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Man memorizes and writes entire Zelda: Twilight Princess script

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Anyone who's played Zelda: Twilight Princess knows that it is an extraordinarily long game, filled with a lot of events that contribute to the plot. It also has a ton of dialog, which would be a real pain to memorize, let alone write down. Yet strangely, a man has somehow find the passion and the disturbing amount of spare time to do just that. This man, who prefers to remain anonymous, claims he can "probably recite every line of dialog front and back while burping, and can espouse all the crazy timeline theories that abound and what it all means in the grand scheme of things". In the event that someone may not want to listen to all this/have time to do so, he wrote the script down as a very long text file, which can be grabbed off of Neoseeker.

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That is awesome as hell. You go boy!
 
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....:shadedshu
 

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Its still pretty cool though, pathetic or not ::rofl::
 

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Uh.. im sure its written down somewhere already. Memorizing it is the only actuall achievement here.
 

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Rofl Ktr! Rofl!
 

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:twitch: and I thought I had no life...
 
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prefers to remain anonymous because hes a total recluse whos spent the last 2 years of his life locked up in a little room playing zelda twilight princess 24/7, probably hasnt got laid in all that time or a long time before, still lives at his moms house and is probably going to go on a killing spree some day in a mall because he was bullied as a kid *exhales :eek: *


oh and his name is bartholmew :laugh:
 
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prefers to remain anonymous because hes a total recluse whos spent the last 2 years of his life locked up in a little room playing zelda twilight princess 24/7, probably hasnt got laid in all that time or a long time before, still lives at his moms house and is probably going to go on a killing spree some day in a mall because he was bullied as a kid *exhales :eek: *


oh and his name is bartholmew :laugh:
the game hasnt been released for 2 years..... not even a year acually
 

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It's not. Test it yourself; go to a bar and walk up to a hot lady and tell her you memorized a game. Most women will not think you're cool.
The ones I'm interested in would. I find looking for women in bars to be lame.
 

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The ones I'm interested in would. I find looking for women in bars to be lame.
while i dont disagree that looking in bars for women is lame, i highly doubt you will find any woman who would appreciate it. even the most hardcore would find it lame because this is beyond hardcore. weve hit a whole new level here.
 

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The ones I'm interested in would. I find looking for women in bars to be lame.
You so missed the point, replace bar with Star Trek convention if that makes you feel better. Even those females won't be impressed, unless of course you add that you're an android...
 

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You so missed the point, replace bar with Star Trek convention if that makes you feel better. Even those females won't be impressed, unless of course you add that you're an android...
Well, OK. I admit that this case is a little extreme .