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Oh yeah, the combat isn't actually that great since it uses a dice-rolling system, but is presented as if you're actually in control lol. Try magic.

The combat was never what made the game great.
Yeah, I resorted to magic because there were far fewer misses and a lot more damage dealt when it hits. Good thing I have a High Elf; bad thing I picked the Infiltrator class. :(
 

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I had to switch to viewing this thread on my phone instead of my work computer to keep me from getting fired:)
 
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Oh my god I pee'd a little..not really but I really have to go now... :eek: I'm stuck upstairs in my office, and I just had knee surgery last Monday on both knees (arthroscopic knee surgery).. I'm ready to get home to my meds.. lol
I hope you have a speeeedy recovery! seriously.
 
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I'm really missing my ability to delete posts right now :laugh:
Yeah, I resorted to magic because there were far fewer misses a lot more damage dealt when it hits. Good thing I have a High Elf; bad thing I picked the Infiltrator class. :(
It is rough at the lower levels, especially if you're using skills that you didn't get bonuses in to start off with. Designing/picking a class that best suits your play style can be tricky and takes a few tries. I highly recommend starting over once you've got a good feel for how you want to play, how the leveling system works, etc.
 

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This thread is a roller coaster of laughs....


 

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It's been killing me to post this new awesome tech stuff.... hehehe

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In that chat box in the pic.. Is that Russian for Nooooooooooooooooo!!! ?
No, it says "Poooonyyy" (i.e. the word "pony", exclaimed exitedly in Cyrillic writing).
 
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