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Goat Simulator 3 Launches This Fall With 4 "Person" Online Multiplayer

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For the Summer Game Fest 2022, Coffee Stain Publishing, Coffee Stain North and Koch Media are udderly proud to announce the long dreaded sequel to the global annoyance 'Goat Simulator'. Goat Simulator 3 releases this fall on Xbox Series X|S and PlayStation 5 and on PC exclusively on the Epic Games Store. This follow up to 2014's Goat Simulator starts an all-new adventure, once again featuring Pilgor the goat. This time she's found new pastures on the sprawling sandbox island of San Angora, a place where mysteries and chaos follow wherever you go. Players are free to roam around and discover the island's secrets or, well, just destroy stuff. This is a Goat Simulator, after all.

Built from the gravel up, this next generation of goat simulation has it all; Goats, goats wearing hats, goats riding a goat wearing a hat. There are also unnatural disasters, secret animal societies, triple jumping and probably any other nonsense you could think up. But truly, what is all this exciting newness without friends to explore it with? In Goat Simulator 3, you can gather as a herd of up to 4 friends to be the goats of your dreams, together. Yes, Goat Simulator 3 has online multiplayer!




Key features:
  • GOATS: You play as a goat! Pilgor, to be exact. However, you'll also have the chance to wear the skins of many other 'goats'. Tall goats, tasty goats, angry goats - all the goats you expect and more.
  • MULTIPLAYER: Your friends play as goats too! Goat Simulator 3 has 4 player co-op, locally or online. You'll be able to travel through the world together, cause cooperative mischief aplenty, and compete in 7 fun multiplayer mini-games, and then not be friends anymore.
  • EXPLORATION: Goat Simulator 3's giant new sandbox has plenty to discover - hidden secrets, quests, collectables and the devs actually bothered to make an ending this time! Use your own four hooves to get around, grind on your butt or buckle up for the ride of your life as all goats can drive cars*.
  • CHAOS AND REACTIVITY: Cause all manner of mayhem as you lick, headbutt, crash and explode your way across the map, leaving no NPC unannoyed. Toy with the universally recognised four elements (Fire, Electricity, Oil and Alien Goo), test the limits of the world's physics and interact with suspicious objects for… surprising results.
  • CUSTOMISATION: Players can fully customise their goat's Head, Back, Feet, Body, Horns and Furs with over 300 different gear parts to choose from - from toilet rolls to tea trays… and other actual clothing items, if you want to be like that. Some gear parts will mutate your playstyle by giving you new abilities, all will alter your perceived sense of style.

Santiago Ferrero, Creative Director at Coffee Stain North said "Since the release of the first Goat Simulator, it's come to our attention that it did not really represent reality and how it actually feels to be a goat. So for the past couple of years, we've been doing some googling, and I am pleased to say - we've made it. Goat Simulator 3 is by far the greatest goat experience out there. Is it worth the money? Who knows. But will you regret it? Probably."

Goat Simulator 3 is a direct sequel to Goat Simulator, a silly game that started life as an April Fool's joke born out of a game jam. In 2014, Goat Simulator became a true goat simulation sensation, selling millions of units across consoles and PC, as well as 'earning' ports to Nintendo Switch, iOS, Android, and most-recently Apple Arcade.

Goat Simulator 3 builds on everything fans of the first game loved, raising the baa to brand new heights (sometimes literally). Goat Simulator 3 is coming to Xbox Series X|S and PlayStation 5 this fall (this spring on the Southern Hemisphere) and for PC exclusively on the Epic Games Store.


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So they just decided to skip 2 and go straight to 3
 
See now THIS is how you announce games
 
Hi,
Reminds me of 40 year old virgin movie and the middle eastern dude kept saying go F a goat :laugh:
 
Hi,
Reminds me of 40 year old virgin movie and the middle eastern dude kept saying go F a goat :laugh:
This isn't that goat simulator, friend.
 
See now THIS is how you announce games
Except the trolling with Dead Island 2. Could've been perfect if the show had a DI1 announcement later on, but it hadn't...
 
Remember how I was joking about that it needs FidelityFX in that article? Mayne they heard me!
 
Hey guys what's up you gonna show me this talking you go hang out with or what? Alright, but we can't stay long cause we gotta get to that reggae festival...
 
This is a must... When it comes to game pass.
 
You enjoying the Swedish dance band music?
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Seriously a new goat simulator game. Has this really been that popular, to make new game. Seems it has. Well I am not going for this.
 
What are you talking about? Goat Simulator 2 is already out, it was GOTY and widely regards as the best in goat simulating genre.
I hope this a joke
 
Gaming should be fun.

Bring on some more funny games, parody games, etc.
 
“Is it worth the money? Who knows. But will you regret it? Probably.”

I’ll more than likely never bother to try their product, but respect to these guys. I’m glad they’re so successful, which perhaps enables this level of chill in a PR release.
 
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