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silentbogo · Mar 17, 2016

What's really sad is that he also broke an LGA1155 motherboard and GTX750 in a past 2-3 weeks...
Really nice kid, but as people say in Ukraine: his hands grow out of his ass :banghead:

Octopuss · Mar 17, 2016

How do you even manage to do this except for dropping it on the floor?
And why the hell is he touching anything when he's either stupid or completely lame?

Sasqui · Mar 17, 2016

silentbogo said:
You probably won;t believe, but this just came from the kid that broke the first motherboard in my previous post.
The email only says "Can you fix it??? plzzzz..."
View attachment 72988

I'm guessing an IHS removal with a hammer... gone really wrong.

R-T-B · Mar 18, 2016

Octopuss said:
And why the hell is he touching anything when he's either stupid or completely lame?

Unfortunately, even stupid people are allowed to touch things. I know, I've seen the damage.

jboydgolfer · Mar 18, 2016

R-T-B said:
Unfortunately, even stupid people are allowed to touch things

Yup, ill attest to that, and I get my hands on everything too.

jaggerwild · Mar 18, 2016

I got a call(I work temp for a computer repair place wont name it)drove 45 minutes to customers house, issue "customer cant get CD out of computer". I looked the guy in the eye n said it's $99 even if it takes me 2 seconds, he agreed it was a Dell with the black face and eject on the right hand side. I hit the button and asked anything else you need?

jboydgolfer · Mar 18, 2016

jaggerwild said:
I got a call(I work temp for a computer repair place wont name it)drove 45 minutes to customers house, issue "customer cant get CD out of computer". I looked the guy in the eye n said it's $99 even if it takes me 2 seconds, he agreed it was a Dell with the black face and eject on the right hand side. I hit the button and asked anything else you need?

i thought for SURE you were gonna say you sold him a "specialty DvD/BD tray key" aka a paper clip

jaggerwild · Mar 18, 2016

jboydgolfer said:
i thought for SURE you were gonna say you sold him a "specialty DvD/BD tray key" aka a paper clip [/QUOTE

I made sure I had the paper clip just in case!!!

jboydgolfer · Mar 18, 2016

its amazing just How many people dont know what that little hole is For... *insert filthy jokes*

Ahhzz · Mar 18, 2016

jaggerwild said:
I got a call(I work temp for a computer repair place wont name it)drove 45 minutes to customers house, issue "customer cant get CD out of computer". I looked the guy in the eye n said it's $99 even if it takes me 2 seconds, he agreed it was a Dell with the black face and eject on the right hand side. I hit the button and asked anything else you need?

I've actually had to charge that for a client that put bad batteries in a wireless mouse....

jboydgolfer said:
i thought for SURE you were gonna say you sold him a "specialty DvD/BD tray key" aka a paper clip

You know, there are only 5 of those in each box of 100.

and that's also properly referred to as a "CD Extraction Tool".

Frick · Mar 18, 2016

I went through some boxes and found this.

It is beyond me why I put it away in that state. I cleaned off the TIM and everything, but left that. Yay me!

jboydgolfer · Mar 18, 2016

Good God man, it looks like a Vacuum cleaner filter.

Frick · Mar 18, 2016

The heatsink does not come from me BTW. I have never owned a single system so long as to build up that kind of civilization.

Sasqui · Mar 18, 2016

Frick said:
The heatsink does not come from me BTW. I have never owned a single system so long as to build up that kind of civilization.

At one point, that was likely someones pet.

Octopuss · Mar 18, 2016

Frick said:
civilization.

ROFL!

jboydgolfer · Mar 18, 2016

I told her it was the cpu holding her pc back, but she wasnt hearing it.....the sweatshirt turned out to ve VERY misleading

Ithanul · Mar 18, 2016

rofl, O lord, these past few posts have been hilarious. :laugh:

silentbogo · Mar 22, 2016

Old Socket Am2 rig from my friend.

"I think I've got a virus" he says...
... I hope it's not Ebola.

P4-630 · Mar 22, 2016

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/26/exploding_computer_vs_reg_reader/

PHaS3 · Mar 22, 2016

Wow... Bet he won't buy a no name PSU again... Hectic.

hihihi8 · Apr 2, 2016

bet u havent seen m@gic mushrooms yet

Ahhzz · Apr 2, 2016

jboydgolfer · Apr 2, 2016

My professional opinion is....that gpu may have some increased temp's without a good cleaning.

P4-630 · Apr 2, 2016

I think it's on purpose...

Because mushrooms need a moist/damp area to grow.

dorsetknob · Apr 2, 2016

Mushrooms are they not the favorite food of Trolls
Especially the ones in season from Early April

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