WARNING: If you're easily offended, skip this post and ignore it's existence
You said twisted, so here's some twisted song lyrics
First one is Gwar, the rest are Anal C*nt (they write songs specifically to piss people off). I apologize for the length of this post.
"Oh I am F**kin' an animal
I'm f**kin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm f**kin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm f**kin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm f**kin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm f**kin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm f**kin' an animal
Oh, I'm a f**king queer
I'm f**kin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm f**kin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm f**kin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease I'm f**kin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm f**kin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm f**kin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm f**kin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose I'm f**kin' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same. I'm f**kin' an animal
Not proud of what I do... I'm f**kin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm f**kin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Animal!"
"you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to f**k
he's twice your size and weight so you're sh!t out of luck
[chorus:]
you got date raped, date raped [x4]
you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears
but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers
[chorus]
next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend
or you'll probably end up getting date raped again
you got date raped"
"your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid
your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays
[chorus:]
you look adopted [x4]
you hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.t.a.
you won't bring friends to your house,you've got two fathers and thier both f**king gay"
"I spent all my money on drugs, and couldn’t afford to fly
I took a greyhound bus, you and your brat sat next to me
It wouldn’t shut up, so I lit it on fire
For 30 seconds it was louder, then it shut up
[Chorus:]
I lit your, I lit your, I lit your, baby on fire [x4]
You came back from the bathroom and smelled something burning
You realized it was your baby and I started to laugh
You asked the driver to pull over, but he laughed at you too
You yelled at me, so I roasted some marshmallows on your kid"