Voice changing software to sound sick?

[OrbitzXT]

I feel guilty calling in and sounding fine to say I'm not coming into work, is there any software that can actually make me sound sick? I know it sounds ridiculous, but yeah... =p Must play FF14 in a couple weeks!

 

[Athlon2K15]

have someone else call in for you

EDIT: what would be awesome is get the Darth Vader voice changer and call in sick. Do you call in through VOIP? im not sure about voice changer for a standard phone

 

[W1zzard]

if your software messes up while you are on the phone you'll probably get fired... just call in and say you are sick .. do you have to sound sick to be sick ?

 

[Kreij]

Why not just ask your boss for a couple of days off to take care of some personal business?
If he asks what kind of business, tell him to look up the definition of the word personal.

 

[Namslas90]

Just ask your local barkeep; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0VSjXHwqDU

 

[PVTCaboose1337]

Why not just ask your boss for a couple of days off to take care of some personal business?
If he asks what kind of business, tell him to look up the definition of the word personal.

Wow, what a great way to get fired.

 

[DannibusX]

Just call in sick. Using software to do it is overboard.

 

[INSTG8R]

LOL reminds me of when I was in High School I pulled a Ferris Bueller and pretended to be my Dad. Then went into school the next day and had to be surprised when the Vice Principal told me he had spoken to my Dad

And yes I got away with it