The TPU UK Clubhouse

dorsetknob · Apr 15, 2017

Bo$$ said:
Looks like my 2005 2.0 Euro 4 Diesel is going to be expensive...

Freedom is upgrading his vehicle worth a thought

he says

its Fast as Shit off a shovel ( if you eat a curry the night before)

Beastie · Apr 17, 2017

Scrapping cars and replacing them in the name of environmentalism seems a bit silly.

dorsetknob · Apr 17, 2017

Beastie said:
Scrapping cars and replacing them in the name of environmentalism seems a bit silly.

Albanian solution

those neysayers who predict doom after britix can order online for 2019 delivery

choice of various models available one to 6 horse power 2 or 4 door

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Apr 18, 2017

We need a vote on whether we should have to vote so often.

dorsetknob · Apr 18, 2017

for @FreedomEclipse http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39629808
break out the Bubbbly

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Apr 18, 2017

I prefer his brother

FreedomEclipse · Apr 18, 2017

dorsetknob said:
for @FreedomEclipse http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39629808
break out the Bubbbly

She had it coming

dorsetknob · Apr 18, 2017

Your next project bike could be a Tandem

she could be your peddling passenger :roll:

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Apr 20, 2017

Take a trip round the UK and Ireland one accent at a time with Expedia's Accent Map of the British Isles...ITS HYSTERICAL

https://accent-map.expedia.co.uk/

dorsetknob · Apr 20, 2017

Smirk the welsh one comes across as" so only gay in the village Bronwin"
somerset one is good and close to Dorset ( apart from the lack of Baa bleating baa'ing sheep in the background

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Apr 20, 2017

The Welsh one is bollocks, i dont think hes even Welsh.

There is a different accent in each of the valleys and the accent totally changes if you head to North Wales.

NdMk2o1o · Apr 21, 2017

Guy's I am going to be ordering my Ryzen 1600, motherboard, RAM etc next week though won't be able to order a 580 until next month, long shot.......... :wtf:

but has anyone got a spare GPU lying around they could loan me for a month? I can pay postage etc and nothing fancy just a spare one you might have lying about, dont need to do any gaming on it but obviously Ryzen has no IGP :oops:

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Apr 25, 2017

When will Blair finally slither back into the fetid pond that spawned him.?

He has called on Labour voters to forget party allegiances and consider, instead, backing pro-EU candidates — even if they are Conservative or Liberal Democrat.

My top 5 most hated politicians list

1. Hitler
2. Stalin
3. Pol Pot
4 Margaret thatcher
5. Tony Blair

kurosagi01 · Apr 25, 2017

Tony Blair the mug..anyways so the new speeding fines been enforced now and looking at the chart it's very unfair to everyone that drive when the speedo isn't always accurate and even a slight tap on the pedal by accident could potentially land you a fine.

RCoon · Apr 25, 2017

kurosagi01 said:
Tony Blair the mug..anyways so the new speeding fines been enforced now and looking at the chart it's very unfair to everyone that drive when the speedo isn't always accurate and even a slight tap on the pedal by accident could potentially land you a fine.

Where's this magical chart? My car is semi autonomous so it doesn't bother me much. If I get a fine I just pass it onto VW cause it's their software that caused it

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Apr 25, 2017

kurosagi01 · Apr 25, 2017

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:

Yep that chart,Band A just seems way too unrealistic in real world and unfair.

FreedomEclipse · Apr 26, 2017

when you want to feel that little bit fabulous...

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Apr 26, 2017

Should look good with lycra shorts and a high vis vest on your bike.

dorsetknob · Apr 26, 2017

FreedomEclipse said:
when you want to feel that little bit fabulous...

AquaScrotum crawlford pee coat

Sorry bad eyesight and poor humour

edit Shyit!!! for £600 gawd you can buy a kiyer home for less

Caring1 · Apr 27, 2017

Just think of all the money you could save on clothing if you lived in a warm climate

dorsetknob · Apr 27, 2017

Caring1 said:
Just think of all the money you could save on clothing if you lived in a warm climate

Yeh Save money on clothing to spend on Air con....................or Beer

NdMk2o1o · Apr 28, 2017

Just pulled the trigger on this, looks like a nice value midrange case, no ghastly LED's or chunky plastic bits hanging off it, clean looksing front panel etc not bad for £30

https://www.scan.co.uk/products/aer...ndow-2x-usb-20-1x-usb-30-mini-itx-matx-atx-bl

FreedomEclipse · Apr 29, 2017

NdMk2o1o said:
Just pulled the trigger on this, looks like a nice value midrange case, no ghastly LED's or chunky plastic bits hanging off it, clean looksing front panel etc not bad for £30

https://www.scan.co.uk/products/aer...ndow-2x-usb-20-1x-usb-30-mini-itx-matx-atx-bl

antec makes or has made a similar case. 'Antec Core series' or Antec 100 etc

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Apr 29, 2017

Holy SHIT........what a fight

Stopped in the 11th

System Name	it needs a name?
Processor	Xeon E3-1241 v3 @3.5GHz- standard clock
Motherboard	Asus Z97A 3.1
Cooling	Bequiet! Dark Rock 3 CPU cooler, 2 x 140mm intake and 1 x 120mm exhaust PWM fans in the case
Memory	16 GB Crucial DDR3 1600MHz CL9 Ballistix Sport 2 x 8 GB
Video Card(s)	Palit 980ti Super Jetscream
Storage	Sandisk X110 256GB SSD, Sandisk Ultra II 960GB SSD, 640GB WD Blue, 12TB Ultrastar
Display(s)	Acer XB270HU
Case	Lian Li PC 7H
Audio Device(s)	Focusrite Scarlett 6i6 USB interface
Power Supply	Seasonic P660
Mouse	cheapo logitech wireless
Keyboard	some keyboard from the 90's
Software	Win10pro 64bit

System Name	Party On
Processor	Xeon w 3520
Motherboard	DFI Lanparty
Cooling	Big tower thing
Memory	6 gb Ballistix Tracer
Video Card(s)	HD 7970
Case	a plank of wood
Audio Device(s)	seperate amp and 6 big speakers
Power Supply	Corsair
Mouse	cheap
Keyboard	under going restoration

System Name	Party On
Processor	Xeon w 3520
Motherboard	DFI Lanparty
Cooling	Big tower thing
Memory	6 gb Ballistix Tracer
Video Card(s)	HD 7970
Case	a plank of wood
Audio Device(s)	seperate amp and 6 big speakers
Power Supply	Corsair
Mouse	cheap
Keyboard	under going restoration

System Name	Codename: Icarus Mk.VI
Processor	Intel 8600k@Stock -- pending tuning
Motherboard	Asus ROG Strixx Z370-F
Cooling	CPU: BeQuiet! Dark Rock Pro 4 {1xCorsair ML120 Pro\|5xML140 Pro}
Memory	32GB XPG Gammix D10 {2x16GB}
Video Card(s)	ASUS Dual Radeon™ RX 6700 XT OC Edition
Storage	Samsung 970 Evo 512GB SSD (Boot)\|WD SN770 (Gaming)\|2x 3TB Toshiba DT01ACA300\|2x 2TB Crucial BX500
Display(s)	LG GP850-B
Case	Corsair 760T (White)
Audio Device(s)	Yamaha RX-V573\|Speakers: JBL Control One\|Auna 300-CN\|Wharfedale Diamond SW150
Power Supply	Corsair AX760
Mouse	Logitech G900
Keyboard	Duckyshine Dead LED(s) III
Software	Windows 10 Pro
Benchmark Scores	(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

System Name	Party On
Processor	Xeon w 3520
Motherboard	DFI Lanparty
Cooling	Big tower thing
Memory	6 gb Ballistix Tracer
Video Card(s)	HD 7970
Case	a plank of wood
Audio Device(s)	seperate amp and 6 big speakers
Power Supply	Corsair
Mouse	cheap
Keyboard	under going restoration

System Name	Ryzen Reynolds
Processor	Ryzen 1600 - 4.0Ghz 1.415v - SMT disabled
Motherboard	mATX Asrock AB350m AM4
Cooling	Raijintek Leto Pro
Memory	Vulcan T-Force 16GB DDR4 3000 16.18.18 @3200Mhz 14.17.17
Video Card(s)	Sapphire Nitro+ 4GB RX 580 - 1450/2000 BIOS mod 8-)
Storage	Seagate B'cuda 1TB/Sandisk 128GB SSD
Display(s)	Acer ED242QR 75hz Freesync
Case	Corsair Carbide Series SPEC-01
Audio Device(s)	Onboard
Power Supply	Corsair VS 550w
Mouse	Zalman ZM-M401R
Keyboard	Razor Lycosa
Software	Windows 10 x64
Benchmark Scores	https://www.3dmark.com/spy/6220813

System Name	Ultraman
Processor	Intel core i9 13900HK
Motherboard	Alienware/Dell inverted motherboard
Cooling	Alienware/Dell cooling solution + IETS GT500 cooling pad
Memory	Alienware/Dell 32GB 6000mhz DDR5
Video Card(s)	Nvidia RTX4080 12GB
Storage	1TB Dell supplied NVME + Samsung Evo 1TB NVME
Display(s)	AOC Gaming CU34G3S/BK
Case	Alienware X16
Audio Device(s)	onboard/Speakers: Logitech G560
Power Supply	Alienware/Dell battery + 330W charger
Mouse	Microsoft Pro Intellimouse - White
Keyboard	Ducky One2 SF White MX cherry Red
Software	Windows 11

System Name	HP Omen 17
Processor	i7 7700HQ
Memory	16GB 2400Mhz DDR4
Video Card(s)	GTX 1060
Storage	Samsung SM961 256GB + HGST 1TB
Display(s)	1080p IPS G-SYNC 75Hz
Audio Device(s)	Bang & Olufsen
Power Supply	230W
Mouse	Roccat Kone XTD+
Software	Win 10 Pro

System Name	Black Box
Processor	Intel Xeon E3-1260L v5
Motherboard	MSI E3 KRAIT Gaming v5
Cooling	Tt tower + 120mm Tt fan
Memory	G.Skill 16GB 3600 C18
Video Card(s)	Asus GTX 970 Mini
Storage	Kingston A2000 512Gb NVME
Display(s)	AOC 24" Freesync 1m.s. 75Hz
Case	Corsair 450D High Air Flow.
Audio Device(s)	No need.
Power Supply	FSP Aurum 650W
Mouse	Yes
Keyboard	Of course
Software	W10 Pro 64 bit

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