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Capitan Harlock · May 5, 2017

Jetster said:
He said he cleaned it once or twice and thought it was clean until he got it in the light

ahahahahah , Tell him to shoot some picture before and after cleaning XD.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · May 5, 2017

Jetster said:
I built this 2 years 9 months ago. He wants the G3258 swapped for a i7 4770K and an additional 8 Gb ram. Might need a little cleaning too

give him one of these

Vayra86 · May 5, 2017

Komshija said:
How about this after only 10 days? I know, it's not something, buy I usually clean my room every three weeks and sometimes (rarely) every two weeks, so you can imaggine how it looks after 21 days.

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Take it up a notch and try 28 days. It'll be super exciting

biffzinker · May 5, 2017

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
give him one of these

A knuckle sandwich? Well that wouldn't be never nice.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · May 5, 2017

i am recommending a "bop" square on the nose as it is less painful than a burnt down house.

i shudder to think what the inside of the PSU looks like.

AhokZYashA · May 5, 2017

woah, i forgot to take the pic of my cousins PC,
its so dusty, i have to disassemble everything, and wipe it off with a paintbrush and air

pantherx12 · May 7, 2017

That pc was awful man.

Seeing as the guy clearly doesn't look after the machine you may want to flip that psu.

Dust falling directly in can't be good.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · May 31, 2017

My computer

dorsetknob · May 31, 2017

where is little Miss Muffet then ??? :roll:

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jun 24, 2017

Dan......."Ger, i think my laptop is shagged....it wont start"

Me........" bring the piece of shit round if you must"

I prescribed ibuprofen

Thats £35.00 please.....

Octopuss · Jun 24, 2017

That's ghetto as fck

jaggerwild · Jun 24, 2017

Did you use yer tongue to make sure you had current flowing? :roll:

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jun 24, 2017

jaggerwild said:
Did you use yer tongue to make sure you had current flowing?

no, i waited for him to get here and i made him do it.

its getting soldered and heat shrunk later, a fresh install of windows and done.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jun 25, 2017

Fixed

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jul 9, 2017

My wife just noticed something..... :eek:

dorsetknob · Jul 9, 2017

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
My wife just noticed something.....

Needs a ............................................

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jul 9, 2017

dorsetknob said:
Needs a ............................................

Wet wipe?

dorsetknob · Jul 9, 2017

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
Wet wipe?

Nope (Sexist comment incoming)
WORKING WET WIFE

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jul 9, 2017

Fixed by me and a wet wipe

Its starting to get dark so its changed colour a bit, i didnt use a blue wet wipe.

Frick · Jul 10, 2017

dorsetknob said:
Nope (Sexist comment incoming)
WORKING WET WIFE

How would that help a dirty keyboard?

R-T-B · Jul 10, 2017

Frick said:
How would that help a dirty keyboard?

You must be a hoot at parties, Frick.

Octopuss · Jul 10, 2017

I expected you to kill it with fire...

micropage7 · Jul 10, 2017

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
My wife just noticed something.....

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Nice keyboard, i may throw it some acid to make sure it cleaned

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jul 10, 2017

It will be 20 years old next year and has been in use every single day. I have never cleaned the inside though i do occasionally give it a good shake and see what surprises fall out.

Prince Valiant · Jul 11, 2017

Question about cleaning filthy components. Can I use distilled water without worrying about any ill effects?

System Name	Xeon build X58 / Main Rig X79
Processor	Intel Xeon x5650 @ 4.2Ghz with HT / Xeon E5 1650 v2 @4.5Ghz
Motherboard	Asus Rampage II Extreme socket 1366 / Asus P9X79 Pro socket 2011
Cooling	Thermalright Archon +Ty 140mm\|Fans : 2 front-1top-1rear-1bottom/ Gelid Phantom Twin Tower
Memory	16gb DDR3 1600mhz Kingstone Hyper x Quad Channel / 16gb DDR3 1600MHZ Patriot Viper 3
Video Card(s)	Sapphire hd 7950 3gb Boost edition dual fan X / ZOTAC 1080 Ti Blower Edition
Storage	Kingstone AV400ssd 120gb+Seagate B 2Tb+WD g 1tb+WD g 3tb+WD r 3tb+Seagate B 4tb+Lexar 2Tb NVMe
Display(s)	AOC E2460S 24" 1080p 60hz 1ms / LG 32UK550B 32" UHD 4K HDR 10 with Freesync
Case	Enermax Phoenix / Fractal Design Arc midi
Audio Device(s)	SoundMaxHD+5.1 BHT1100 BLUESKY,Fiio E10 Olympus+SuperluxHD668b+KZ HBB pr2,Superlux E205.
Power Supply	Sharkoon WPM Gold Zero 650W semi modular / Corsair RM 850 Fully Modular
Mouse	Generic Mice / Corsair M90
Keyboard	Generic Keyboard / Microsoft WK600
Software	Windows 10 Pro 64 /Windows 10 Pro 64

System Name	Party On
Processor	Xeon w 3520
Motherboard	DFI Lanparty
Cooling	Big tower thing
Memory	6 gb Ballistix Tracer
Video Card(s)	HD 7970
Case	a plank of wood
Audio Device(s)	seperate amp and 6 big speakers
Power Supply	Corsair
Mouse	cheap
Keyboard	under going restoration

Processor	i7 8700k 4.6Ghz @ 1.24V
Motherboard	AsRock Fatal1ty K6 Z370
Cooling	beQuiet! Dark Rock Pro 3
Memory	16GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 3200/C16
Video Card(s)	ASRock RX7900XT Phantom Gaming
Storage	Samsung 850 EVO 1TB + Samsung 830 256GB + Crucial BX100 250GB + Toshiba 1TB HDD
Display(s)	Gigabyte G34QWC (3440x1440)
Case	Fractal Design Define R5
Audio Device(s)	Harman Kardon AVR137 + 2.1
Power Supply	EVGA Supernova G2 750W
Mouse	XTRFY M42
Keyboard	Lenovo Thinkpad Trackpoint II
Software	W10 x64

Processor	Ryzen 9 5900X
Motherboard	MSI B450 Tomahawk ATX
Cooling	Cooler Master Hyper 212 Black Edition
Memory	VENGEANCE LPX 2 x 16GB DDR4-3600 C18 OCed 3800
Video Card(s)	XFX Speedster SWFT309 AMD Radeon RX 6700 XT CORE Gaming
Storage	970 EVO NVMe M.2 500 GB, 870 QVO 1 TB
Display(s)	Samsung 28” 4K monitor
Case	Phantek Eclipse P400S (PH-EC416PS)
Audio Device(s)	EVGA NU Audio
Power Supply	EVGA 850 BQ
Mouse	SteelSeries Rival 310
Keyboard	Logitech G G413 Silver
Software	Windows 10 Professional 64-bit v22H2

System Name	Party On
Processor	Xeon w 3520
Motherboard	DFI Lanparty
Cooling	Big tower thing
Memory	6 gb Ballistix Tracer
Video Card(s)	HD 7970
Case	a plank of wood
Audio Device(s)	seperate amp and 6 big speakers
Power Supply	Corsair
Mouse	cheap
Keyboard	under going restoration

System Name	Hakase
Processor	Ryzen 7 3700X @ Stock
Motherboard	ASUS ROG Strix B450-F
Cooling	Noctua NH-U12S
Memory	2x8GB Corsair Vengeance LPX DDR4 @ 3000MHz 18-18-18
Video Card(s)	Asus GTX1070 Dual
Storage	250GB 860EVO - 2x600GB Cheetah 15k7 - 2x2TB Constellation ES - 2+3TB Green - 500GB Deskstar
Display(s)	Viewsonic VX2476-smhd
Case	Fractal Design Define R5
Audio Device(s)	Fostex PC100USB > Altec Lansing ATP-3
Power Supply	Corsair CX750M
Mouse	Logitech G Pro X Superlight - Razer ExactMat Control
Keyboard	Leopold FC750R, MX Blue
Software	Win 10 Pro 64-bit
Benchmark Scores	not benching anymore...

System Name	My pc
Processor	Ryzen 5 3600
Motherboard	Asus Rog b450-f
Cooling	Cooler master 120mm aio
Memory	16gb ddr4 3200mhz
Video Card(s)	MSI Ventus 3x 3070
Storage	2tb intel nvme and 2tb generic ssd
Display(s)	Generic dell 1080p overclocked to 75hz
Case	Phanteks enthoo
Power Supply	650w of borderline fire hazard
Mouse	Some wierd Chinese vertical mouse
Keyboard	Generic mechanical keyboard
Software	Windows ten

Processor	Ryzen 5800X
Motherboard	Asus TUF-Gaming B550-Plus
Cooling	Noctua NH-U14S
Memory	32GB G.Skill Trident Z Neo F4-3600C16D-32GTZNC
Video Card(s)	Sapphire Radeon Rx 580 Nitro+ 8GB
Storage	HP EX950 512GB + Samsung 970 PRO 1TB
Display(s)	HP Z Display Z24i G2
Case	Fractal Design Define R6 Black
Audio Device(s)	Creative Sound Blaster AE-5
Power Supply	Seasonic PRIME Ultra 650W Gold
Mouse	Roccat Kone AIMO Remastered
Software	Windows 10 x64

Processor	5930K
Motherboard	MSI X99 SLI
Cooling	WATER
Memory	16GB DDR4 2132
Video Card(s)	EVGAY 2070 SUPER
Storage	SEVERAL SSD"S
Display(s)	Catleap/Yamakasi 2560X1440
Case	D Frame MINI drilled out
Audio Device(s)	onboard
Power Supply	Corsair TX750
Mouse	DEATH ADDER
Keyboard	Razer Black Widow Tournament
Software	W10HB
Benchmark Scores	PhIlLyChEeSeStEaK

System Name	Black MC in Tokyo
Processor	Ryzen 5 5600
Motherboard	Asrock B450M-HDV
Cooling	Be Quiet! Pure Rock 2
Memory	2 x 16GB Kingston Fury 3400mhz
Video Card(s)	XFX 6950XT Speedster MERC 319
Storage	Kingston A400 240GB \| WD Black SN750 2TB \|WD Blue 1TB x 2 \| Toshiba P300 2TB \| Seagate Expansion 8TB
Display(s)	Samsung U32J590U 4K + BenQ GL2450HT 1080p
Case	Fractal Design Define R4
Audio Device(s)	Line6 UX1 + some headphones, Nektar SE61 keyboard
Power Supply	Corsair RM850x v3
Mouse	Logitech G602
Keyboard	Cherry MX Board 1.0 TKL Brown
VR HMD	Acer Mixed Reality Headset
Software	Windows 10 Pro
Benchmark Scores	Rimworld 4K ready!

System Name	Pioneer
Processor	Ryzen R9 7950X
Motherboard	GIGABYTE Aorus Elite X670 AX
Cooling	Noctua NH-D15 + A whole lotta Sunon and Corsair Maglev blower fans...
Memory	64GB (4x 16GB) G.Skill Flare X5 @ DDR5-6000 CL30
Video Card(s)	XFX RX 7900 XTX Speedster Merc 310
Storage	2x Crucial P5 Plus 2TB PCIe 4.0 NVMe SSDs
Display(s)	55" LG 55" B9 OLED 4K Display
Case	Thermaltake Core X31
Audio Device(s)	TOSLINK->Schiit Modi MB->Asgard 2 DAC Amp->AKG Pro K712 Headphones or HDMI->B9 OLED
Power Supply	FSP Hydro Ti Pro 850W
Mouse	Logitech G305 Lightspeed Wireless
Keyboard	WASD Code v3 with Cherry Green keyswitches + PBT DS keycaps
Software	Gentoo Linux x64

System Name	micropage7
Processor	Intel Xeon X3470
Motherboard	Gigabyte Technology Co. Ltd. P55A-UD3R (Socket 1156)
Cooling	Enermax ETS-T40F
Memory	Samsung 8.00GB Dual-Channel DDR3
Video Card(s)	NVIDIA Quadro FX 1800
Storage	V-GEN03AS18EU120GB, Seagate 2 x 1TB and Seagate 4TB
Display(s)	Samsung 21 inch LCD Wide Screen
Case	Icute Super 18
Audio Device(s)	Auzentech X-Fi Forte
Power Supply	Silverstone 600 Watt
Mouse	Logitech G502
Keyboard	Sades Excalibur + Taihao keycaps
Software	Win 7 64-bit
Benchmark Scores	Classified

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