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Blaeza · Jul 24, 2022

Are you round, blonde and smoke like a chimney?

Well thank you for the attempt at humour, went straight over my head though.

Wirko · Jul 24, 2022

Blaeza said:
Sorry, was humour.

Constantly having to remind yourself that "humour" is wrong, and "nanometre" is wrong - you sure you want that job? Also, not sure of that but I think that the way you count floors in a building is wrong too.

Blaeza · Jul 24, 2022

Wirko said:
Constantly having to remind yourself that "humour" is wrong, and "nanometre" is wrong - you sure you want that job? Also, not sure of that but I think that the way you count floors in a building is wrong too.

There are many things I want, the job is definitely not one of them. Don't have the patience or commitment and would just end up with a monitor with a fist in it. You don't count floors when you just jump from the top. A laugh would be nice but I get penalised for that.

caroline! · Jul 24, 2022

Blaeza said:
Are you round, blonde and smoke like a chimney?

The opposite ^^

Wirko said:
Constantly having to remind yourself that "humour" is wrong, and "nanometre" is wrong - you sure you want that job? Also, not sure of that but I think that the way you count floors in a building is wrong too.

Oh, everyone knows it's metre and not "meter" just like it's humour and not humor, betwixt and not between, and so on.

Blaeza · Jul 24, 2022

caroline! said:
The opposite ^^

Oh, everyone knows it's metre and not "meter" just like it's humour and not humor, betwixt and not between, and so on.

It wasn't you, thank fuck for that! I could type like that if I put my mind to it, it's just I have so much going on in my non-jokey personal life, I'd be sacked in a week.

Shrek · Jul 24, 2022

caroline! said:
Oh, everyone knows it's metre and not "meter" just like it's humour and not humor, betwixt and not between, and so on.

Betwixt is older English, but I like it.

Deleted member 24505 · Jul 24, 2022

caroline! said:
Probably not.

My comment was also humour with a bit of sarcasm but it's hard to express it through text.

sarcasm /s

Eskimonster · Jul 24, 2022

zlobby said:
And also of these classics:

Hey, hey! Svensk and norsk? I wonder why they have the same text on the goods' labels? /s
Also, German is the root of the rest, so not a bit deal.

DK, NO SV, offen use same labels, we all understand its meaning tho.

zlobby · Jul 24, 2022

Eskimonster said:
DK, NO SV, offen use same labels, we all understand its meaning tho.

DK? How about nø!

Shrek · Jul 24, 2022

zlobby said:
DK? How about nø!
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I hate acronyms

zlobby · Jul 24, 2022

Shrek said:
I hate acronyms

IKR

Shrek · Jul 24, 2022

FCOL ;-)

For Crying Out Loud

Butanding1987 · Jul 25, 2022

Application sent.

dalekdukesboy · Jul 26, 2022

Well, this middle aged wonder sent his edited corrections in…hopefully Wizz isn’t laughing at them yet

.

johnspack · Jul 27, 2022

What is required for proof reader? Spell checking... fact checking? All needed of course.....

trparky · Jul 27, 2022

Yeah, why not. I'd do it. People have often told me that I can detect misspelled words just by looking at them (they just look funny to me).

Wirko · Jul 27, 2022

trparky said:
Yeah, why not. I'd do it. People have often told me that I can detect misspelled words just by looking at them (they just look funny to me).

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

dalekdukesboy · Jul 27, 2022

Wirko said:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Perfect! Can I have the job now? :roll:

Why_Me · Jul 28, 2022

johnspack said:
What is required for proof reader? Spell checking... fact checking? All needed of course.....

R-T-B · Jul 28, 2022

Wirko said:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Hey, no call for that language!

johnspack · Jul 28, 2022

Yeah... I think daledukesboy is the best person for the job..... I vote for him.......

dalekdukesboy · Jul 28, 2022

johnspack said:
Yeah... I think daledukesboy is the best person for the job..... I vote for him.......

Thanks Johnspack…despite being in my thread constantly and I paid him to say it... John is totally unbiased and objective, honestly!

Shrek · Jul 29, 2022

You should try rhyming Cockney

Kids -> Dustbin Lids

Wife -> Trouble and Strife

FreedomEclipse · Jul 30, 2022

If anyone wants the job. you're gonna need to come and 1v1 me for it. Clean fight. No guns, no biting and no knuckle dusters.

dalekdukesboy · Jul 30, 2022

At the expense of irony...really? :roll:

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