Definitely a joke(cleaned this up a bit for English readers):
According to preliminary data, GeForce GTX Samson operates with 2496 stream processors, 320-bit memory bus, and 5 GB of buffer memory GDDR5. However, the card can be unlocked to a full GeForce GTX Titan (2688 shaders, 384-bit memory bus, 6 GB GDDR5), if gamers will be able to observe a number of conditions:
365 days of not being installed in a PC with video card and/or processor from AMD;
surf Nvidia.com and GeForce.com daily;
during the year, play at least 1993 hours (1993 - year of foundation Nvidia) of games that support the PhysX API.