The TPU UK Clubhouse

[FreedomEclipse]

nah, i couldnt do that. the turks would start throwin vegetables at me!!!

 

[cheesy999]

nah, i couldnt do that. the turks would start throwin vegetables at me!!!

this is gonna sound really obvious but throw them back

how many of them are there - you v them sounds like a fair fight if there are less then 10 of them

you should still sing this -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow&feature=player_detailpage#t=70s

 

[Spectrum]

this is gonna sound really obvious but throw them back

lol freedom, cheesy does have a point

 

[FreedomEclipse]

this is gonna sound really obvious but throw them back

nah, I refuse to brawl in a sacred nerd sanctuary.

I'll just work on releasing a colossal loud fart and pwn them into silence

 

[Spectrum]

or walk past them and let out a really potent silent bastard

 

[FreedomEclipse]

wheres tatty? I need him to give the winston churchil speach

 

[cheesy999]

just do what i do, bring a pair of sound isolating headphones with you at any time wherever you go

 

[FreedomEclipse]

I forgot to pack them!!!

 

[FreedomEclipse]

this reminds me of the moment in Saving Nemo with the seagulls and the aussie pelican just turns around and shouts "WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UuuuuuuuP?!"

 

[Spectrum]

well, tell me the "photograph" doesn't look like a ps job

 

[cheesy999]

well, tell me the "photograph" doesn't look like a ps job

its gone now

 

[Spectrum]

i'm well aware of that, i didn't want it on here for too long, want me to pm the link to you?

 

[cheesy999]

anyone know why increasing the threads in 7-zip makes it faster even once you've reached 2-3 times your core count

@spectrum:not particularly i've got a pizza in 15 minutes and according to the url its something to do with a dead bin-laden

 

[Spectrum]

yeah it is, but i believe it's worth a look anyway, so if you change your mind, i'll pm you the URL

 

[Tatty_Two]

Has anyone actually looked up Islamic burials?

Sea burials are not the scene thing to do ha ha

They're only last resort kinda thing really, and it's not within 24 hours.

As-long as the body doesn't start to decompose any length of time is fine really.

So popping him in the freezer would of been A.OK.

I've a reckoning that he died years ago and they were just using him to help hype continued occupation ( among other excuses)

All I can say is that after living in the Middle East for 4 years, it was clear that the burial MUST take place within 24 hours, otherwise the spirit could not pass into their equivilent of our heaven and if the Americans were seen to be preventing that then they would lose a lot of Arab friends, notwithstanding the fact that he may have been refused entry at the gate in any case!

 

[FreedomEclipse]

but didnt the arabs refuse to accept hs body to be buried in their country? hence the reason why he was dumped at sea.

But imo the whole thing happend pretty quickly. I have also been told tha pictures of osamas dead body have been banned from being published to the public which doesnt help with the theory that many people dont know if they believe that osama is really dead or not

 

[Tatty_Two]

wheres tatty? I need him to give the winston churchil speach

"we will fight them on the beaches, kill them, then take a package holiday in their home town and ravage their women..... we will fight them in the whore houses of the world, sniff out the product of their desire, impregnate them with Bubonic plague, then watch them die slowly whilst singing "Rule Britania" over a cold pint of Carlesburg..... only because Carlesburg make the best speeches in the world

Word on the street with some of my Army Buddies is that the death of Osama Bin Laden was actually a hugh mistake, a Delta Force patrol was sniffing out the area when Osama came running out of his tent chanting and screaming, he had just watched the United Arsenal game on the Sky Terrorism channel and was actually chanting "up the Gunners", the riflemen in the section took him literally and shot him thinking he was a suicide bomber.

 

[Spectrum]

Word on the street with some of my Army Buddies is that the death of Osama Bin Laden was actually a hugh mistake, a Delta Force patrol was sniffing out the area when Osama came running out of his tent chanting and screaming, he had just watched the United Arsenal game on the Sky Terrorism channel and was actually chanting "up the Gunners", the riflemen in the section took him literally and shot him thinking he was a suicide bomber.

love it tatty

 

[HUSKIE]

@ tatty i'd love your avatar.......

 

[kurosagi01]

Has anyone got a physical hard copy of Mass Effect 2 for PC they would let me borrow to rip the ISO or willing to sell cheap???

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Tatty, you should be the PMs speech writer. youd give the country such a huge moral boost

 

[gumpty]

Why is it libraries will KICK you out if you use a mobile phone while inside but people can make as much noise as they want and not get thrown out??? Currently sitting in the library tapping away on the laptop and theres a group of turkish people talking LOUD like as if their at a friends garden party or something.

how the hell does that work? im not allowed to answer a call on my mobile but yet people here are allowed to scream, shout and make as much noise as they humanly can.

If i got up and started singing god save the queen at the top of my voice. I wouldnt get booted out.

My mother's a librarian. If it was her library she would have sorted them out.

I think you'd be well within your rights to tell them to be quiet. If they refused, and the librarian refused to help, then you're stuck I guess.

 

[FreedomEclipse]

I would have just taserd the lot of them and be done with it

 

[Techtu]

Do any of you know if that error has been fixed for the SP1 update for Win7... you know the one, where it say's Window's isn't genuine :/

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Do any of you know if that error has been fixed for the SP1 update for Win7... you know the one, where it say's Window's isn't genuine :/

#1 get a geniune copy
#2 do not discuss hacks & warez on TPU
#3 call up M$ and talk to them about the activation issue

Thank you