Intel CEO Brian Krzanich Resigns - For Having Sex With Colleague

[Octopuss]

haha

 

[Assimilator]

Dude that guy was pounding it like a flank steak. Title of thread 100% fact. You don't get fired for flirting. You get fired for a board member seeing you getting the gorilla grip from your secretary.

Cool story bro! Do you maybe happen to have any facts to back it up with? Or are you just talking outta your ass like usual?

I suggest both you and @W1zzard consult a dictionary as to the definition of the word "fraternizing".

 

[TheMailMan78]

Why the assumptions he had sex with a female?

Because most of the people are heterosexual on this forum and if they were CEO's they would prefer the opposite sex. If the members were mostly homosexual they probably would still assume it was a chick lol

Cool story bro! Do you maybe happen to have any facts to back it up with? Or are you just talking outta your ass like usual?

I suggest both you and @W1zzard consult a dictionary as to the definition of the word "fraternizing".

Dude........this is the real world. You just don't get fired as a CEO from Intel because you said "Hey nice lipstick". Dollars to doughnuts this was a LONG sting of him banging chicks or this is just another #metoo crap gone wrong. Get over yourself.

 

[Octopuss]

It could have been an office dog...

 

[Xaled]

LOL. too many innocent comments here. it is not that they want to stop the guy's feelings but it is to prevent him from using his powerful position and to prevent poeple from fall in love with him because people fall in love more quickly/easily with guys like him.

 

[Vayra86]

"BRIAN! You're not supposed to plug EVERY HOLE. Just worry about the CPUs damn it"

 

[AlienIsGOD]

Intel INSIDE!!! pun intended

 

[TheMailMan78]

"BRIAN! You're not supposed to plug EVERY HOLE. Just worry about the CPUs damn it"

He was just making sure she wasn't vulnerable to Meltdown.

Intel INSIDE!!! pun intended

THATS IT BRIAN!!!! INTEL INSIDE ME!

 

[Vayra86]

Intel INSIDE!!! pun intended

Gold

 

[eidairaman1]

Not every Company. You'd be surprised how many marriages and families start out in the workplace. You spend 40+ hours a week with someone, sooner or later an attraction will develop. As someone else said, you can't stop human nature with a company policy.

In his case it was Fraternization, he was at top position of the company, thus had power, he would of shown that colleague favoritism which would create an unprofessional work relation/environment.

Same Applies to the Military.

 

[natr0n]

Intel Inside has a new meaning.

 

[Fx]

I agree with others that say the headline is a bit extreme—at the least it’s off target, but I guess that’s a sign of the times. We don’t know the details of the relationship—all we know is that the relationship was a violation of the company policy. Being the CEO, it would probably be a significant conflict of interest to have a romantic relationship with any employee. I know I wouldn’t want to be the direct supervisor of the CEOs girlfriend, no matter how much assurance there was that there would be no retaliation for possible disciplinary action for that employee.

You nailed it.

While I would hate that policy just as much as anyone else especially when there are beautiful women you see everyday with flirty eyes for you. This is a very serious problem for other people.

 

[Vya Domus]

Because most of the people are heterosexual on this forum and if they were CEO's they would prefer the opposite sex. If the members were mostly homosexual they probably would still assume it was a chick lol

But it's 2018 and you just assumed our gender and sexual orientation.

 

[Bruno Vieira]

At least he go out on top of someone

 

[T4C Fantasy]

Brian was slamming his CPU in that motherboard

 

[ensabrenoir]

Holy...

Hmmm. Great idea to go out in a way that (unfortunately) attracts more attention (and detracts attention from) security holes and potentially incriminating share sales with some insider trading thrown in the mix.

...at this point seems like anything to distract people from their constant stream of miss steps would be a relief for intel.

....prob reported himself to avoid going out as screw up

.....C.E.O. out!!!!!

 

[TheMailMan78]

All joking aside. Pretty sure they just used this as an excuse.

 

[T4C Fantasy]

All joking aside. Pretty sure they just used this as an excuse.

Or he put his central penis unit in the wrong socket

 

[xorbe]

Click bait title.

 

[Gasaraki]

LOL, yeah other news coverage says he's resigning because he had a relationship with an employee. TPU is like "Brian Krzanich Resigns, having hardcore SEX orgies with employees"

 

[Mistral]

So, what's his golden parachute looking like?

 

[HTC]

Was the colleague's name per chance Raja?

Just wondering ...

 

[T4C Fantasy]

Was the colleague's name per chance Raja?

Just wondering ...

i think Nvidia took advantage of this and named the new Titan V CEO Edition "wink wink"

price of the CEO edition will screw you over aswel if it was to ever release xD

 

[eidairaman1]

...at this point seems like anything to distract people from their constant stream of miss steps would be a relief for intel.
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....prob reported himself to avoid going out as screw up

.....C.E.O. out!!!!!

He could of just resigned without getting himself in trouble, now he is a predator and also known for continuing the masking of intel cpu flaws.

 

[Bones]

He and whomever else has been raping customers for so long now so it figures.
Secretary.... customers..... I'm starting to see a pattern here guys.