An Iraqi had a stomach ache and everything he did didnt cure it. So he goes to an American doctor and he was puzzled. So th next day, he went to an Iraqi doctor. The doc looks at him and says " Ok, take thees bucket, take a pezz and a sheet in it, put ur face over the top and cover ur head with a towel." So he does what the doc says and feels alot better. The next day he goes back to the doc and asks him why it worked and the doc responds "You were homesick."