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In my experience of being a Dad it's all bad apart from when they are in the womb.... that's someone else's exclusive problem :oops:
 

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When my wife was pregnant she asked me to tie her shoelaces so i bought her some slip ons. Why make things difficult?
 

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I just megd my daughter in her room

" do you want to get drunk and play GTA"

she replied, quick as a flash

" thats illegal, you've got to be over 18 to play GTA "
 
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On the kids topic ... I am a father to be in March 2018 and you guys give me so much to look forward to :))

Congrats man :toast: Your 1st is definately the best, after that it's a mixed bag depending on how many you have, I have a 10 year old who I love the bones of and an 18mth who is a little shit already, not too mention the 2 in between I have inherited as my partner had 2 before we had our youngest together, now I hate children :banghead::cry::nutkick::laugh: have 1, 2 if you're brave, please for all that is holy in this world don't have more than 2, you will contemplate walking into traffic one day just to ease your suffering :roll:
 

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it took us 13 years to have our first...IVF and all that. Took about 15 seconds to have the second.
 
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it took us 13 years to have our first...IVF and all that. Took about 15 seconds to have the second.
it took probably 6 years for me and my first wife to conceive though we both did like a drink or ten back then as that was in our early 20's. When I got with my current partner and we discussed having another as I already had one and she had 2 I thought what the hell, will take a year or 3 anyway.... hit first time :banghead::roll:
 

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A family Xmas in Wales

1. Big breakfast
2. Champagne
3. An argument

old traditions die hard in my house...................:toast:


Merry Xmas everyone.
 

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A family Xmas in Wales

1. Big breakfast
2. Champagne
3. An argument

old traditions die hard in my house...................:toast:


Merry Xmas everyone.


Hmm, regional variants seem to apply..

1. Pudding for Breakfast
2. Nice cup of tea
3. Deflation

(I'm not a stereotypical Glaswegian - they're a myth tbh!)
 

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Hmm, regional variants seem to apply..

1. Pudding for Breakfast
2. Nice cup of tea
3. Deflation

(I'm not a stereotypical Glaswegian - they're a myth tbh!)


DRINK!!
 

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I finally found someone more ripped than @the54thvoid for his age...

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All i have to do is try to find a way to make them go fight each other in the ultimate cage match....
 

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I finally found someone more ripped than @the54thvoid for his age...

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All i have to do is try to find a way to make them go fight each other in the ultimate cage match....

lol, i'm not quite as ripped anymore (but still exercising). Craft beer has been my undoing.

FTR, that old man is 99% on growth hormone or steroids.
 

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Bollocks


my fence just blew down, 3 panels so far but it doesnt look good for the rest of it. My 90 foot garden is on three levels and only the top bit is fenced, the rest is blockwork both sides thankfully. The wind blew in a huge high tide this morning and swamped the road and a couple of houses and cars.
 

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at least the high winds are making it difficult for the Seagulls to aim their S**t at the conservatory
 

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Not a single streak of poop on the roof, the rain has washed it all off.


There was a Red Kite desperately battling the wind earlier, with our elevation he was pretty much eye level to me as he struggled up the valley, theres a nest 2 miles from here.....when i was a kid they nearly went extinct.

not my pic
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My wireless set up has finally been upgraded. I bought a Netgear 'Nighthawk' R7000-100UKS for £60 when it was selling for £140. I should have bought more so i could sell them on but I wonder if amazon would of honored the price if I ordered 5.

So far so good. Took a little while to set up but we are golden now.
 

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Its my mates birthday today and his parents have forgotten, as his Dad installs TV satellites for a living i just sent him a message.




From SKY
it is your sons birthday today



My mate is in hysterics and his Dad is totally baffled.
 

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Guy in gym I speak to (one of my customers) had scabs on knuckles. We talk weights then when the other gym coach moves away, he leans in and tells me his dog went for a deer. He breeds some tough dogs, well natured but still, a bit fierce. I ask did he set dog on deer, 'no', it just flew for it. I ask are the scars from punching the deer's skull in? No, it was from tussling with it as he bent it's neck to break it.
He would have let it go but his dog did a bit of damage so he felt it would be kinder to put it down.

That's tough nature..... Guy's a lovely bloke with a very, very colourful background!
 

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When is the barbeque?
 

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Hell yeah. im down for some grilled Venison
 

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He did take some meat... He patted his belly as he told me the story.
 

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He did take some meat... He patted his belly as he told me the story.


you should of beat him with a 50kg kettlebell till he told you where he stashed the rest of it.

Its a matter of National Security... The Queen must also know where this meat is stashed...

We cant let this Venison fall into the hands of the enemy who like their meat well done.

 
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Has anyone spotted any decent broadband and landline deals?

UK only obviously.
 
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Has anyone spotted any decent broadband and landline deals?

UK only obviously.
Talk talk generally have the best prices though are not known for their great customer service so it depends if you can overlook that, do you have bt fibre available where you live or you stuck with standard adsl broadband?
 

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We have fibre and have been with EE most recently but they consistently piss me off so im going elsewhere.
 
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