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Contest: Flatter Or Abuse The Moderators

Discussion in 'Contests' started by Kreij, Apr 25, 2011.

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  1. sneekypeet

    sneekypeet Unpaid Babysitter Staff Member

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    is it too soon for AlecStarr references?:laugh:
     
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  2. FordGT90Concept

    FordGT90Concept "I go fast!1!11!1!"

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    Mussels is an Aussie...

    I wish I knew how to suck up, rhyme, and take cheap shots. Wait a minute, isn't that the very definition of (good) rap music?


    Kreij, how do you pronounce your screen name? Like Kri-g? Dan wants to know but is too ashamed to ask (don't infract me Dan :)). XD

    Oh, wow, that was a cheap shot and a suck up, wasn't it? I'm learning. :D Maybe I'll listen to some Run D.M.C. and get back to you on May 21st. ;)
     
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  3. btarunr

    btarunr Editor & Senior Moderator Staff Member

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    The Krei part pronounces like Cray. I assume the j sounds like in Baja. So Crayh.
     
  4. DanTheBanjoman Señor Moderator

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    Why? You want them banned?
     
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  5. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    To think Banjo is too ashamed to do something is pure folly.

    There is no official pronunciation of my username, so feel free to rhyme it however you want (within TPU rules of course :D )
     
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  6. qubit

    qubit Overclocked quantum bit

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    Pronouncing your username "Kreej" seems the most logical way to me.

    It unfortunately also rhymes with "creep"... don't use this people!
     
  7. Thrackan

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    Once upon a digital time, a techie website was.

    Many users wandered 'round among the helpful mods.

    Mussels, Kreij and erocker, just some random picks,

    enforced the forum's laws and all with infractions and bansticks.

    And with this lot the forums were a peaceful place to browse.

    I've never had so little crappy threads under my mouse

    then that I have when I come here, which is all thanks to you

    the greatest bunch I've ever seen: the mods of TPU.
     
  8. Paulieg The Mad Moderator Staff Member

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    Now that's the kinda stuff I'm talking about. New members will all be like "WTF?":laugh:

    Thing is, most of the epic old time stories are about members who have already been banned.:laugh:
     
  9. HookeyStreet

    HookeyStreet Eat, sleep, game!

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    TPU

    When disrespecting mods, where do you begin?
    Maybe sat at your PC with a troll like grin?

    Firstly theres Mussels the Aussie, without an ounce of decorum.
    Could he really be whats wrong with our forum?

    Next, we have Kreij, the undercover mod.
    His hobby is hiding in bushes, playing with his rod.

    Last but not least Wizzard, the German we all adore.
    But whatever you do, don't mention the war!*
















    * I'm referring to the RED Vs GREEN war of course ;)
     
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  10. DanTheBanjoman Señor Moderator

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    So, what rhymes with sugar?
     
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  11. Namslas90 New Member

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    Booger
     
  12. Paulieg The Mad Moderator Staff Member

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    Yeah, that would make for an interesting poem, going back to '07. :laugh:
     
  13. 2DividedbyZero New Member

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    Boom—Boom—Boom—Boom—
    Went the 590, overclocked, in wizzards room,
    LMAO ‘twas the ATI fanboi cry-
    Banstick came from the mods, down from high.
    Mussels, rhino and whatsisface glare
    Ban Ban Ban j00, yes we dare,
    Because of your reason to post some lame advice-
    Pwn your bench and overclock-fail, thrice.
     
  14. DanTheBanjoman Señor Moderator

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    Venga boys?
     
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  15. TheMailMan78

    TheMailMan78 Big Member

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    I was thinking more of Candle. :laugh:
     
  16. tigger

    tigger I'm the only one

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    AlecStarr was a star in terms of brain flips, then there was casheti who iirc made a new account with a user name that was very defamatory of Dan.
     
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    Great poem Thrackan, that is also expressing my thoughts about TPU. :)

    It took me a while to realise that you mean AMD vs. nVidia. I initially thought about the Red Army versus... something (no, not the Nazis, nor the NATO, cause those did not wear the colour green as their faction colours).
     
  19. TheMailMan78

    TheMailMan78 Big Member

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    Wow I havent heard the name casheti in a while. However I missed my chance to troll AlecStarr. That would have been epic fun.
     
  20. ZenZimZaliben

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    A Lamer Thread I have never seen
    The Mods have run out of contest ideas it would seem

    As it appears Kreij has started this post
    Which forces me to question his mod skills the most

    Btaruner is obviously involved in this too
    If not for the great distance they would be “The Ambiguously Gay Duo”

    Since DanTheBanjoMan warned of Infractions
    I will hold my tongue further to avoid mods taking action
     
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  21. CyberDruid

    CyberDruid New Member

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    Really, I don't.

    btarunr infracted me for "posting porn" but let me first say
    it was just buttocks as background for a global map
    and W1zzard infracted me: "Fail" on April Fool's Day
    (because he's the W1zzard and don't take no crap)
    but lately I've been a good little over clocker
    although I was tempted to copy pasta BP's ass...
    so I don't PM pictures embarrassing erocker...
    or make them go viral and email them enmasse.
     
  22. GREASEMONKEY

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    deathmore New Member

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    wow alot of nice poetry guys some are good for laughs i dont really have the ability to do poetry so im just going to complement others.
     
  24. tigger

    tigger I'm the only one

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    Tpu mods
    You all make me sick
    I better just post
    And be out of here quick
    I love you all really
    Oh yes i do
    Dan, Kreij and Mussels
    Especially you.

    Well heres my effort, a bit of flattery, a bit of teasing.
     
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  25. Soylent Joe

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    My submission:
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    Many turns ago in a thread passed away,
    Young Mussels started posting, on his path to 30k.
    Between Paulieg his guard and Panther his chick,
    They ruled over the forum, with raw bansticks.
    But from Milwaukee's draft and the Everglades' dew
    Two comrades arose, one wise and one crude.
    In W1zzard's blissful forge, a banhammer they condensed,
    Which struck the clam's gang, casting them to General Nonsense.
    Props go to MT_Alex for helping me with the rhyme and meter.
     

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