The Filthy, Rotten, Nasty, Helpdesk-Nightmare picture clubhouse

claylomax · May 6, 2011

How about 9 and 10: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/26/ventblockers_2/page9.html http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/26/ventblockers_2/page10.html :eek:

newtekie1 · May 6, 2011

Yeah, you'd be surprised what PCs look like when they sit in a manufacturing area their entire lives, and never get any attention. The problem is made worse when the user is a smoker.

Sir B. Fannybottom · Jul 8, 2011

Why did this tread die? You never know when you need to throw up. Moar pics.

Frick · Jul 8, 2011

Kevinheraiz said:
Why did this tread die? You never know when you need to throw up. Moar pics.

I'm still sad I didn't take pictures of the neighbourghs computer I worked on 10 years ago, it was actually worse than those newtekie posted. I think he had spilled beer inside the case, and he was a heavy smoker and an avid porn fan and the enitre case was sticky with .. something. It was horrible.

t_ski · Jul 10, 2011

Not dead, just forgotten. How about this one?

Alas, it was my own PC, after doing some remodeling at home and neglecting moving my hardware into another case. Much better now

HossHuge · Jul 10, 2011

A friend of mine was having computer problems a few years ago so he asked me to help him out. This what I found. The rest of the computer was just as bad.

theJesus · Jul 10, 2011

HossHuge said:
A friend of mine was having computer problems a few years ago so he asked me to help him out. This what I found. The rest of the computer was just as bad.

http://img.techpowerup.org/110710/P1010989.jpg

Damn, looks like that HS was taking some hair-growth supplements.

PopcornMachine · Jul 10, 2011

t_ski said:
Not dead, just forgotten. How about this one?

http://img.techpowerup.org/110710/dirty1.jpg

Alas, it was my own PC, after doing some remodeling at home and neglecting moving my hardware into another case. Much better now

Did you have it next to a fireplace?

t_ski · Jul 10, 2011

No, it was mostly drywall dust and regular dust.

Jetster · Jul 10, 2011

I moved to a house that has all hardwood floors and I hardly ever get dust in the box anymore. Carpet is filthy

Completely Bonkers · Jul 10, 2011

HEALTH WARNING

We are all petty disgusted by this dust. But remember that people are also sitting in the same dirty dusty rooms by these PC and breathing similar amounts of dust into their lungs.

Once a week, get the vacuum and CLEAN your room esp. the corners where dust settles. If your room or desk has visible dust settling, take a moment to think about what this dust does to your PC, but also what it does to your lungs.

Please, friends of TPU, keep your "desks and corners" dust free... for your own health not just your PC.

Techtu · Aug 2, 2011

Cleaning my rig out not so long ago and took these few photo's to give this thread a little bit of a bump

HookeyStreet · Aug 2, 2011

assaulter_99 · Aug 2, 2011

For those who missed my rant about being fed up with f*ckin" ants. I lost a Logitech k/b and thank god, I salvaged my G500. I would have contemplated suicide if not! Bwahaha! Gives goosebumps eh?

gumpty · Aug 2, 2011

assaulter_99 said:
For those who missed my rant about being fed up with f*ckin" ants. I lost a Logitech k/b and thank god, I salvaged my G500. I would have contemplated suicide if not! Bwahaha! Gives goosebumps eh?

http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab110/millow_99/IMG_0396.jpg

http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab110/millow_99/IMG_0395.jpg

Are those little fuckers alive? Burn it with fire.

assaulter_99 · Aug 2, 2011

gumpty said:
Are those little fuckers alive? Burn it with fire.

Sure they "were". They belong to the past now! :laugh:

I just wanted to throw the mouse out the window. Such was my desperation. Anyways, some pesticide and a good cleaning made sure the G500 would live another day.

purecain · Aug 5, 2011

i cant find the pick, but i went to this one house and the pcie slot didnt line up with the cheapest small form factor case i could get hold of....

sooo the guy goes off and comes back with a steel saw.... watching his wifes face as he sawed away inside the house spraying red hot metal shards into the carpet and wallpaper....

i couldnt help myself and i started laughing hard...
it was fuckin funny man.... when they went downstairs i took a quick pick cos i just couldnt believe how much of a mess he'd made....
and virtually every pc i fix is minging inside... your just lucky if the house doesnt stink of dead dog...

Grnfinger · Aug 5, 2011

Heatkiller midplate all gunked up with fesser one

Jamborhgini313 · Aug 5, 2011

Damn I felt chills when I saw the bug and spider pics. I have arachnophobia

Aceman.au · Aug 5, 2011

I don't have photos. But my a guy I met @ a private LAN with friends was the last one left at the LAN which was at my house and he said, "My PC is running very hot, can you open it up and see if everything is all right?". So I got a screw driver and popped the side off the PC and to my horror, the entire inside of the PC was caked in dust, you literally could not see the motherboard, CPU (you could make out the shape of the fan under the dust), gfx card, HDD etc. Once we got all the dust off with an air compressor the temperature dropped about 10-15 degrees celcius.

Some of the stuff Im seeing in this thread is amazing... Those poor machines.

douglatins · Aug 5, 2011

Brick will be shat after this one

Aceman.au · Aug 5, 2011

douglatins said:
Brick will be shat after this one

http://img2.samurailol.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/4.jpg&t=e7c16ed6e4102e3ae5419d3ffbd0e433

Wow... Just wow.

twicksisted · Aug 5, 2011

douglatins said:
Brick will be shat after this one

http://img2.samurailol.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/4.jpg&t=e7c16ed6e4102e3ae5419d3ffbd0e433

im loving the T-Rex pose that mouse has going on there

Sir B. Fannybottom · Aug 5, 2011

O_O WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! I leave my Emachine open 24/7 since 2003 and it isn't even close to that dirty!

Athlonite · Aug 5, 2011

some of us are just clean freaks I guess

but OMG a mouse in the fan that's just freakin nasty and funny as f%@k

System Name	Jaspe
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The Filthy, Rotten, Nasty, Helpdesk-Nightmare picture clubhouse

claylomax

newtekie1

Semi-Retired Folder

Sir B. Fannybottom

Frick

Fishfaced Nincompoop

t_ski

Former Staff

HossHuge

theJesus

PopcornMachine

t_ski

Former Staff

Jetster

Completely Bonkers

New Member

Techtu

HookeyStreet

Eat, sleep, game!

assaulter_99

gumpty

assaulter_99

purecain

Grnfinger

Jamborhgini313

New Member

Aceman.au

douglatins

Aceman.au

twicksisted

Sir B. Fannybottom

Athlonite

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Case	Cosmos S Custom
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Power Supply	Corsair AX860i
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Motherboard	Asus P8Z68-V
Cooling	XSPC Rasa RS360. Adding an RX240 soon
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Power Supply	EVGA 1000W G5 Gold
Mouse	Logitech G502 Proteus Core Wired
Keyboard	Logitech G915 Wireless
Software	Windows 11 X64 PRO (build 23H2)
Benchmark Scores	it sucks even more less now ;)

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Processor	Intel Core i7 10700KF @ 3.8/5.1GHZ
Motherboard	ASUS Prime Z490-P Motherboard
Cooling	Noctua NH-D15 CPU cooler.
Memory	G.Skill Trident Z RGB 64GB (4x16GB) 3600MHz CL16 DDR4
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Case	Corsair Obsidian 900D
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Power Supply	Corsair AX1000 Titanium Modular
Mouse	Razer Deathadder
Keyboard	Corsair K70.
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System Name	Sovereign // HTPC
Processor	i7 3770k 4.2 // i7 3770k 4.2
Motherboard	Maximus V Gene // Sabertooth Z77
Cooling	Noctua D14 // Intel HSF
Memory	16GB Samsung // 16GB VengeanceLP
Video Card(s)	Deciding // 660 DC2
Storage	OS (X25-M), Data (Seagate 1TB) // Samsung 840 120GB & bunch of drives
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Case	TJ08e // Grandia GD08
Audio Device(s)	DT880 Pro 250 ohm // TV speakers
Power Supply	Seasonic Plat 1000 // Seasonic Gold 760
Software	Windows 8 Pro x64 // Windows 7 Pro x64

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Cooling	Noctua NH-U14S
Memory	32GB Corsair Vengeance DDR4 3000mhz
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Case	Corsair Obsidian 550D
Audio Device(s)	Audioengine A5+ Speakers
Power Supply	Corsair RM750
Mouse	Logitech G403
Keyboard	Corsair Vengeance K70
Software	Windows 10 64bit