the old farts club

[erocker]

I went in for a physical today... The rubber gloves went on and something went up my ass. I feel old now, but I don't think I can fart yet if I tried.

 

[regexorcist]

I went in for a physical today... The rubber gloves went on and something went up my ass. I feel old now, but I don't think I can fart yet if I tried.

Thanks for sharing :shadedshu
Be scared if you can see both of the doctor's hands

 

[regexorcist]

Ultra-man
Space Giants
Speed Racer
Marine Boy
Spider Man
Aqua Man

Wacky Races

 

[stinger608]

Oh yah, Oregon Trail was great. I always lost everything while trying to ford rivers. Text games really harken me back to my youth, ZORK!!

Who else swelled with pride at some of their LOGO programs?

Hey MT Alex, where in Montana are you from man? Reason I ask, I grew up in Montana

I went in for a physical today... The rubber gloves went on and something went up my ass. I feel old now, but I don't think I can fart yet if I tried.

Um gee Rocker, I could of went all the rest of the week without that information
If the Prostate wasn't swollen before, it is now LOLOLOLOL

 

[MT Alex]

Hey stinger, nice to know there are others from the Treasure State here on TPU. I know there is another guy (Kursah) from Missoula. I was born in Missoula, and my family moved to Bigfork when I was four. It is about 30 miles South of Glacier Park, right on the North end of Flathead Lake. I love it here on the West side, with all the lakes, mountains and trees, but equally enjoy the open praries and breaks of the East side.

Also, I'm 36, so I believe I qualify to enter this hallowed club of wise old bastards.

 

[3volvedcombat]

My dads 54-55 years old, and runs 5miles a day, all 7 days a week. I blow him out of the water running 6 miles in 40 minutes practicly when he is done with his 5th in 60 minutes, but hey im 16, tall, running good, and his 50+ running good, fit, but just jogs to his def leaperd, ozzy, and all those other bands in the days.


He deny's the simple fact that i have finnaly outgrown him, but maybe he is just playing me like a gameboy in my mind to get on my nervs. I want to see all old men, be required to get fit and start having healthy strong physic. Because my dad looked like he was going to have a baby, and now we can hang out, and he blows me out of the water on the bike, when im loosing breath to catch up haahaha

 

[Altered]

Did anyone mention the Benny Hill Show and Three Stooges. They were great shows.

 

[HammerON]

As a kid I watched.
Speed racer.
Thundercats.
GI joe.
Voltron.

A bit later it was.

Mash.
Night court.
WQRP in cincinatti.

Likely more but I can't think about them all.
Great series.

I starter gaming with Atari and colecovision.
Ahh the days of pong..
I can't believe how far we have come in 20 years.

First game I ever played "I think" was "Oregon trail" lol..
A game made for elementary school classrooms I think it was.
Apple computer I believe.

I remember that game in school! Must hae been in the late '70's or real early '80's. Was fun and unique at the time~

I went in for a physical today... The rubber gloves went on and something went up my ass. I feel old now, but I don't think I can fart yet if I tried.

Uhm ~ I'm sorry? You have been violated

 

[t_ski]

Did you ever see Fletch? "Moooooon River!"

 

[NastyHabits]

I went in for a physical today... The rubber gloves went on and something went up my ass. I feel old now, but I don't think I can fart yet if I tried.

Just wait 'til you get the official anal probe. It makes a finger in a glove look like child's play. Kinda cool though, you can watch it on TV. That is if you can stay awake under the drugs they give you. Reminds me of that old Raquel Welch movie, "Fantastic Voyage". The one where they shrink a submarine and inject into this guy.

Still, the exam is nothing compared to what you have to do the night before. It's not fun.

 

[stinger608]

Hey stinger, nice to know there are others from the Treasure State here on TPU. I know there is another guy (Kursah) from Missoula. I was born in Missoula, and my family moved to Bigfork when I was four. It is about 30 miles South of Glacier Park, right on the North end of Flathead Lake. I love it here on the West side, with all the lakes, mountains and trees, but equally enjoy the open praries and breaks of the East side.

Also, I'm 36, so I believe I qualify to enter this hallowed club of wise old bastards.

Dude!!!!!!!!!! I spent many, many years in Kalispell bro!!!!!!!!!!! How awesome is that

Floated the Flathead river damn near every year from the Columbia Falls down to Flathead lake That was back when snagging the spawning Salmon was legal LOLOLOL.
Skied up in White Fish, and hunted up in the North Fork area a ton. Oh God I miss that area!!!!
The only damn thing that made me move, was the economy in that area! Hell, I used to work for Palmer Trucking when all they had was the Saw mill chip trucks

I always have called that home In my school years, I grew up in Harlowton, about 90 miles northwest of Billings.

 

[MT Alex]

Damn, it really is a small world.
I know Harlowton very well. I used to go through there every year on my way to Grassrange pheasant hunting, and hunted some birds between there and Twodot . Not to mention the fact that it is world famous!!:

Great stuff I have been eating since I was a kid, and really good for us old duffers.

Boy, things sure have changed around here since you moved away, and little for the better. All the mills are shut down, and the biggest one in Frenchtown just closed up. I'm working between Bigfork and Polson at Yellow Bay, not a chip truck on the road at all. Feels really weird. The only way left to make any money is to build houses for rich people who want a little of the good life. Don't get me wrong, I'd rather be here than any where else, but were actually getting laws and rules now

Here is a link to some pics I posted earlier this year, it may be enough to get you to move back home.
http://www.generalnonsense.net/showthread.php?t=1113

 

[ghost28]

I went in for a physical today... The rubber gloves went on and something went up my ass. I feel old now, but I don't think I can fart yet if I tried.

UUUGGHHHH...Part of getting old.....

Thanks for sharing :shadedshu
Be scared if you can see both of the doctor's hands

Be REALLY scared if you see both his hands or feel them around your waist and theres something probing you..

 

[Tatty_Two]

I went in for a physical today... The rubber gloves went on and something went up my ass. I feel old now, but I don't think I can fart yet if I tried.

Little do you know that the glove bit is a US Government conspiracy.... they are trying to cut down on medical/insurance costs so without your consent, they have fixed an implant up your whatsit..... now that implant contains a micro chip, thermometer and 40 grams of semtex .......... now as everybody knows, the older you get, the more wind you have and the warmer and smellier it becomes, so you will now get to an age where one day you will fart, the mercury in the thermometer will hit a certain temperature, the micro chip will detect it and detonate the semtex, the 40g is just enuff to blow your bowels, liver and kidney to pieces, thus resulting in instant death..... end of medical costs.... makes perfect sense to me!

 

[stinger608]

Oh man, Alex, that does make me very home sick!!!

 

[Tatty_Two]

My dads 54-55 years old, and runs 5miles a day, all 7 days a week. I blow him out of the water running 6 miles in 40 minutes practicly when he is done with his 5th in 60 minutes, but hey im 16, tall, running good, and his 50+ running good, fit, but just jogs to his def leaperd, ozzy, and all those other bands in the days.


He deny's the simple fact that i have finnaly outgrown him, but maybe he is just playing me like a gameboy in my mind to get on my nervs. I want to see all old men, be required to get fit and start having healthy strong physic. Because my dad looked like he was going to have a baby, and now we can hang out, and he blows me out of the water on the bike, when im loosing breath to catch up haahaha

If your dads only 54 - 55 what you doing in this club! I'll be 50 in June, I ran in a 10KM (6.3 miles) road race on Sunday, I did it in 35 minutes 27 seconds, I should add though I had weights on my ankles and wrists! Although to be fair (and honest), I joined the Army at 16, left at 44 and since 16 have never run less than 70 miles a week and have been fortunate to have some natural ability in as much as I used to be able to do sub 32 minutes, I would suggest your dad at 54 is doing damn well and if you are only beating him by a few minutes now, it will probably take you a day and a half to do it when your 54!

Power to the parents!

 

[Mini_Me]

Any of my fart buddies out there

 

[Mussels]

i'm due to have a baby a week before my 30th birthday.


i feel like i belong here now.

 

[Jetster]

Wow never seen this thread
Mussels I have two in College. Your not old

 

[HammerON]

Just had my first kid last August at the young age of 43

 

[Tatty_Two]

Lol, almost a record...... thread necro 4 years + our new member must have gone deep to find this one!

 

[Deleted member 24505]

Old farts never die.

I'm 45 now, cant believe it's 7yrs since i started this.

 

[Tatty_Two]

Actually we do, one by one we will fall into darkness

 

[Mussels]

Actually we do, one by one we will fall into darkness

old farts dont die. they linger.

 

[the54thvoid]

I turned 40 last month. That would be after the hernia... Old age, Pah. Still, even with post recuperative period back at my weights again. Albeit gingerly.