Just when you thought the contests at TPU couldn't get any better, With W1zz's approval and and a fair amount of trepidation from all us moderators we present you with ... The Official Suck Up or Take a Cheap Shot at the TPU Mods Contest. CONTEST RULES Write a humorous poem about the moderators on TPU. The contest is open to all TPU members, including staff, who are not part of the judging panel. You must include at least three (3) moderator's TPU names in the poem. The poem must be exactly eight lines long. The poem must rhyme in a reasonable fashion. No vulgarity, racially sensitive or sexual references will be allowed. Period. (No Fap references, MailMan) Any entry not conforming to this rule will be deleted and the entrant immediately disqualified. All posting rules as outlined in the TPU guidelines apply also. One entry per member only. The most humorous poems, as chosen by the judging panel, will win. PRIZES 1st Place : One (1) OCZ Vertex 2 2.5" SATA II MLC 60 GB Internal Solid State Drive (SSD) Runner-up prizes One (1) Retail "World In Conflict" Collectors Edition, includes chunk of the Berlin Wall! (for PC) One (1) Brand new copy of "The Settlers VI: Rise of an Empire" (for PC) One (1) Brand new HP Neoprene Notebook Sleeve - Black Stream Pattern. SCHEDULE The contest will end on Friday, May 20th, 2011 All entries prior to the closing of this thread which meet the above criteria will be considered for the prize. ADDITIONAL INFO AND DISCLAIMERS You must be a member of TechPowerUp! Forums. This contest is open to any member of any age in any geographic location, where local laws permit such contests and prize distribution. Winner must be willing to PM his/her name and valid mailing address in order to receive the prize. At contest completion, the winner will be posted in a contest results thread, and the winner must respond within one week of notification otherwise a new winner will be chosen. TechPowerUp and its staff shall not accept any responsibility for any damage, loss, injury or disappointment suffered by you or any other participant entering the competition or as a result of accepting any prize. TechPowerUp and its staff are not responsible for any problems or technical malfunction of any telecommunications network or lines, computer on-line systems, servers, or providers, computer equipment, software failure of any email or entry to be received on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet, telephone lines or at any web site, or any combination thereof, including any injury or damage to your or any other person's computer or mobile telephone related to or resulting from participation or downloading any materials in the competition. TechPowerUp and its staff also reserve the right to change or amend the rules if necessary. By entering into this contest you agree to all of the above rules and regulations. All decisions are final. All prizes were donated by various members of the TPU Moderation Staff 'cuz we wuvs you all soooo much.