#1 Built in speed dating. Each game you're in is always different, there is no server you can always go back to and become a regular. Just hop in, quickly try and meet everyone, and within a few minutes do it all over again.
#2 Built in handicap for bad players. Are you a bit slower than the rest? Maybe you've got the flu? Well all you have to do is be the host of each game and have 0 ping.
#3 Great for long time supporting small businesses. Companies can no longer rent out dedicated servers to the public for this game. The companies lose a substantial revenue stream after years of supporting IW games with great customer service. Now everything feels better, doesn't it?
#4 No annoying custom files to download. With the speculated removal of custom content support, nobody has to worry about downloading new content to keep the game fresh. Instead all we have to do is turn to IW for new content, which is totally the best option.
#5 Lose weight! Just think by December, 2 or 3 DLC packs should be out, making you lighter by ridding you of all that excessive pocket change!
#6 Be subject to new age DLC marketing strategies! Here's all you have to do!
- Buy the game, but pay an extra $10. If Australian or from NZ, roll dice and multiply result VS American price. Pay that price, but then be sure to get the censored version.
- When DLC comes out, buy it instantly so your friends without it cannot play with you. Or, do not buy the DLC and do not play with friends who have it. Either way, matchmaking just got a whole lot more picky! Just buy the DLC and make all your friends do it too!
- Urinate your money away with even greater ease! Why just buy a game when you can buy it twice by combining DLC prices? Throwing money away one small pile at a time is the new and effective way of deluding yourself! There's just something about paying full price to have to pay again for even more content next month that's exciting!
#7 Get picked last, sooner. With the new feature being added locking the player limit to 16, you no longer have to be passed up as many times as before.
#8 Spend now, wait, play later. Why spend and play in the same day? Instead all you have to do is pre-order the game for $59.99 with absolutely no incentives attached such as a pre-load or reduced price. Then, just sit and wait feeling great that you just didn't save money at all and spent money sooner than you had to for no reason.
