10,000 word Fermi Parody

DrOctopus · Mar 26, 2010

Someone with far too much time and anger towards the belated release of Fermi has written a 10,000 word parody of Nvidia's various fermi-related endeavors.

Its mildly amusing at some points, but generally grotesque, regardless i felt an obligation to post this here due the sheer amount of time that has been put into this epic piece of writing, clearly some people are taking Nvidia's belated release a little too seriously.......

*warning course language, general Nvidia hatred and fanboyism ensue, read at own risk*

http://the-glu.com/fermiville3d.htm

W1zzard · Mar 26, 2010

good but a bit too long

exodusprime1337 · Mar 26, 2010

omg that thing is long for a parody lol

human_error · Mar 26, 2010

W1zzard said:
good but a bit too long

Hey w1zz if you're here and have time to read a epic long parody does that mean your fermi review is finished? Or perhaps it is benching right now...

*whispers*

you know...no-one would notice if you were to slip some thoughts/numbers/full reviews on fermi into this thread...i promise

DrOctopus · Mar 26, 2010

agreed.

its kind of ridiculous.

*Edit* its 4,600 words lol my bad

W1zzard · Mar 26, 2010

human_error said:
Hey w1zz if you're here and have time to read a epic long parody does that mean your fermi review is finished? Or perhaps it is benching right now...

*whispers*

you know...no-one would notice if you were to slip some thoughts/numbers/full reviews on fermi into this thread...i promise

still a little bit of writing to do today, then i got weekend

yogurt_21 · Mar 26, 2010

W1zzard said:
still a little bit of writing to do today, then i got weekend

lol normal business owner, you get on all of your employees for not working.

tpu everyone gets on the site owner for not working. lmao.

Steevo · Mar 26, 2010

I read it while surfing the net on my 1920X1200 monitor, while my wife and children watch Netflix, hardware accelerated and upscaled on our 1080P 120hz 46" TV in the other room, it was nice. Still running the paltry 400Mhz core at a whopping 1.1 volts consuming few watts.

nt300 · Mar 27, 2010

Steevo said:
I read it while surfing the net on my 1920X1200 monitor, while my wife and children watch Netflix, hardware accelerated and upscaled on our 1080P 120hz 46" TV in the other room, it was nice. Still running the paltry 400Mhz core at a whopping 1.1 volts consuming few watts.

I like your avatar, I'm a Star Trek fan :toast:

subhendu · Mar 28, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpZXhR1ibj8
fermi video^^^

nt300 · Mar 28, 2010

Yes too long, nice reading but too long.

KainXS · Mar 29, 2010

Im gonna print this and read it when i go to beddie

DigitalUK · Mar 29, 2010

if thats the work he put into a parody, can you imagine the letter this guy sent to Nvidia complaining about femi...lol probably found the reason for the late release to market.

Robbaz · Mar 31, 2010

subhendu said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpZXhR1ibj8
fermi video^^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If0Bkfnifi4

:toast:

RZ · Mar 31, 2010

Priceless!

We need to take it to Hollywood and make a movie out of this magnificent script! LOL

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