controller

I think you just invented something.

kikicoco1334 · May 4, 2015

opened it in the office ...

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Vibe Therapy Meridian

Steevo

Champ

blackdenoir

maximoor

Athlonite

_Flare

fullinfusion

Vanguard Beta Tester

qu4k3r

ste2425

xorbe

fullinfusion

Vanguard Beta Tester

Caring1

kn00tcn

DinaAngel

hblackheart

Freedom4556

REAYTH

fullinfusion

Vanguard Beta Tester

MonteCristo

Devon68

kn00tcn

SK-1

BiggieShady

SK-1

kikicoco1334

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