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how to fart at will?!?!?!?

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  1. oinkypig

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    ok, ever since i was around 7 years old i had wondered, how do you fart at will? my sister is actually able to do it, and i must know how..... i need very detailed instructions on how to fart at will, so all you experts need to share the knowledge!:)

    Title is supposed to be "How to fart at will"
     
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  2. Protius New Member

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    this is by far the weirdest thread i've seen in a while
     
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    Ditto. Weird.
     
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  4. DanTheBanjoman Señor Moderator

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    Women shouldn't fart, they're sneaky and smelly. Farts are for men.

    I think your parents swapped some genes between you and your sis ;)
     
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    Oh thats so sad. So that means... :wtf:
     
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    Wow sterile... too bad.
     
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    Women don't fart, they "Poot".
     
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    Bad Beer Too Much Grass Maybe I Drank Some Piss I Maybe...but It Made The Dog Go Out Side.......wow
     
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    Why don't we answer his question...
     
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    hold it till you wanna rip. always worked for me. :)
     
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    It's a Queef!! (vaginal flatulence to be politically correct). She must be doing those Kegel exercises! How else does a woman "fart" at will? haha
     
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    All of you still haven't answered my question.....Anybody who has this magnificent power must inform me of its strength!
     
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    I have a friend who can do it! He's a vegetarian so I just presumed his insides were all wrong!! :nutkick:


    http://www.43things.com/things/view/18700 :
    Weird... I wonder how many people sh1t their pants doing this? :ohwell:
     
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    eat lots of beans everyday :roll:
     
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    I cant actually believe this is a topic. I cant fart on a dime, but feed me some fajitas, and my wind will be your best friend!!!!
     
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    AHAHAHA, me neither, however my sister does the loudest farts i have EVER heard.
     
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    It's funny actually, most girls I know like to portray themselves as clean and dainty, and then you hear stories about "Jacky the ripper" :roll:.
     
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    can i just not advise this lol
    excessive straining of your bowels can lead to quite a few serious (and painful) medical problems
     
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    beans is my trick...a bowl of beans and some warm beer
     
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    There was actually a guy on Howard Stern years ago that had the "talent" you speak of. I think he was physically able to "suck" air into he butt and fart at will:eek: . I don't remember any specifics nor do I really want to. Anyway if Google can't help you I think you're SOL:laugh:
     
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    oh i can do that, i just have to get ma ass real high in the air, i could fart for hours :roll:, supposedly bad for you though as you can get piles or something like that
     
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    Women Farting

    Here is a unique site of WOMEN who have no problem farting and laughing about it. It's free; I swear; no porn, no tricks.

    http://johnque.007ihost.com/
     
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    oinkypig; you sir, are fvcking weird.
     
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    humm try googling woodpooping then ask there :p
     
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