Introducing the Internet Umbrella

Easy Rhino · May 15, 2007

The inventive folks at Pileus LLC in Tokyo, Japan have created an umbrella that allows users to take pictures with a digital camera and upload them to photo-sharing websites via a wireless connection. The umbrella also has a GPS and a digital compass, which uses Google Earth so you won't get lost.

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PVTCaboose1337 · May 15, 2007

Why do people need this?

Easy Rhino · May 15, 2007

PVTCaboose1337 said:
Why do people need this?

why do people NOT need this???

Chewy · May 15, 2007

that thing owns if I lived in Japan and was rich, or just was rich I would get one!

Umbrelas protect you from the sun so I could see myself sitting on a beach or traveling across dunes with one lol. they do use umbrelas alot more in Japan than in the western hemisphere.

Wile E · May 15, 2007

Chewy's right. I'm willing to bet this would actually sell in Japan.

regan1985 · May 15, 2007

would sell in major citys, but i can just see after a few months of being used the od be here and there will come off and then bang a bit of water and you go numb lol

GJSNeptune · May 15, 2007

Japan comes up with funky shit, most of which isn't practical but "just to do it."

PVTCaboose1337 · May 15, 2007

How many days would you carry around an umbrella just to have the camera?

bruins004 · May 15, 2007

Well now you cant get lost on the beach

a111087 · May 15, 2007

i will buy 100! wait, 50! wait, just 1! wait, i don't need it

Mussels · May 16, 2007

i want internet underwear - can you imagine porn constantly playing in your pants? the ladies would love it!

[/reality distortion]

PVTCaboose1337 · May 16, 2007

Mussels! We must market this idea together!

Wile E · May 16, 2007

Mussels said:
i want internet underwear - can you imagine porn constantly playing in your pants? the ladies would love it!

[/reality distortion]

That is sig worthy. lol

wiak · May 16, 2007

is it wather proof?

Mussels · May 16, 2007

yes, pornopants, a new product brought to you by Mussels, caboose and sons.

demonbrawn · May 16, 2007

And I'll wait for pornopants XTX :rockout:

WarEagleAU · May 21, 2007

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Introducing the Internet Umbrella

Easy Rhino

Linux Advocate

PVTCaboose1337

Graphical Hacker

Easy Rhino

Linux Advocate

Chewy

Wile E

Power User

regan1985

New Member

GJSNeptune

New Member

PVTCaboose1337

Graphical Hacker

bruins004

a111087

Mussels

Freshwater Moderator

PVTCaboose1337

Graphical Hacker

Wile E

Power User

wiak

Mussels

Freshwater Moderator

demonbrawn

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