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Bloody foreign drivers.

Not far from here over the weekend. The road is the A40 which runs from Fishguard into the centre of London . The driver has been identified and hopefully will be prosecuted


I would have sh*t myself if that happened,once i've done that then i would go screwing at the driver.
 
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Right side is left -wrong side is right Get used to it or don't Drive over here
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"76 countries and territories using LHT.[3] Countries that use LHT account for about a sixth of the world's area and a quarter of its roads."

"Around (just) 34% of the world's population drives on the left (wrong) hand side of the road" ... :p:D
 

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In the late 1960s the UK Department for Transport considered switching to RHT, but declared it unsafe

Rumour has it that in a Draft of the Maastricht Treaty
The EU Desired Britain to convert to Driving on the Right
Britains Answer to this Proposal was the EU would need to fund the Cost of this Change to Our infrastructure.
As this was then costed ( at that time ) to slightly over 25 Billion Euro's (payable by the EU )
They Dropped the idea and proposal as fast as they Could (Typical where EU investment into UK is concerned )
 
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Bloody foreign drivers.

Not far from here over the weekend. The road is the A40 which runs from Fishguard into the centre of London . The driver has been identified and hopefully will be prosecuted


I would of shat myself
 

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How about this one?

 

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bloody typical he was not looking where he was going and he wucked off without giving any details
 

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bloody typical he was not looking where he was going and he wucked off without giving any details


Maybe there was no damage to the car
 

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what he said was
"There's no damage you wuckin Tin chauffeur Besides its your fault for being in my way now wizz oft before i nut you"
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It made me laugh too and i know why.....what a dickhead.
 

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Samsung & payal are doing 0% finance for their S8/S8+ handsets if you pre-order from them directly. Sigh, Its so tempting.
 
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So diesel owners are now getting punished for buying diesels under government recommendation in saying its good for environment but in reality not good for us to breathe which we all knew that*petrol cars also bad so what's the difference?*..More money grabbing tactics by charging upto £20 a day in driving in major cities.
The number of diesel owners could easily been reduced if government/dealers marketed diesels a lot better. Soon as they mentioned about the DPF unit being blocked.
 

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So diesel owners are now getting punished for buying diesels under government recommendation in saying its good for environment but in reality not good for us to breathe which we all knew that*petrol cars also bad so what's the difference?*..More money grabbing tactics by charging upto £20 a day in driving in major cities.
The number of diesel owners could easily been reduced if government/dealers marketed diesels a lot better. Soon as they mentioned about the DPF unit being blocked.

Start up a class action with other diesel drivers.

Diesel was known to be more polluting to the environment for a long time but the government kept promoting diesel cars & also the busses that TFL drive around london.... A lot of these busses are hybrids that partially run off hydrogen but the engine is still diesel afaik.

I thought they would start up a scheme of paying diesel car owners to scrap their cars and go with something else
 
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Start up a class action with other diesel drivers.

Diesel was known to be more polluting to the environment for a long time but the government kept promoting diesel cars & also the busses that TFL drive around london.... A lot of these busses are hybrids that partially run off hydrogen but the engine is still diesel afaik.

I thought they would start up a scheme of paying diesel car owners to scrap their cars and go with something else
Diesel is as much polluting as normal petrol,only difference is the gas in diesel is a lot higher in NOx which is what people are complaining about, the government encouraged users to get diesel as its less polluting for the planet but they never mentioned the fact it can also be more harmful to human breathing it when its not burning off the unnecessary NOx. Which is why they are introducing the whole toxin tax in major cities. The scrappage scheme is nothing in my opinion.
 

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Prompted by a conversation i overheard, i came up with a tech related joke..




" i just finished my first shift as a taxi driver"


" Oh yeah, how are you finding it?"



"Satnav mainly"
 
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Prompted by a conversation i overheard, i came up with a tech related joke..




" i just finished my first shift as a taxi driver"


" Oh yeah, how are you finding it?"



"Satnav mainly"

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
 

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not good for us to breathe which we all knew that*petrol cars also bad so what's the difference?*

Diesels produce NOx in massive quantities, something not currently legislated (the government sets targets for CO2 emissions, despite NOx being vastly more damaging). Petrols are technically better for the environment (LOL), but Diesels are better value for money for drivers going long distant. Diesel engines also provide more torque, hence their usage in things like buses, trucks, trams and trains.
 
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Diesels produce NOx in massive quantities, something not currently legislated (the government sets targets for CO2 emissions, despite NOx being vastly more damaging). Petrols are technically better for the environment (LOL), but Diesels are better value for money for drivers going long distant. Diesel engines also provide more torque, hence their usage in things like buses, trucks, trams and trains.
As far as i know both petrol and diesel produce NOx just diesel is a lot higher, the way the worded it though i'm not 100% sure which are actually getting taxed on it, is it only cars from 2005 and older getting the toxin tax or cars that are registered before 2015?
 

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As far as i know both petrol and diesel produce NOx just diesel is a lot higher, the way the worded it though i'm not 100% sure which are actually getting taxed on it, is it only cars from 2005 and older getting the toxin tax or cars that are registered before 2015?

Easy fix, Just hire a few engineers from VW. your diesel will be the cleanest running car in all of modern utopia
 

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Looks like my 2005 2.0 Euro 4 Diesel is going to be expensive...
 

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A blonde buys a used diesel car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again.

"What was the matter?" she asks.

"Simple really, just shit in the fuel" he replies.

Taken aback she asks, "Really? How many times a week do I have to do that?"
 
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