Okay, ladies and germs. I took my time and re-read through all the post, keeping in mind the official rules.
First I would like to thank everyone who entered to once again make one of my contests fun.
The US winner is : Yogurt
He set the bar crazy high right from the begining, followed the rules to a tee, and belittled the pirates in a non-stop manner with sarcasm and humor without ever resorting to name-calling.
Well done, Yogurt. If I ever write a game I'm hiring you as head of my PR department.
The International winner is : Vinska
Again, a well played denunciation of the pirates and the addition of leaving them high and dry in the end ... again without any name-calling.
Special Mention: DannibusX
My accounting department (read: mom) tells me that I have sold 200 copies of the game, but my user score submission server reports that well over 7 million unique users have submitted scores! That's amazing!
This made me laugh out loud. A $25 Newegg gift certificate for you. PM me your e-mail address.
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Now ... for Yogurt and Vinska. As per the rules, you have to answer one
simple question ...
"Since it's better to give than to receive, what TPU member do you want your prize to go to?"
(It can't be the other winner)