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m1dg3t · Feb 3, 2012

newtekie1 said:
Yeah, I thought generally the rule was that if a chick spewed in a dudes car she owes him a BJ at the minimum...(redeemable at a time when she isn't vomiting everywhere.)

Generally accepted rule in these part's as well but i don't chase after spew hound's! :pimp:

twicksisted said:
lol, years back while driving me and some mates back from a nightclub, the dude in the front passenger seat wasnt feeling too good and chunked out the windows while i was on the highway... all of the windows were open (it was summertime and in south africa so was very warm night)... all the puke went straight back into the back of the car through the window and splattered all over the 3 dudes in the back seat

funny now but i was seriously pissed at the time (and laughing too a bit).

Was at a strip joint with a buddy year's back and i was so plastered he had to carry me out to his car lol I got into the front seat, put the window down, hung my head out and yacked away! Next mornin' i get a call from him saying i owe him a car wash! Turn's out i spewed all over the side of his car :laugh:

Luckily we were still parked. Good time's, good time's!

twicksisted · Feb 3, 2012

m1dg3t said:
Was at a strip joint with a buddy year's back and i was so plastered he had to carry me out to his car lol I got into the front seat, put the window down, hung my head out and yacked away! Next mornin' i get a call from him saying i owe him a car wash! Turn's out i spewed all over the side of his car Luckily we were still parked. Good time's, good time's!

hehe yeah now imagine that if the back window had been open and the driver was travelling fast on the freeway

The best part was seeing everyone in the backseat with their faces covered in the drunk guys vomit... worst part was my seats and back dashboard/speakers which had chunks of corn and all sorts on them

m1dg3t · Feb 4, 2012

I read your post, that's why i posted the dbl :roll:

I wouldn't want to have had to clean up that mess :shadedshu

twicksisted · Feb 4, 2012

m1dg3t said:
I read your post, that's why i posted the dbl I wouldn't want to have had to clean up that mess :shadedshu

The back dashboard was unsalvagable... the seats were leather so i could clean them ok... i bought a new back dash and speakers after that... then a couple of months later took a sick cat to the vet (was a stray outside my house for a few weeks i felt sorry for). It wasnt my cat but had a huge abcess on its leg and was limping and on its way out.... i thought ill put it in the car and itll settle down as I had no cage...lol....... how wrong was I... it went F*cking mad when i started to drive lol ended up snarling on my back dashboard as i was driving, then i got this really strong musky pissy shit smell... basically when i got to the vet and stopped the car to take it inside it had simultaneously shat, pissed and ejaculated (i think by the look of it all) all over my back dashboard (and new speakers lol).!!!! That was completely totally

hahaha, im so glad i dont have that car anymore, it was bad mojo from day one!

THRiLL KiLL · Feb 4, 2012

yup. i need to subscribe to this thread

m1dg3t · Feb 5, 2012

twicksisted said:
The back dashboard was unsalvagable... the seats were leather so i could clean them ok... i bought a new back dash and speakers after that... then a couple of months later took a sick cat to the vet (was a stray outside my house for a few weeks i felt sorry for). It wasnt my cat but had a huge abcess on its leg and was limping and on its way out.... i thought ill put it in the car and itll settle down as I had no cage...lol....... how wrong was I... it went F*cking mad when i started to drive lol ended up snarling on my back dashboard as i was driving, then i got this really strong musky pissy shit smell... basically when i got to the vet and stopped the car to take it inside it had simultaneously shat, pissed and ejaculated (i think by the look of it all) all over my back dashboard (and new speakers lol).!!!! That was completely totally

hahaha, im so glad i dont have that car anymore, it was bad mojo from day one!

I thought i had bad luck! Further proof that you never really can trust a pussy....cat

Techtu · Feb 22, 2012

Been told these's what I'm about to post belong here

t_ski · Feb 22, 2012

The two things that jump at me right off the bat is that it's new enough to be an AM3 board, and he has CCFL's in there - is there a window, too? That would be :banghead:

if he did and it was that dirty but could see it the who;e time...

Techtu · Feb 22, 2012

Sadly the window almost is as big as the side panel itself :twitch:

t_ski · Feb 22, 2012

again, I say :banghead:

and I'll throw in a :wtf:

with a side order of :slap:

PopcornMachine · Feb 22, 2012

The cold cathode light is hilarious.... :roll:

Solaris17 · Feb 22, 2012

this is nothing. I dont have pics but about 4 years ago I was working for geek squad. I got a PC back off the truck. but it wasnt on the dossier. I didnt understand so I tried to run the service code. The dallas facility sent it back but they didnt say why. It went in originally for a bios tattoo after a replacement. So i go to open the box. I open it from the bottom and set it up at an angle like im looking at the side panel (right) I go ask my supervisor why it wasnt on the shipping list. he goes to check. I handle a customer and he comes back. he doesnt know. I go back over to the PC to run a diag on it. i turn it to face me and start pulling off the bag. I look on the left and their is a HUGE BIOHAZARD sticker on the cover bag. I freak. I dont know what to do we werent even trained in this shit. I keep cool (customers are staring at me because I just grilled this PC for like 5min in shock) and walk back over to the sup "bro this compaq with the tattoo came back sealed in a biohazard bag." we were like WTF? So we rummage through the box and we find a work order from the dallas facility. its been tagged and bagged because their was human fecies inside the case. The work was haulted and it was shipped back. warrentee void and we are frozen from doing work on it. We cant enter the tag etc we cant modify the work order we cant do shit. tower was black listed.

pretty fucked up. the only thing worse was I was the one that had to call and tell them we haulted work, why and that they needed to come get it.

Techtu · Feb 22, 2012

PopcornMachine said:
The cold cathode light is hilarious....

That was nothing... Half of the crap fell down when I took the side panel off :shadedshu

theJesus · Feb 23, 2012

Man, I gotta remember to take pictures of some of the servers I'm replacing . . .

mlee49 · Mar 2, 2012

Luk guyz, I haz nazty waterl blockk 2

Munki · Mar 2, 2012

When I think my PC is nasty, I just look here and feel better instantly.

Thanks you guys! :laugh:

_JP_ · Mar 2, 2012

mlee49 said:
Luk guyz, I haz nazty waterl blockk 2

http://img.techpowerup.org/120302/IMAG0355151.jpg

Nice goo!

twicksisted · Mar 2, 2012

Techtu said:
Been told these's what I'm about to post belong here

http://i44.tinypic.com/2wq7ozp.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/6fca6e.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/35lartw.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/2zi5u9v.jpg

looks like spiderman farted in that case!

Athlonite · Mar 3, 2012

mlee49 said:
Luk guyz, I haz nazty waterl blockk 2

http://img.techpowerup.org/120302/IMAG0355151.jpg

um you sure that's growth and not something else cough(fap sesion)cough

The Von Matrices · Mar 3, 2012

This may not be on the same level of nasty as some of the other pictures posted, but I was certainly surprised to find my radiator was this dirty after only 9 months of operation, especially considering that I strive to keep my case reasonably clean. I have no pets, am not a smoker, and have hardwood floors, which adds to my amazement. Luckily, a little vacuuming fixed this quickly (it's an external radiator, so ESD is not an issue).

The fans fared a bit better.

t_ski · Mar 15, 2012

I pulled my case open the other day to swap some parts out and my rad is not quite as bad, but it hasn't been that long since I cleaned it last. Looks like I'll need to take it out to the garage and use the air compressor on it.

Anybody else got any gross stuffs?

newtekie1 · Mar 15, 2012

This Gateway came in the shop the other day:

I didn't open it, I didn't even want to touch it:

Notice how the dust is grey, but the stuff in the memory card slots is brown? Yeah, thats mold.:

WTF?!? Did they just spit on it?! God I hope that is spit at least...:

brandonwh64 · Mar 15, 2012

newtekie1 said:
WTF?!? Did they just spit on it?! God I hope that is spit at least...:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/newtekie1/2012-02-14_13-20-09_843.jpg

Looks like jizz....

t_ski · Mar 15, 2012

newtekie1 said:
This Gateway came in the shop the other day:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/newtekie1/2012-02-14_13-19-50_573.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/newtekie1/2012-02-14_13-20-33_993.jpg

I didn't open it, I didn't even want to touch it:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/newtekie1/2012-02-14_13-19-57_358.jpg

Notice how the dust is grey, but the stuff in the memory card slots is brown? Yeah, thats mold.:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/newtekie1/2012-02-14_13-20-03_10.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/newtekie1/2012-02-14_13-20-22_546.jpg

WTF?!? Did they just spit on it?! God I hope that is spit at least...:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/newtekie1/2012-02-14_13-20-09_843.jpg

brandonwh64 said:
Looks like jizz....

That's where I was going to go. This was under the desk, right?

Peter1986C · Mar 15, 2012

Yup, that is most likely semen. Pee onto it, the ammonia in the urine will kill it (the jizz, not the cum-puter).

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