Dyson's High Fidelity, Active Noise Cancelling Headphones with Air Purification Set for Sale at US$949 From January

[Darksword]

Even Calvin & Hobbes think they're ridiculous.

 

[Dammeron]

Bet it sounds good though. I like Dyson products

Probably sounds like a vacuum cleaner.

 

[zlobby]

Missed opportunity

And here is an idea for next Dyson's product:

 

[mechtech]

Do they have bulk pricing??

 

[Courier 6]

ah yes....took long enough....

 

[noel_fs]

this is genuinely the dumbest thing ive seen all year

 

[DeathtoGnomes]

Oh, lets scare people into filtered masks >> hmm. air. bad. buy my mask>

 

[TechLurker]

If this had a visor, I might consider it for work in the medical environment I'm at (as an alternative to the CleanSpace Halo, which is occasionally used at work). It'd also be great for doubling-up for a cosplay suit; allowing for a steady flow of fresh air over one's face.

 

[PooPipeBoy]

The Dyson Zone headphones are engineered to tackle the dual challenges of city noise and air pollution.

This product reminds me of a Silicon Valley startup that was advertising "smart" drinking cups. The premise was that dehydration is a global problem and that selling an overpriced, proprietary product that runs on batteries and beeps at you to drink more water would solve this global issue. Ignoring the fact that it is simply an overpriced, proprietary product that will end up in landfill.

 

[Darmok N Jalad]

I didn’t know Dyson was bought out by the Borg.

 

[ir_cow]

All I can think of when looking at this is "Welcome to the future" intro song from Trials Fusion.

 

[sepheronx]

That's fine and all but too rich for my blood.

I'll wait for Dirt Devil to release their RGB headsets

 

[Minus Infinity]

Is Dyson the biggest joke on earth. Their hairdryers are over $749 in Australia, cordless vacuums hit $1500, fans $799 etc. Maybe Dyson and Nvidia or Apple can team up for an EV, 32kWh battery, 250km range, 0-100 9.3s, $175K, annual subscription or you can't use many of the cars features.

 

[nomdeplume]

All I can think of when looking at this is "Welcome to the future" intro song from Trials Fusion.

You have just stole any thunder my planned VapeLord mod for these headphones comment might've had.

Will be quicker next time. As is I can hardly be bothered to make a cloud gif of this image.

 

[Count von Schwalbe]

At this point, why not integrate a VR headset as well, in a motorcycle helmet chassis? It would look a lot more normal, and be more functional.

 

[1d10t]

This already look oxymoron from get-go,did Dyson think people using headphone outdoor outside their mom's basement?

 

[sepheronx]

Is Dyson the biggest joke on earth. Their hairdryers are over $749 in Australia, cordless vacuums hit $1500, fans $799 etc. Maybe Dyson and Nvidia or Apple can team up for an EV, 32kWh battery, 250km range, 0-100 9.3s, $175K, annual subscription or you can't use many of the cars features.

I bought the Dyson V10 and I admit it's a damn good vac. It can probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

It's that good.

 

[Xex360]

This is expected to reach 7 in 10 by 20503

I would hope by then we would have fusion power and solved the climate crisis.

 

[KainXS]

Someone tell me that they're trollin.

 

[Hyderz]

instead of this maybe other companies should research better manufacturing and produce less waste that has less impact on the environment...

 

[eidairaman1]

with integrated drills? or washing machine?

Which are utter crap (worked on them)

hum ... yeah? ... that or to put some more hurt on headbutting someone who deserve it? maybe? ... or not ...

There are plenty on this forum that need a headbutting

 

[zlobby]

I would hope by then we would have fusion power and solved the climate crisis.

Yeah, don't forget about the flying unicorns that fart rainbows!

 

[Dirt Chip]

Yep, that.
Cus everyone want's to be bane.

 

[Legacy-ZA]

Bwhahahahahahahaha!

Next time, if someone wears a mask, take a long nasty fart right next to them. Now, tell them to go do research.

 

[Courier 6]

Bwhahahahahahahaha!

Next time, if someone wears a mask, take a long nasty fart right next to them. Now, tell them to go do research.

yep, a sauerkraut enhanced one LOL