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InnocentCriminal · Mar 4, 2011

FreedomEclipse said:
dying for a piss while youre on the bus for a 20-45min journey with a LOT of screaming school kids is a baaaaaaaaad mix......

as soon as i got home i almost ripped my jeans trying to get the zipper down so i could take a leak. best 5min piss ive ever had

Thanks for that.

I might as well join in, I've had an itchy sphincter all day, guess it wasn't as a clean a break as I first thought.

FreedomEclipse · Mar 4, 2011

If my dad wasnt already cookin dinner anyway i would have gone out on the bike. nice day for it

Fourstaff · Mar 4, 2011

Tatty_One said:
As you don't live in the UK ... conduct a Citizenship test ... FreedomEclipse ... best placed to conduct this technical procedure ...

FreedomEclipse said:
... best 5min piss ive ever had

Tatty_One said:
Oily and Indigo added.

I don't even want to ask what the test was, just that I feel lucky to be in the club without needing to do the test.

MoonPig · Mar 4, 2011

What... i had to do it. Why you so special?

FreedomEclipse · Mar 4, 2011

Fourstaff said:
I don't even want to ask what the test was, just that I feel lucky to be in the club without needing to do the test.

Preperation H my friend - all new comers must bet vetted for

Fourstaff · Mar 4, 2011

MoonPig said:
What... i had to do it. Why you so special?

As you can see I am a fruit with a face. Obviously I am special

FreedomEclipse said:
Preperation H my friend - all new comers must bet vetted for

Ah, but Tatty's condition only applies to people not living in UK

unless there are new citizenship tests.

MoonPig · Mar 4, 2011

I had two tests though, the one with Freedom, then the better 2nd one that involved Tatty's two lovely darlings. Ahhh memories.

Tatty_Two · Mar 4, 2011

MoonPig said:
I had two tests though, the one with Freedom, then the better 2nd one that involved Tatty's two lovely Staffordshire Bull terriers. Ahhh memories.

Amended

MoonPig · Mar 4, 2011

Editing user posts now are we! SHAME ON YOU!

FreedomEclipse · Mar 4, 2011

Tatty!! Release the hounds!!!

Tatty_Two · Mar 4, 2011

MoonPig said:
Editing user posts now are we! SHAME ON YOU!

Well behave then! I spose I could have just deleted it lol

MoonPig · Mar 4, 2011

Deleting it will never silence my passion!

Tatty_Two · Mar 4, 2011

MoonPig said:
Deleting it will never silence my passion!

Silence is the easy bit, it only takes the press of a button in your profile

MoonPig · Mar 4, 2011

I'd happily take an infraction or two for what i'm planning

FreedomEclipse · Mar 4, 2011

MoonPig said:
I'd happily take an infraction or two for what i'm planning

Stealing Tattys Jaguar XF is a criminal offense. Surely worth more then 2 infractions??

scaminatrix · Mar 4, 2011

MoonPig said:
I'd happily take an infraction or two for what i'm planning

What are you planning? Bitcoin Botnet? :laugh:

MoonPig · Mar 4, 2011

Is that the southern slang for 'you know what'?

scaminatrix · Mar 4, 2011

MoonPig said:
Is that the southern slang for 'you know what'?

Damn!! I had you confused with panther for a sec!!
Joke doesn't work now :eek:

Southern slang for you know what is "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink". It's fun, just wash your hands after.

InnocentCriminal · Mar 4, 2011

Anyone you bum'eads play ArmA II? Also, this made me chuckle today...

scaminatrix · Mar 4, 2011

InnocentCriminal said:
Anyone you bum'eads play ArmA II? Also, this made me chuckle today...

I tried, I couldn't get into it, it's waaaaay too much of (what I think they call) a simulator. IMO It's annoying, difficult, and will no doubt push your system to the max. And I didn't even finish the Training level :laugh:

EDIT: Got a funny screenie though; the guy looks like me from the side!!

Tatty_Two · Mar 4, 2011

FreedomEclipse said:
Stealing Tattys Jaguar XF is a criminal offense. Surely worth more then 2 infractions??

I dont need to do 2? ..... 25 points = 1 infraction = permaban, 15 points = 1 infraction = no posting rights for a specified period that I choose, I dont play around wiv lill 5 pointers ffs..... too much effort, unless I like the member of course, but that rules out the Piggy.

FreedomEclipse · Mar 4, 2011

sure would be nice to go for a ride in it sometime though :toast:

IndigoGoose · Mar 4, 2011

Only reason why i don't live in england is because my father is posted to Cyprus
Very important shit he does for our country :respect:

Thanks for adding me :toast:

FreedomEclipse · Mar 4, 2011

IndigoGoose said:
Only reason why i don't live in england is because my father is posted to Cyprus
Very important shit he does for our country
Thanks for adding me

you should be happy - Greek women are FINE! Id take a Greek woman over an english one any day.

IndigoGoose · Mar 4, 2011

Yeah you say that but some are just horrific i mean its a let down

During the summer its like all the babes have came out of hibernation lol
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