Zero punctuation

Deleted member 24505 · Mar 27, 2010

Have a look at some of the game reviews on here,the guy is hilarious.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

pantherx12 · Mar 27, 2010

Been watching these for a while now, older ones are so much better but still so funny watching new ones.

WhiteLotus · Mar 27, 2010

He has been around for ages. A lot of people don't like him, as he is a critic so he criticises the games to no end. Still, very funny and often points out a few home truths.

mcloughj · Mar 27, 2010

Just watched a few... great stuff.

Mussels · Mar 27, 2010

great, sarcastic, biting reviews.

This guy hates modern games as much as i do.

overclocking101 · Mar 27, 2010

the guy is a legend been watching him for going on 4 years now. and yea his older ones are much better

human_error · Mar 27, 2010

Mussels said:
great, sarcastic, biting reviews.

This guy hates modern games as much as i do.

*puts on thinking cap and robe*

Yahtzee is from Australia....Mussles is from Australia
Yahtzee hates modern games....Mussles hates modern games
Yahtzee can be sarcastic and funny....Mussles can be sarcastic and funny
Yahtzee .... is Mussles!?!

Well there we have it people - conclusive, water-tight proof that yahtzee is mussles.

pantherx12 · Mar 27, 2010

Mussels is born in the land of Oz if I'm not mistaken XD

Mussels · Mar 27, 2010

pantherx12 said:
Mussels is born in the land of Oz if I'm not mistaken XD

but my family is british.... dun dun dun

pantherx12 · Mar 27, 2010

Mussels said:
but my family is british.... dun dun dun

Bricks have been shat!

Soylent Joe · Mar 27, 2010

pantherx12 said:
Brits have been shat!

Fix'd

I used to watch ZP, but I found that it gave me headaches and made me start twitching so I stopped.

DrPepper · Mar 27, 2010

Been watching this series for ages. Still good though.

douglatins · Mar 27, 2010

Wednesday got a whole lot better after i discovered him, like the highlight of my working day ROFL

Chryonn · Mar 28, 2010

human_error said:
*puts on thinking cap and robe*

Yahtzee is from Australia.....

he's not from Aus, he just lives there. he's obviously British.

pantherx12 · Mar 28, 2010

Chryonn said:
he's not from Aus, he just lives there. he's obviously British.

Considering the chap your quoting is English I'm sure he noticed.

He was making a joke :laugh:

newconroer · Mar 30, 2010

Yes, older stuff was more interesting. I'm starting to find him a bit repetitive, kinda like the games he's complaining about.

I wonder if he ever had the intention of people taking his reviews serious, and then maybe realized he was crap at it, so went the comic route?

Hybrid_theory · Mar 31, 2010

I like how his reviews point out the bad stuff, but make a comical affect. always brightens my wednesdays.

jellyrole · Mar 31, 2010

I just watched the BC2 video and that was awesome!

FordGT90Concept · Mar 31, 2010

I completely agree with his review of Mass Effect 2. That game is crap.

Hybrid_theory · Mar 31, 2010

FF13 this week, and its good. havent played this game, but from what ive heard from you ff13 players its all true.

digibucc · Mar 31, 2010

i even like watching the reviews where he bashes games i like - and rarely do i even disagree with those ones.

now that i know it's every wednesday i'll keep up

ShiBDiB · Apr 1, 2010

haha his newest FF review is great.. i hate the series, if i wanted to watch a gay looking anime movie id move to japan.

Triprift · Apr 1, 2010

Ive been waching his for ages my person fav is the Guitar hero world tour.

Hybrid_theory · Apr 1, 2010

Triprift said:
Ive been waching his for ages my person fav is the Guitar hero world tour.

I liked that as well. Im not from Australia, and i didnt know the problems that EA was causing with rock band. Then BAM, activision to the rescue. Now why arent they to the rescue with MW2 dedicated servers

Deleted member 24505 · Apr 1, 2010

I was in stiches watching the FF review.It was spot on lmao

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