Battlefield 3 Clubhouse

[T3kl0rd]

Uhhh!! Wha...I can't...oh, I just, oh my God. Where is everybody? Oh God...I...I had a friend, who was Danforth. What, I had all these guys man. Back there I had all these fucking guys. Who were my friends. Cause back here there's nothing. Remember Danforth? He wore this black headband and I took one of those magic markers and I said to Feron, "Hey mail us to Las Vegas" cause we were always talking about Vegas, and this fucking car. This uh red '58 Chevy convertible, he was talking about this car, he said we were gonna cruise till the tires fall off ... We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just...like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "With what? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"

Still waiting

 

[DannibusX]

It's on, be right there.

 

[erocker]

The name calling from some of you will stop now. Any further language of this sort will result in posting privleges being revoked.

This is your warning. Behave.

Thanks.

*BTW, it's fine if you guys want to "callenge" one another here, just do it in a respectful and adult manner.

 

[ufgy20]

Apologies Erocker. i was just rustling some jimmies. ill let it be.

 

[brandonwh64]

I have never seen a kid so worked up about a game since the fat german kid playing counter strike. LOL like I mentioned yesterday orhan, Why don't you joing the real military and do knifing were knifing is good otherwise, go bother another clubhouse like the ones that play hello kitty island adventure.

 

[Radical_Edward]

Anyone else notice how awesome the P90 is up close? I was using it last night for the first time and was top of team a few times with it...

 

[brandonwh64]

Anyone else notice how awesome the P90 is up close? I was using it last night for the first time and was top of team a few times with it...

I love the P90! Its like the PDW before the first patch. People complained it was "Too Accurate" and the first large patch fixed that.

 

[MT Alex]

The prodigal son isn't even a member of this clubhouse, and I don't think the courtesy of offering challenges should be extended until he makes his penitent return and we slay a fatted calf in his honor. Between he and peet throwing their weight around this thread has taken a sour turn in the last 24 hours. The only thing worse has been Diablo 3.

At least we know he still has feelings for us. His heart is softening from all the love.

 

[Radical_Edward]

I love the P90! Its like the PDW before the first patch. People complained it was "Too Accurate" and the first large patch fixed that.

I'm going to mess around with it some more tonight. I want to see how it does in more open maps.

 

[brandonwh64]

The prodigal son isn't even a member of this clubhouse, and I don't think the courtesy of offering challenges should be extended until he makes his penitent return and we slay a fatted calf in his honor. Between he and peet throwing their weight around this thread has taken a sour turn in the last 24 hours. The only thing worse has been Diablo 3.

At least we know he still has feelings for us. His heart is softening from all the love.

The end seemed to be nigh. Constantine commanded that the most venerable icon of the Mother of God, protectress of the clubhouse, should be brought out and carried in procession round the streets. Suddenly the topic slipped off the frame on which it was being held aloft; and almost at once the streets were deluged with torrents of hall and rain. The procession was abandoned. The next day the clubhouse was shrouded in thick fog.

 

[TheMailMan78]

The end seemed to be nigh. Constantine commanded that the most venerable icon of the Mother of God, protectress of the clubhouse, should be brought out and carried in procession round the streets. Suddenly the topic slipped off the frame on which it was being held aloft; and almost at once the streets were deluged with torrents of hall and rain. The procession was abandoned. The next day the clubhouse was shrouded in thick fog.

Emos being emos. Don't let them get to ya guys. They can't hang socially, mentally, physically or in BF3 and that's what we are here for. Kickin ass and takin tags son.

 

[brandonwh64]

Emos being emos. Don't let them get to ya guys. They can't hang socially, mentally, physically or in BF3 and that's what we are here for. Kickin ass and takin tags son.

I just wanted to have a roman biblical moment......

 

[TheMailMan78]

I just wanted to have a roman biblical moment......

I had one of those this morning after coffee.

 

[Radical_Edward]

Some of that P90 goodness I was talking about.

 

[brandonwh64]

I had one of those this morning after coffee.

I had flash backs to braveheart while eating a honey bun this morning.

*EDIT*

Hey mailman, Sapphire has the snail case mod sweepstakes!! This would make a KICK ASS battlefield 3 rig!

https://www.sapphireselectclub.com/contest/snailcontest/

 

[Wrigleyvillain]

Kiss my ass Lionheart. Please note I did not "call" him anything.

And as long as we are dropping the hammer on certain things in this thread how about we ban that lame ass "rustling jimmies" bs? This is not 4Chan. Thank Christ.

 

[erixx]

Now seriously, is that snail case not more for Angry Birds clubmen?

 

[MT Alex]

Kiss my ass Lionheart. Please note I did not "call" him anything.

And as long as we are dropping the hammer on certain things in this thread how about we ban that lame ass "rustling jimmies" bs? This is not 4Chan. Thank Christ.

Well, you have been pretty damn confrontational in your posts, as of late, so don't be surprised when people get crabby. It must be some kind of ChiTown thing. I don't think he was really whining, but I don't really know what he meant by "Wooooo."

 

[Wrigleyvillain]

I suppose but I did say complain and not like "whine". I guess I am tired of people blaming DICE for their issues without doing a lick of troubleshooting. And dude mentioned none. That said, I probably overreacted. But then he decided to make it personal.

 

[erocker]

The topic of this thread is Battlefield 3. I already posted a bit earlier on how people need to conduct themselves here and the rest of the forum. We are currently working on guidelines specifically for the clubhouse section. So, keep on topic and post in a respectful and civil manner.

Thank you.

 

[TheMailMan78]

The topic of this thread is Battlefield 3. I already posted a bit earlier on how people need to conduct themselves here and the rest of the forum. We are currently working on guidelines specifically for the clubhouse section. So, keep on topic and post in a respectful and civil manner.

Thank you.

That's awesome news because there is some major inconsistencies on how each clubhouse is handled. Thanks for the heads up. As for the respectful and civil manner I agree! Thats the rule no matter where we are in the forums.

 

[MT Alex]

I suppose but I did say complain and not like "whine". I guess I am tired of people blaming DICE for their issues without doing a lick of troubleshooting. And dude mentioned none. That said, I probably overreacted. But then he decided to make it personal.

You are right.

 

[erocker]

That's awesome news because there is some major inconsistencies on how each clubhouse is handled. Thanks for the heads up. As for the respectful and civil manner I agree! Thats the rule no matter where we are in the forums.

The forum guidelines apply to the the clubhouses as well and they are pretty straightforward. They are listed at the top of every forum. People can say/do whatever they want on things like Teamspeak or Battlelog, but that cannot come over here. We are setting guidelines for the clubhouses, not because they are necessarily different from the forum guidelines but because it is obvious people don't pay attention to the guidelines. We are doing this out of respect and kindness to the members here, instead of doing what we are essentially supposed to be doing by handing out mass infractions to people. Granted, we will still be doing these things, but there needs to be some sort of reminder as things are getting out of hand around here. We want to alleviate the situation without taking drastic measures which we may do in the future if things don't turn around. It's up to the members to make TPU a nice place to visit and it shouldn't be placed on the staff or the rules as the source of the problem.

Well, I've said my bit. If you have any input on the matter, shoot me a PM as I'd like to hear your thoughts if you feel something needs to be said about it. Back to the topic of Battlefield 3 now.

Thanks.

 

[Wrigleyvillain]

I'm a bit toasted at the moment but iirc there is a P90 on display at The Tower Of London, of all places, along with some other "unique" modern firearms like a blingy .45 confiscated by the London cops. Think I got a pic will post once home.

Edit: Nm Google gots us:
http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/jamiejohn/4494379866/
Edit2: Being a gun we know and many of us love from BF3 I consider this 'on topic'. Hopefully others agree.

 

[HammerON]

Noticed your favorite BF3 player was on one of the Metro severs last night. Wasn't able to get his tags though