Discussion in 'Contests' started by W1zzard, Feb 16, 2011.
I'm a Shinobi because... Well, I dunno, I don't even know what shinobi means.
I'm a Shinobi because, I just am...
I am a Shinobi, because sitting here in front of my PC has to be a cover.
I'm a Shinobi because, just like the case, I lost my screws years ago.
I'm a Shinobi because,I hold the POWER and BLADES Within!
I am a Shinobi because if someone kicks me, the bee won't be able to walk for a few minutes.
I am a Shinobi, becouse you won't hear me running, you won't see my blades spinning. I'm a silent mercenary at your needs.
I am a Shinobi because i want that
I am a Shinobi because I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
"I'm a Shinobi, because I'm not a darn stripped down Survivor."
I am a Shinobi because....... i've got a brand new Hyundai.
i am a shinobi because i can jump from building to building.
I am a Shinobi... because my skin tastes slightly like pepperoni.
I'm a Shinobi because i watched "Ninja Assassin".
I'm a Shinobi because my Bitfenix case keeps everything cool; just like my shōzoku keeps my Shinobi body.
I am a Shinobi, because you won't see me jacking off.
I am a Shinobi, because you won't see me playing plants v.s. zombies
I am a Shinobi, because my girl is a newbie... "she Newbie!"
I'm a Shinobi, because I hide my comment.
I am a Shinobi, because im trying to steal your cake!
I'm a shinobi because that's what she said
I'm a Shinobi because ...... I have a "Job" from Apple to get them some free Shurikens.
I am a shinobi because i'm superior to even a Kobe + obi-wan-kenobi mix
I am Shinobi, because I dress in black
Quiet, aware, ready to attack
No sword, no nunchuck, no can of mace
I defeat my foes with a mighty computer case.
Game over ladies and gentlemen....We have our winner.
*unless somebody can come up with something better than this...good luck, though*
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