The Filthy, Rotten, Nasty, Helpdesk-Nightmare picture clubhouse

mechtech · Dec 8, 2022

hat said:
Some users apparently live in clean rooms and don't ever allow a spec of dust to enter their computers... I'm not sure how much of it is joking or not...

I have a 16"x25"x5" MERV 12 filter in my furnace and it's on 24-7 on continuous recirc. I blew out my PC this summer, first time ever in 5.5 years. For the amount of dust that was it in, it was barely worth the effort. I should have re-pasted when it was out and open..............

Mussels · Jan 30, 2023

I have nightmares, and i have beauty from them
That causes far, FAR more nightmares

You can click to expand most of these
Two chain smokers in front of their PC's, pack a day for 10+ years

Let me ease you into this by showing what wiped off the plastic at the end, after using the air compressor and a toothbrush for a few hours

How bad could the PCB alone be, right?

Oh.

From here on is the "before" images and the nightmare fuel. It's all tobacco tar with dust, then more tar, more dust, ad infinitum.

GTX 750ti *STILL WORKING*

PSU from that PC looked fine, right?

PC #2 was a delight, it had this new RAM technology called sticky channel

PC #3, a poor athlon II x2 555
This one stank too bad to get up close shots, hence more blur

From here we go back to PC #1 and the nightmares

The 750ti

Look up the temperature it takes for steel to turn blue, even if its plated or the various combinations these plates came in over the years

There is no way this happened safely
None. That shit got way too hot for way too long, or anodised from a short grounding out the DVI cable over a very very long time

This guy has cancer now

Veseleil · Jan 30, 2023

Mussels said:
I have nightmares, and i have beauty from them
That causes far, FAR more nightmares

You can click to expand most of these
Two chain smokers in front of their PC's, pack a day for 10+ years

Let me ease you into this by showing what wiped off the plastic at the end, after using the air compressor and a toothbrush for a few hours

View attachment 281404

How bad could the PCB alone be, right?
View attachment 281405 View attachment 281406
Oh.

From here on is the "before" images and the nightmare fuel. It's all tobacco tar with dust, then more tar, more dust, ad infinitum.

GTX 750ti *STILL WORKING*
View attachment 281408 View attachment 281407
View attachment 281409 View attachment 281410

PSU from that PC looked fine, right?
View attachment 281414

PC #2 was a delight, it had this new RAM technology called sticky channel
View attachment 281415 View attachment 281416

PC #3, a poor athlon II x2 555
This one stank too bad to get up close shots, hence more blur
View attachment 281411 View attachment 281412

From here we go back to PC #1 and the nightmares
View attachment 281413 View attachment 281418 View attachment 281417

The 750ti

Look up the temperature it takes for steel to turn blue, even if its plated or the various combinations these plates came in over the years
View attachment 281419 View attachment 281420
There is no way this happened safely
None. That shit got way too hot for way too long, or anodised from a short grounding out the DVI cable over a very very long time

This guy has cancer now
View attachment 281421

Nothing worse than a dedicated smoker's PC. My friend's uncle and his family are the champions in my book. Serviced more than three of their PC over the last 10-15 years, and some of them even couple of times. It's a struggle not to throw up. Everything is covered with a sticky nicotine layer...

But that 750Ti bracket is something else... Just WOW.

Mussels · Jan 30, 2023

I've never seen anything like it

Either it ovheated to near 100C and stayed there a long, LONG time or its anodising from a short
The case brackets it slid into were warped and bent

Veseleil · Jan 30, 2023

Surreal.

80251 · Jan 30, 2023

I read that in the 1950's and 1960's roughly 50% of the US adult population smoked.

Just out of curiosity would vape pens and/or cannabis smoking result in the same disgusting results to PC's and their components?

trparky · Jan 30, 2023

I cleaned a smoker's PC once before about fifteen years ago, I swear to God that I got a contact high from all the nicotine in the tar that coated all of the components. I probably should've worn gloves.

GreiverBlade · Jan 30, 2023

80251 said:
I read that in the 1950's and 1960's roughly 50% of the US adult population smoked.

Just out of curiosity would vape pens and/or cannabis smoking result in the same disgusting results to PC's and their components?

i can provide on that ...

2yrs+ ago i was a smoker ... got some fans clogged but not to that point ...

now i vape and ... nah ... nothing sticky, unless i pour a non vaporized bottle of eLiquid on my gears ... (accident happens ... ) but nope when vaporised : it is vapour ... and my beard and mustache can get wet from it but not sticky :laugh:

(and cannabis would do just about the same as smoking ... combustion is the devil... although CBD cannabis, like i use sometime since it helps me with headaches and insomnia, used with a dry herb vaporiser do not produce smoke, just vapour coming from a heated not burned plant )

vaporised, the dropplets are very very very small and since no tar

Veseleil said:
Everything is covered with a sticky nicotine layer...

this would be impossible, with nicotine neither ... Tar is the sticky one ... a bit like "uncle Rupert"

ah... i should have kept the pics ...

i will have to make do with that one ... evidence nr.1 that i bought second hand for my GPU collection:

this, evidently hint at someone murdering a poor hamster in that 8800GT fan .... surely the fan died first and then the evil owner (who was probably a smoker judging by the state of the fan) used, to the death! a poor hamster as "alternative source of movement".

btw, freebase nic is inerte after a few minutes ... pretty sure nicotine resulting from normal smoking get inerte just as fast ...

Naito · Jan 30, 2023

If that's what their PC looks like, just imagine their lungs...

trparky · Jan 30, 2023

Naito said:
If that's what their PC looks like, just imagine their lungs...

maxfly · Jan 30, 2023

Mussels said:
I have nightmares, and i have beauty from them
That causes far, FAR more nightmares

You can click to expand most of these
Two chain smokers in front of their PC's, pack a day for 10+ years

Let me ease you into this by showing what wiped off the plastic at the end, after using the air compressor and a toothbrush for a few hours

View attachment 281404

How bad could the PCB alone be, right?
View attachment 281405 View attachment 281406
Oh.

From here on is the "before" images and the nightmare fuel. It's all tobacco tar with dust, then more tar, more dust, ad infinitum.

GTX 750ti *STILL WORKING*
View attachment 281408 View attachment 281407
View attachment 281409 View attachment 281410

PSU from that PC looked fine, right?
View attachment 281414

PC #2 was a delight, it had this new RAM technology called sticky channel
View attachment 281415 View attachment 281416

PC #3, a poor athlon II x2 555
This one stank too bad to get up close shots, hence more blur
View attachment 281411 View attachment 281412

From here we go back to PC #1 and the nightmares
View attachment 281413 View attachment 281418 View attachment 281417

The 750ti

Look up the temperature it takes for steel to turn blue, even if its plated or the various combinations these plates came in over the years
View attachment 281419 View attachment 281420
There is no way this happened safely
None. That shit got way too hot for way too long, or anodised from a short grounding out the DVI cable over a very very long time

This guy has cancer now
View attachment 281421

Nope. Sorry, cant do it. Those are trash can man pcs. Me no touchy.

Someone needs to donate a couple of air purifiers and a box of filters to the owners of those sad, sad, rigs.

Gmr_Chick · Jan 30, 2023

I...wow. I'm nearly speechless right now after those pics. And after a quick search, I found this handy graphic relating to the color of steel at different temps. It's crazy how much dark blue and purple there is on that GPU bracket...

If those PC's look THAT disgusting, I can only imagine how gross their lungs are. I'm reminded of my grandma who passed away more than a decade ago due to a stroke. She was an absolutely heavy smoker, had to go through at least a pack a day, maybe more. And everytime we'd visit, I'll never forget, there was this like heavy smell of cigarette (she didn't smoke cigars, thank god. But her roomate did. Inside the fucking house, no less) smoke that hit you in the face as soon as you walked through the front door. It's like it was everywhere - in the wallpaper, the furniture, the carpet. And then fter about a couple hours we'd go home...and the smell would be embedded in our clothes and hair. I loved my grandma but damn, going to visit her wasn't nearly as enjoyable as it could have been, all because of those damn cigarettes.

80251 · Jan 30, 2023

My grandfather was a chain smoker of unfiltered camels. The guy must've had a iron lung though because even though his daughter and wife both contracted emphysema from being chain smokers he never did. He did eventually die of a pulmonary embolism and I always wonder if that might have been a result of his 50+ years of chain smoking unfiltered camels.

Chomiq · Jan 30, 2023

Mussels said:
I have nightmares, and i have beauty from them
That causes far, FAR more nightmares

This gave me flashbacks to the 9800 SE that my buddy from Slovenia sent to me a decade ago. He was also chain smoker the entire card reeked of cigarette smoke and had a ton of brown tar mixed with dust on it.

pavle · Jan 30, 2023

Here's my R9 280X (I edited out the background) that I got from a chain smoker, you could smell it form afar.
Even after quite some cleaning with isopropil alcohol there are still seen traces of tar that once was.
A stark reminder.

neatfeatguy · Jan 30, 2023

Mussels said:
I have nightmares, and i have beauty from them
That causes far, FAR more nightmares

You can click to expand most of these
Two chain smokers in front of their PC's, pack a day for 10+ years

Let me ease you into this by showing what wiped off the plastic at the end, after using the air compressor and a toothbrush for a few hours

View attachment 281404

How bad could the PCB alone be, right?
View attachment 281405 View attachment 281406
Oh.

From here on is the "before" images and the nightmare fuel. It's all tobacco tar with dust, then more tar, more dust, ad infinitum.

GTX 750ti *STILL WORKING*
View attachment 281408 View attachment 281407
View attachment 281409 View attachment 281410

PSU from that PC looked fine, right?
View attachment 281414

PC #2 was a delight, it had this new RAM technology called sticky channel
View attachment 281415 View attachment 281416

PC #3, a poor athlon II x2 555
This one stank too bad to get up close shots, hence more blur
View attachment 281411 View attachment 281412

From here we go back to PC #1 and the nightmares
View attachment 281413 View attachment 281418 View attachment 281417

The 750ti

Look up the temperature it takes for steel to turn blue, even if its plated or the various combinations these plates came in over the years
View attachment 281419 View attachment 281420
There is no way this happened safely
None. That shit got way too hot for way too long, or anodised from a short grounding out the DVI cable over a very very long time

This guy has cancer now
View attachment 281421

Who thought it was a good idea to put used coffee grounds in their computer?

Arco · Jan 30, 2023

neatfeatguy said:
Who thought it was a good idea to put used coffee grounds in their computer?

You gotta do what you gotta do to wake up!

Veseleil · Jan 30, 2023

neatfeatguy said:
Who thought it was a good idea to put used coffee grounds in their computer?

Cofee at least smells good, unlike tar.

TheinsanegamerN · Jan 30, 2023

Mussels said:
I've never seen anything like it

Either it ovheated to near 100C and stayed there a long, LONG time or its anodising from a short
The case brackets it slid into were warped and bent

I remember seeing something similar on a chainsmoker's PC about 8 years ago, they had a 5870 that had cooked itself to death, and the heatsink retention bracket was that color, albeit not as vivid. It was crazy to see in person, I cant imagine how that machine was functioning for so long in such conditions.

pavle · Jan 30, 2023

TheinsanegamerN said:
I remember seeing something similar on a chainsmoker's PC about 8 years ago, they had a 5870 that had cooked itself to death, and the heatsink retention bracket was that color, albeit not as vivid. It was crazy to see in person, I cant imagine how that machine was functioning for so long in such conditions.

In this case, with that GTX 750Ti I believe there must have been a chemical reaction, and not due to heat. Perhaps a short with it too, tar is somewhat conductive (aromatic CHs), but certainly not multi hundred degree heat (°F or °C), just no.

nomdeplume · Jan 30, 2023

pavle said:
In this case, with that GTX 750Ti I believe there must have been a chemical reaction, and not due to heat. Perhaps a short with it too, tar is somewhat conductive (aromatic CHs), but certainly not multi hundred degree heat (°F or °C), just no.

Cheap metal with lots of contaminants, cold pressed with little care given to integrity, which is then cheaply and thinly plated. Lots of ills showing through after multiple cycles reaching or exceeding the maximum thermal capacity of this particular metallic composition + coated with toxic chemicals.

Athlonite · Jan 30, 2023

Yeah I'm a smoker (currently attempting to give up) and I've never let my PC get that bad it gets torn down and cleaned twice a year even the case gets water blasted outside

Boatvan · Jan 31, 2023

The user insisted they absolutely didn't spill anything on the laptop. Until I showed them this picture. Then they said their lunch MAY have leaked in the same bag as the laptop.

I give you the stir fry sauced laptop. I think there was fish in it because it smelled like a dock on a lake when I cracked open the bottom cover.

PLAfiller · Jan 31, 2023

Boatvan said:
The user insisted they absolutely didn't spill anything on the laptop. Until I showed them this picture. Then they said their lunch MAY have leaked in the same bag as the laptop.

I give you the stir fry sauced laptop. I think there was fish in it because it smelled like a dock on a lake when I cracked open the bottom cover.

Will it live? May be a dead USB port? aaand that monitor hinge definitely needs some lubricating

Mussels · Jan 31, 2023

Naito said:
If that's what their PC looks like, just imagine their lungs...

In the GPU's defense the 750Ti cleaned up nicely, while the owner is dying of lung disease

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Benchmark Scores	Nyooom.

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Mouse	Logitech G305 \| Bloody A91
Keyboard	Redragon K530 \| Bloody B930
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The Filthy, Rotten, Nasty, Helpdesk-Nightmare picture clubhouse

mechtech

Mussels

Freshwater Moderator

Veseleil

Mussels

Freshwater Moderator

Veseleil

80251

trparky

GreiverBlade

Naito

trparky

maxfly

Gmr_Chick

80251

Chomiq

pavle

neatfeatguy

Arco

Veseleil

TheinsanegamerN

pavle

nomdeplume

Athlonite

Boatvan

PLAfiller

Mussels

Freshwater Moderator

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Processor	Ryzen 7 7700X
Motherboard	Asus Crosshair X670E Hero (soon to be replaced by Gigabyte X670E AORUS Master)
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Storage	500GB Samsung Pro 970, 250 GB SSD, 1TB & 500GB Western Digital / 2x 4TB & 1x 8TB WD Red
Display(s)	Dell - S3220DGF 32" LED Curved QHD FreeSync Monitor / 50" LCD TV
Case	CoolerMaster HAF XB Evo / CM HAF XB Evo
Power Supply	850W SeaSonic X Series / 750W SeaSonic X Series
Mouse	Logitech G502
Keyboard	Black Microsoft Natural Elite Keyboard
Software	Windows 10 Pro 64 / Windows 10 Home 64

System Name	Firestarter
Processor	7950X
Motherboard	X670E Steel Legend
Cooling	LF 2 420
Memory	4x16 G.Skill X5 6000@CL36
Video Card(s)	RTX Gigabutt 4090 Gaming OC
Storage	OS: 2TB P41 Plat, 2TB SN770, 1TB SN770
Display(s)	FO48U, some dinky TN 10.1 inch display.
Case	Fractal Torrent
Audio Device(s)	PC38X
Power Supply	GF3 TT Premium 850W
Mouse	Razer Basilisk V3 Pro
Keyboard	OG Razer Black Widow

System Name	Skunkworks
Processor	5800x3d
Motherboard	x570 unify
Cooling	Noctua NH-U12A
Memory	32GB 3600 mhz
Video Card(s)	asrock 6800xt challenger D
Storage	Sabarent rocket 4.0 2TB, MX 500 2TB
Display(s)	Asus 1440p144 27"
Case	Old arse cooler master 932
Power Supply	Corsair 1200w platinum
Mouse	squeak
Keyboard	Some old office thing
Software	openSUSE tumbleweed/Mint 21.2

Processor	Intel i5 8400
Motherboard	Asus Prime H370M-Plus/CSM
Cooling	Scythe Big Shuriken & Noctua NF-A15 HS-PWM chromax.black.swap
Memory	8GB Crucial Ballistix Sport LT DDR4-2400
Video Card(s)	ROG-STRIX-GTX1060-O6G-GAMING
Storage	500GB 850 Pro
Display(s)	Samsung UN55KU6300F
Case	Cooler Master MasterCase Pro 3
Power Supply	Seasonic S12II 520w
Software	W11 Pro

System Name	Cumquat 2021
Processor	AMD RyZen R7 5800X @4750MHz 1.298V
Motherboard	Asus Strix x570-F Gaming
Cooling	Deep Cool LT720 + CM MasterGel Pro TP + Lian Li Uni Fan V2
Memory	16GB GSkill Ripjaws V Black 4000 MTs (2x8GB) @3866MT's
Video Card(s)	Sapphire Nitro+ OC RX6800 16GB DDR6 2270Cclk / 2010Mclk
Storage	1x Adata SX8200PRO NVMe gen3 x4 1X Samsung 860 EVO 500GB, 12TB of HDD Storage
Display(s)	AOC 24G2 IPS 144Hz FreeSync Premium 1920x1080p
Case	Lian Li O11D XL ROG edition
Audio Device(s)	RX6800 via HDMI + Pioneer VSX-531 amp Technics 100W 5.1 Speaker set
Power Supply	EVGA 1000W G5 Gold
Mouse	Logitech G502 Proteus Core
Keyboard	Logitech G815
Software	Windows 11 X64 PRO (build 22H2)
Benchmark Scores	it sucks even more less now ;)

System Name	Sandfiller
Processor	I5-10400
Motherboard	MSI MPG Z490 GAMING PLUS
Cooling	Noctua NH-L9i (92x25mm fan)
Memory	32GB Corsair LPX 2400 Mhz DDR4 CL14
Video Card(s)	MSI RX 5700 XT GAMING X
Storage	Intel 670P 512GB
Display(s)	2560x1080 LG 29" + 22" LG
Case	TT Urban R31
Audio Device(s)	Creative Sound Blaster Z
Power Supply	Fractal Design IntegraM 650W
Mouse	Logitech Triathlon
Keyboard	REDRAGON MITRA
Software	Windows 11 Home x 64