"Toys" OR me

DinaAngel · Apr 3, 2015

LightningJR said:
haha I remember that though I didn't like those, no nudity. I was lucky, Baby Blue Movies came on before those ads did and their softcore sex scenes did it for me.. Ahhhhh those were the days..

Didi a little research, looks like they were made here in Canada.

Hard core movies with speakers on loud and self pleasing is how u do it. Get ur friends over too. Friend funsies is the best.

It's not first time iv done it

Maban · Apr 3, 2015

DinaAngel said:
Hard core movies with speakers on loud and self pleasing is how u do it. Get ur friends over too. Friend funsies is the best.

It's not first time iv done it

You and I are going to have a talk when you come on Skype.

DinaAngel · Apr 3, 2015

Maban said:
You and I are going to have a talk when you come on Skype.

I was waiting for the pm :x but ok

OneMoar · Apr 3, 2015

DinaAngel said:
I was waiting for the pm :x but ok

lets make it a threesome

Maban · Apr 3, 2015

OneMoar said:
lets make it a threesome

Down boy.

OneMoar · Apr 3, 2015

Maban said:
Down boy.

fuck it lets have a techpowerup group orgy

Jetster · Apr 3, 2015

Why vote. Its his site he can review WTF he wants

Naito · Apr 3, 2015

As an April Fools joke? Fair enough (though, the day has passed). Offended? No. Do I find it inappropriate? Not so black and white.

Would I go to a blockbuster movie website to look for food critic articles? No. Would I frequent TPU to find out the latest in bedroom gadgets? No. Maybe NPU would have been more understandable...

Jetster said:
Why vote. Its his site he can review WTF he wants

This is true, but care must be taken when a site and community grows to the size TPU has. Dare I say a certain obligation must be upheld?

Vayra86 · Apr 3, 2015

marsey99 said:
i was half way in before i realised it was not a pink usb stick....

was diaspont :rofl:

Half way in where?

Caring1 · Apr 3, 2015

It's my understanding this is a Tech site, and any electronic device fits in to that category, not just computers.

Naito · Apr 3, 2015

Caring1 said:
It's my understanding this is a Tech site, and any electronic device fits in to that category, not just computers.

Who are you kidding? Perhaps there should be an electric toothbrush review too? They may both be a technology, but not the technology we all come here for. Mobile (cellular) phones is closer to the tech we all come here for, yet they still appear on NextPowerUp, so...

dorsetknob · Apr 3, 2015

Five Pages and 113 Rants Oops Posts
time for Wizz to Put this to bed (my opinion)

FireFox · Apr 3, 2015

dorsetknob said:
Five Pages and 113 Rants Oops Posts
time for Wizz to Put this to bed (my opinion)

I am starting to suspect that all this vibrator thing it was just to call users attention

W1zzard · Apr 3, 2015

Easy Rhino said:
folks, this isn't about being a prude. this is about being able to look at tpu during work hours. until that review gets pushed into obscurity i simply wont hit the front page. not a big deal.

I completely understand your concerns, even if I don't share them. I've set the review to no longer be visible on lists, but the URL still works. You can also reach it via the forum thread.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Apr 3, 2015

Can we all go back to helping each other now and stop beating each other up?

Maban · Apr 3, 2015

W1zzard said:
I completely understand your concerns, even if I don't share them. I've set the review to no longer be visible on lists, but the URL still works. You can also reach it via the forum thread.

I do believe I'm satisfied.

rtwjunkie · Apr 3, 2015

commando55555 said:
So you think you can control everything your child sees good luck with that champ. How are you going to stop some other kids with a phone from showing them?.

I never said I could control 100%. But in a situation where schools don't allow phones, the school internet is filtered more than mine, communication with the children, not being stupid like has been said we Americans spposedly are banning anything sex-related but allowing violent movies. No, I was smart about it and anything age-appropriate was filtered.

Am I naive enough to think I filtered it all out? No. Was this onlu ONE phase of parenting, all of which combined made good kids? Yes

Stoggy · Apr 3, 2015

All missed a valid point technically it was a "technology" device

Luka KLLP · Apr 3, 2015

I do believe this is a solution everyone can be satisfied with

Caring1 · Apr 3, 2015

Stoggy said:
All missed a valid point technically it was a "technology" device

Not all, if you took the time to read all the replies.

Stoggy · Apr 3, 2015

Caring1 said:
Not all, if you took the time to read all the replies.

You are right yours is the only one i saw

Beertintedgoggles · Apr 3, 2015

My first reaction when seeing the picture in the latest reviews header was that some tech company is trying to pass off a vibrator as some hand massager for long gaming sessions.... at least I was half right.

Toothless · Apr 3, 2015

To be fair I found the overclocking pretty impressive...

Easy Rhino · Apr 3, 2015

95Viper said:
I have to say, compared to a few years ago, the Mods are really generous now-a-days.
Was a time when a lot of these posts would garner the posters a few points.

TheMailMan78 was the main cause of the grief back then. He stirred up a lot of crap and the mods (I was one back then) had to lay down the law. Now people get a little more leeway because their isnt constant off topic trolling.

vega22 · Apr 3, 2015

Maban said:
I do believe I'm satisfied.

so even while small the "toy" works as intended?

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Yes

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