UPDATE: We have a winner! It's Damn_Smooth Well done! You've made a couple of awesomely funny posts and cracked me up laughing. It took balls to confess these facepalm embarrassments in public. Respect. I've reposted them here: Spoiler Yes, you heard that right, I will personally buy a copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, the upcoming blockbuster game due for release on 08 November 2011 and give it away to one lucky winner! On top of that, the pre-purchase also comes with bonus game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Yup, two grade A games in one competition. Awesome, huh? Why am I doing this? I like to give something back to our community from time to time and this competition has been inspired by the many positive responses to my thread You interested in a free (legit) copy of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare? which was really nice as it's an old game that many of you have, so I figured that a competition upgrade would be in order. To enter, simply tell me why you should be the one to have it - and make your sales pitch interesting. The more funny, humorous, comic, ridiculous, hilarious and outrageous you make it, the better chance you have of winning. To differentiate yourself from your fellow contestants, feel free to add one or more pictures to your post and format your post anyway you want. On top of that, you can make more than one entry! After the closing date, I will look over all the entries and decide on a lucky winner. A Steam account and client software is required for this game to work. Download the client from http://store.steampowered.com/about if you need to. If you have any objections to Steam, then please don't enter the competition. COMPETITION RULES - Closing date: 21 October 2011 at 23:59 GMT - that's 6 weeks of hot submissions - Everyone can enter - no restrictions. That means members, new members, mods and admins are all welcome! - You can make more than one entry. However, don't spam the thread relentlessly - You can edit your entry as many times as you like until the closing date. An edit after this will disqualify you - You can continue to post for the purpose of discussion after the closing date, but don't make any more competition entries, which won't count. They won't disqualify you though if you forget - Abide by TPU forum rules FUN POLL Why not take part in my fun poll? Voting is optional and the poll will not affect the competition. Votes are public and you can select more than one option. My HeatWare. I'd be grateful if the winner could give me positive feedback once they have received their prize.