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Mussels · Feb 1, 2015

Aceman.au said:
Yeah I gave it a basic wiping out then air compressor, dunno why I didnt do it the other way around, wasn't thinking that day.

the pointy bit of a zip tie can be used sideways to push all the crap to one end, as an alternative. too lazy to rip the keys out.

Aceman.au · Feb 1, 2015

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
I think the occasional crumb of food is acceptable.

The occasional pubic hair is not.

*clears throat* well I have a cat you see and... yeah, um....

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 1, 2015

I have no need for a cat... i have a dirty pc

R-T-B · Feb 1, 2015

Yeah, I think those keyboards have a very short keystroke lenth, thus less room for dust to fill up.

My model M can eat a cubic foot of dust before it starts to get funky. It's unreal during my biyearly cleaning (I'm lazy).

*clears throat* well I have a cat you see and... yeah, um....

"To avoid unwanted arrests, do not mention cats and pubic hair in the same context. "

--Legal advice from RTB

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 1, 2015

R-T-B said:
"To avoid unwanted arrests, do not mention cats and pubic hair in the same sentence. "

--Legal advice from RTB

Wise words. Did you get Legal Aid? for that case as well.

Oh My Fucking God.............

i just found something pube like inside my other mouse.. (my weekend mouse )

So as not to be accused of tangenting...again.... take the ball out of your mouse and scrape the crud off the rollers inside.

This will bring renewed vigour to your mouse. :pimp:

R-T-B · Feb 1, 2015

Wait you use a ball mouse?

...

Why?

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 1, 2015

I have mousing options...

Always have done.

If i choose to have a "weeekend" mouse, i will, if it happens to be riddled with pubic hairs so be it. :roll:

.

Here is a picture of what mice get up to when you are not looking.

Decency prevents me from taking a pic of the wifi ones around the corner. Disgusting. :toast:

the ball mouse is ps2

R-T-B · Feb 1, 2015

That's why I took all the balls out of my few remaining ones. Besides they make good balls to throw at your brother when he gets annoying.

Despite what he says, they don't hurt that bad.

RCoon · Feb 1, 2015

Mussels said:
I have the same keyboard as up above, black widow ultimate.

It fills up with hair super damn fast. i use an air compressor to clean it out every few months.

Had the same problem with my BW ultimate. Seems to accumulate foreign objects quite quickly. Ended up giving it away and buying an alternative keyboard, which so far seems to have stayed pretty clean.
I think it's down to the fact the BW seems to have raised plastic surrounding the keys, whereas my K95 is all open around the keys, so it's far easier to tap dirt out than peel off every single key.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 1, 2015

This mouse needs to wipe her bottom.

Notice the glitter make up....................slut.

i told you the wifi ones are bad.I just caught this one........ i didnt even know they could be gay !!
But a rapist as well !!

Solaris17 · Feb 1, 2015

Jetster said:
Fn

R00kie · Feb 1, 2015

RCoon said:
Had the same problem with my BW ultimate. Seems to accumulate foreign objects quite quickly. Ended up giving it away and buying an alternative keyboard, which so far seems to have stayed pretty clean.
I think it's down to the fact the BW seems to have raised plastic surrounding the keys, whereas my K95 is all open around the keys, so it's far easier to tap dirt out than peel off every single key.

I had fun cleaning it, by the way, thanks! :laugh:

RCoon · Feb 2, 2015

gdallsk said:
I had fun cleaning it, by the way, thanks!

Believe it or not, I attempted a deep clean beforehand :laugh:

R-T-B · Feb 2, 2015

Found some classic photos... My model M when I got it. The previous 20 years before hitting ebay had done it few favors:

andrewsmc · Feb 2, 2015

I just threw up in my mouth. I really don't understand how you guys get this shit sooooooooo dirty? My keyboard is about 3 years old and I have probably wiped it down once and it's very clean.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 2, 2015

R-T-B said:
Found some classic photos... My model M when I got it. The previous 20 years before hitting ebay had done it few favors:

So thats where all the old pubes in the world go is it ?

R-T-B · Feb 2, 2015

It came from an elementary school according to ebay. But these hairs look... older.

Cleaning it may have given me lice. Probably should've left a negative for that.

andrewsmc said:
I just threw up in my mouth. I really don't understand how you guys get this shit sooooooooo dirty? My keyboard is about 3 years old and I have probably wiped it down once and it's very clean.

25+ years without a cleaning on that one. For the record I clean it biyearly now and it's nowhere near that bad.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 2, 2015

R-T-B said:
Plus it may have given me lice

ha ha ha

Funny as Fuc

R-T-B · Feb 2, 2015

The bad part is, I think I see... eggs?

EDIT: In the keyboard. My scalp is fine now, thank you ebay.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 2, 2015

R-T-B said:
elementary school

thats my ebay sellersname.

R-T-B · Feb 2, 2015

you bastard!

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 2, 2015

R-T-B said:
My scalp is fine now, thank you ebay.

R-T-B · Feb 2, 2015

Cleaning it was actually remarkably easy. The hairs had woven together into a sheet of sorts. Pretty impressive. I guess it's the same principle that makes all your computer cords writhe like snakes when you aren't looking/restraining them until they form an invincible, impenetrable knot.

Either way, the keyboard is fine now. I'm used to refurbishing Panasonic Toughbooks and similar heavy duty items that have probably had toxic waste spilled on them, so nothing phases me anymore.

64K · Feb 2, 2015

R-T-B said:
Found some classic photos... My model M when I got it. The previous 20 years before hitting ebay had done it few favors:

Dear lord! Take that keyboard out in your back yard and kill it with fire. What a disgusting mess!

R-T-B · Feb 2, 2015

Dear lord! Take that keyboard out in your back yard and kill it with fire. What a disgusting mess!

But I paid $20 for it.

Once cleaned, these are actually worth $100+ now (pre-90s models that is). I'd never destroy a model M. Sacrilege.

I type on it every day now. It's great.

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