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So... GeneralNonsense.net is broke down today. So in remembrance of March 32nd or April 1st (depending on your preference) I have created this thread for all of you to digitally vomit in.

Please be sure to keep within the posting guidelines (you know, polite, don't insult, stuff like that). This thread is here for today and today only. Please behave. :p
 

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I was just fixing to make this club. Great Minds think alike E.
 
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You all suck.

It is what i generally write when i'm there. Also, when will mtosev do something at all and when will jaydenz balls drop?
 

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Oh...
So what would a poop say if it could talk?
"BLOOP"
 
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Oh thank goodness, I need my fix of general nonsense for the day!
 
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So this is what it is like over in GN land....
 

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We haven't even gotten started! Mwuahahahahaha! :rockout:
 

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We are in your house, so we are trying to be respectful. There is a reason that TPU banished us to GN.
 
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T77 takes a crack at General nonsense...

So they're making Half-Life 3, a 3DS remake of Majora's Mask, Warcraft IV, and a bunch of other awesome stuff. Oh wait, no they're not, cause life fuking sucks.

April Fools, you bastards. :p

:cry:

:D

:shadedshu

:)

:mad:

:pimp:

:respect:

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So this is what it is like over in GN land....
Depends on the thread. If it's a political or religious thread, it quickly turns into a cesspool of insults. If it's anything else, the thread just goes off-topic after the first few posts and starts to look exactly like every other thread with people talking about whatever they feel like. :laugh:
 
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So we don't have the hot girl thread here so uhm...here you go
 
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Who wants some CHEESECAKE?!!



SHE DOES

 

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No "No Thanks" button. It just isn't the same. :(
 

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This thread makes me happy
 

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I remember why I never finished Morrowind. Two words: swing, miss. Rinse and repeat.
 
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I remember why I never finished Morrowind. Two words: swing, miss. Rinse and repeat.
Oh yeah, the combat isn't actually that great since it uses a dice-rolling system, but is presented as if you're actually in control lol. Try magic.

The combat was never what made the game great.
 
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I edited this one just to be safe...
 
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