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Are you round, blonde and smoke like a chimney?

Well thank you for the attempt at humour, went straight over my head though.
 
Sorry, was humour.
Constantly having to remind yourself that "humour" is wrong, and "nanometre" is wrong - you sure you want that job? Also, not sure of that but I think that the way you count floors in a building is wrong too.
 
Constantly having to remind yourself that "humour" is wrong, and "nanometre" is wrong - you sure you want that job? Also, not sure of that but I think that the way you count floors in a building is wrong too.
There are many things I want, the job is definitely not one of them. Don't have the patience or commitment and would just end up with a monitor with a fist in it. You don't count floors when you just jump from the top. A laugh would be nice but I get penalised for that.
 
Are you round, blonde and smoke like a chimney?
The opposite ^^

Constantly having to remind yourself that "humour" is wrong, and "nanometre" is wrong - you sure you want that job? Also, not sure of that but I think that the way you count floors in a building is wrong too.
Oh, everyone knows it's metre and not "meter" just like it's humour and not humor, betwixt and not between, and so on.
 
The opposite ^^


Oh, everyone knows it's metre and not "meter" just like it's humour and not humor, betwixt and not between, and so on.
It wasn't you, thank fuck for that! I could type like that if I put my mind to it, it's just I have so much going on in my non-jokey personal life, I'd be sacked in a week.
 
Oh, everyone knows it's metre and not "meter" just like it's humour and not humor, betwixt and not between, and so on.

Betwixt is older English, but I like it.
 
And also of these classics:


Hey, hey! Svensk and norsk? I wonder why they have the same text on the goods' labels? /s
Also, German is the root of the rest, so not a bit deal. ;)
:) DK, NO SV, offen use same labels, we all understand its meaning tho.
 
:) DK, NO SV, offen use same labels, we all understand its meaning tho.
DK? How about nø!
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FCOL ;-)

For Crying Out Loud
 
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Application sent.
 
Well, this middle aged wonder sent his edited corrections in…hopefully Wizz isn’t laughing at them yet :).
 
What is required for proof reader? Spell checking... fact checking? All needed of course.....
 
Yeah, why not. I'd do it. People have often told me that I can detect misspelled words just by looking at them (they just look funny to me).
 
Yeah, why not. I'd do it. People have often told me that I can detect misspelled words just by looking at them (they just look funny to me).
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
 
Yeah... I think daledukesboy is the best person for the job..... I vote for him.......
 
Yeah... I think daledukesboy is the best person for the job..... I vote for him.......
Thanks Johnspack…despite being in my thread constantly and I paid him to say it... John is totally unbiased and objective, honestly!
 
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You should try rhyming Cockney

Kids -> Dustbin Lids

Wife -> Trouble and Strife
 
If anyone wants the job. you're gonna need to come and 1v1 me for it. Clean fight. No guns, no biting and no knuckle dusters.

light saber fighting GIF
 
At the expense of irony...really? :roll:
 
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