Unrealistic names for normal hardware

T4C Fantasy · Nov 9, 2012

Orgasmatron 3000 <-- yes this is real

it looks like a dildo washing machine at a certain angle

MyTechAddiction · Nov 9, 2012

Akasa Venom Toxic is a

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MyTechAddiction · Nov 9, 2012

ADATA Nobility N005 16 GB USB 3.0 :laugh:

MyTechAddiction · Nov 9, 2012

Creative Sound Blaster Recon3D Omega Wireless THX :roll:

Peter1986C · Nov 9, 2012

MyTechAddiction said:
Club3D HD 7850 Royal Queen 1 GB

http://tpucdn.com/reviews/Club_3D/HD_7850_RoyalQueen/images/pressshot.jpg

Club3D, "Queen" is a type of game (or gaming, lol) card and yes, if the "Royal" had been left out it might have worked (esp. in conjunction with their slogan "Play your cards right").

Another one: Razer Imperator

Binge · Nov 9, 2012

IN WIN Dragon Slayer Black Computer Case

MyTechAddiction · Nov 13, 2012

LSI Nytro WarpDrive 800GB PCIe
silly name but i I kind a want one

System Name	Whaaaat Kiiiiiiid!
Processor	Intel Core i9-12900K @ Default
Motherboard	Gigabyte Z690 AORUS Elite AX
Cooling	Corsair H150i AIO Cooler
Memory	Corsair Dominator Platinum 32GB DDR4-3200
Video Card(s)	EVGA GeForce RTX 3080 FTW3 ULTRA @ Default
Storage	Samsung 970 PRO 512GB + Crucial MX500 2TB x3 + Crucial MX500 4TB + Samsung 980 PRO 1TB
Display(s)	27" LG 27MU67-B 4K, + 27" Acer Predator XB271HU 1440P
Case	Thermaltake Core X9 Snow
Audio Device(s)	Logitech G935 Headset
Power Supply	SeaSonic Platinum 1050W Snow Silent
Mouse	Logitech G903 Lightspeed
Keyboard	Logitech G915
Software	Windows 11 Pro
Benchmark Scores	FFXV: 19329

System Name	"Big E"
Processor	I5 2400
Motherboard	Intel DQ67OW
Cooling	Scythe Samurai ZZ
Memory	4 X 2 Gb Kingmax 1333
Video Card(s)	MSI RX470 gaming x 4gb
Storage	samsung F3 500 GB
Display(s)	Acer S271HLBbid
Case	"Big E"
Power Supply	Gembird 450 W
Mouse	Generic
Keyboard	Generic
Software	W10 LTSC
Benchmark Scores	Nothing worthy to mention

System Name	"Big E"
Processor	I5 2400
Motherboard	Intel DQ67OW
Cooling	Scythe Samurai ZZ
Memory	4 X 2 Gb Kingmax 1333
Video Card(s)	MSI RX470 gaming x 4gb
Storage	samsung F3 500 GB
Display(s)	Acer S271HLBbid
Case	"Big E"
Power Supply	Gembird 450 W
Mouse	Generic
Keyboard	Generic
Software	W10 LTSC
Benchmark Scores	Nothing worthy to mention

System Name	"Big E"
Processor	I5 2400
Motherboard	Intel DQ67OW
Cooling	Scythe Samurai ZZ
Memory	4 X 2 Gb Kingmax 1333
Video Card(s)	MSI RX470 gaming x 4gb
Storage	samsung F3 500 GB
Display(s)	Acer S271HLBbid
Case	"Big E"
Power Supply	Gembird 450 W
Mouse	Generic
Keyboard	Generic
Software	W10 LTSC
Benchmark Scores	Nothing worthy to mention

System Name	desktop \| Odroid N2+ \|
Processor	AMD Ryzen 5 3600 \| Amlogic S922X \|
Motherboard	Gigabyte B550M DS3H \|Odroid N2+ \|
Cooling	Inter-Tech Argus SU-200, 3x Arctic P12 case fans \| stock heatsink + fan \|
Memory	Gskill Aegis DDR4 32GB \| 4 GB DDR4 \|
Video Card(s)	Sapphire Pulse RX 6600 (8GB) \| Arm Mali G52 \|
Storage	SK Hynix SSD 240GB, Samsung 840 EVO 250 GB, Toshiba DT01ACA100 1T \| Samsung 850 Evo 500GB \|
Display(s)	AOC G2260VWQ6 \| LG 24MT57D \|
Case	Asus Prime 201 \| Stock case (black version) \|
Audio Device(s)	integrated
Power Supply	BeQuiet! Pure Power 11 400W \| 12v barrel jack \|
Mouse	Logitech G500 \|Steelseries Rival 300
Keyboard	Qpad MK-50 (Cherry MX brown)\| Blaze Keyboard
Software	Windows 10, Various Linux distros \| Gentoo Linux

Unrealistic names for normal hardware

T4C Fantasy

CPU & GPU DB Maintainer

MyTechAddiction

MyTechAddiction

MyTechAddiction

Peter1986C

Binge

Overclocking Surrealism

MyTechAddiction

System Name	Molly
Processor	i5 3570K
Motherboard	Z77 ASRock
Cooling	CooliT Eco
Memory	2x4GB Mushkin Redline Ridgebacks
Video Card(s)	Gigabyte GTX 680
Case	Coolermaster CM690 II Advanced
Power Supply	Corsair HX-1000