Oh, for cryin out loud..., bear simulator?!

alucasa · Mar 1, 2016

I confess I haven't played the game. The last "simulator" game I've played was, I think, farming simulator 2013.

Since then a lot of <insert something> simulator came out. Namely, goat simulator, car mechanic simulator, demolition simulator, etc ...
There was also ant simulator that got cancelled ...

And now I see frigging bear simulator ... Just do a search on "simulator" on Steam and you will see shitload of'em.

Gawd... What next?

I am not even going to post a link to the game. Just google it or search it on Steam. Actually, it's on the front page of Steam right now.

/Doh

Guitar · Mar 1, 2016

What, you've never wanted to be a bear and go steal some picnic baskets from unsuspecting campers?

I'm looking forward to dinosaur simulator personally.

Toothless · Mar 1, 2016

I'm waiting for GPU Simulator.

Wait, game got corrupted because of a bad BIOS flash.

flmatter · Mar 1, 2016

I did not know there is a car mechanic sim out there. Going to have to go check that out.

hat · Mar 1, 2016

Can you shit in the woods?

64K · Mar 1, 2016

I just looked into it out of curiosity and apparently it's a Kickstarter and ~3,900 people pledged a total of $100,500 so I guess it's possible to fund a game about pretty much anything.

You can even play a Street Cleaner Simulator

marmiteonpizza · Mar 1, 2016

I for one actually love Goat Simulator, I find it hilarious! My cousin and I (when he was visiting for the weekend) clocked in over 20 hours in just 2 days playing it! :laugh:

It's just so funny to me as it takes this piss out of all these crappy simulator wannabe's.
I guess you have to appreciate it's...unique sense of humour to enjoy it though

But Grass Simulator...that is not fun(ny) in the slightest...

Tatty_Two · Mar 1, 2016

I can't wait for the Old, Grumpy and Drunken Moderator Simulator to be released.... ohhh wait I don't actually need a simulator for that one

stinger608 · Mar 1, 2016

Ah they will probably come out with "hooker simulator." :laugh:

marmiteonpizza · Mar 1, 2016

stinger608 said:
Ah they will probably come out with "hooker simulator."

I fear that someone will make a GTA mod like that one day.

alucasa · Mar 1, 2016

Forum troll simulator is what we need.

Frag_Maniac · Mar 1, 2016

How bout Pimp Simulator, with Vince Vaughn's E Weazy dance?

dorsetknob · Mar 1, 2016

alucasa said:
Gawd... What next?

Too complicated for some here but

Computer Repair technician Simulator

Oh i'm Playing this as we Speak

alucasa said:
Forum troll simulator is what we need.

Drone · Mar 1, 2016

Some game franchises today became simulators of their former selves.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Mar 1, 2016

Kabooom

Badger Simulator

marmiteonpizza · Mar 1, 2016

Drone said:
Some game franchises today became simulators of their former selves.

Yes yes yes :banghead:

Anarki · Mar 1, 2016

Simulation Simulator?

Sasqui · Mar 1, 2016

hat said:
Can you shit in the woods?

Bawhahaaa! Thanks for the laugh. Now I'm off to play my dust bunny simulator...

Jetster · Mar 1, 2016

High School Security simulator. Beat some kids senseless

Frick · Mar 1, 2016

Sasqui said:
Bawhahaaa! Thanks for the laugh. Now I'm off to play my dust bunny simulator...

So that's what they're calling it these days.

RCoon · Mar 1, 2016

I'll put in a request for Raccoon simulator

marmiteonpizza · Mar 1, 2016

RCoon said:
I'll put in a request for Raccoon simulator

Golden. Thread post of the day :clap:

R-T-B · Mar 1, 2016

As a legitimate simulation fan, it has become hell to find real, genuine, good sims amongst the crap ones on steam. That, and all the Train Simulator dlcs. Those spam me worse than the worst of nigerian princes when using steam tag search...

qubit · Mar 1, 2016

Toothless said:
I'm waiting for GPU Simulator.

Wait, game got corrupted because of a bad BIOS flash.

GPU simulator! :laugh:

truth teller · Mar 1, 2016

alucasa said:
And now I see frigging bear simulator

there has been a bear simulator since at least 2009, enviro-bear 2000
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