Apple patents the paper bag. Yes, the paper bag

qubit · Sep 21, 2016

Yes, you've read that right, Apple patents the humble paper bag. Mind you, coming from a company who patented the rounded rectangle I'm not surprised.

www.theregister.co.uk/2016/09/20/apple_seeks_patent_for_paper_bag_you_read_that_right_a_paper_bag

jboydgolfer · Sep 21, 2016

I already hold Several Paper bag, and paper airplane related patents (also a tissue paper cup)*patent pending*, So theirs must be with the handle Only , as in the diagram

.....also, theirs has stink lines coming off of it.

adulaamin · Sep 21, 2016

It's not just any other paper bag, it's and iPaper Bag.

Caring1 · Sep 21, 2016

I simply must have an iBag, but I think I'll wait for Version 1.1 without the Samsung Lithium batteries

erixx · Sep 21, 2016

i think it is an antitheft bag...
what's those 9 9 tags?

FordGT90Concept · Sep 21, 2016

iTea Bag

FYFI13 · Sep 21, 2016

Caring1 said:
I simply must have an iBag, but I think I'll wait for Version 1.1 without the Samsung Lithium batteries

In v 1.1 they're going to remove 3.5mm headphone jack.

Jetster · Sep 21, 2016

Holly cow, I guess they patented the packaging to might as well do the bag too

http://stks.freshpatents.com/Apple-Inc-nm1.php

qubit · Sep 21, 2016

I do love those iNames lol.

Toothless · Sep 21, 2016

I can't wait for the case protectors for the iBag.

droopyRO · Sep 21, 2016

I want to see the mfkers patent this

francisw19 · Sep 21, 2016

Good greif, Apple :wtf:

And given how expensive it can be to file a patent, I don't see the value in this. Maybe just more brand recognition or something?

erixx said:
i think it is an antitheft bag...
what's those 9 9 tags?

The 9-9 tag is for a cross-section of that area in another view. I'm guessing they have some over-engineered/elaborate way of attaching the handle to the bag? Wouldn't surprise me the least LOL!

natr0n · Sep 21, 2016

It's not water proof.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Sep 21, 2016

Only 60% recycled paper?

Wankers.

alucasa · Sep 21, 2016

ibrag

peche · Sep 21, 2016

Nuckles56 · Sep 22, 2016

What's next, Apple patenting the long queues outside their stores for the launch of a new iPhone?

Fluffmeister · Sep 22, 2016

Nuckles56 said:
What's next, Apple patenting the long queues outside their stores for the launch of a new iPhone?

iQueue exclusives available soon.

Caring1 · Sep 22, 2016

Fluffmeister said:
iQueue exclusives available soon.

I suppose that is a better name than the FarQueue. :laugh:

D007 · Sep 22, 2016

Oh ffs.....

AsRock · Sep 22, 2016

As much as i dislike Apple with this crap, i have more well much more hate for the dicks who allow them to do it.

It does proove how fucked up the patent system is.

redundantslurs · Sep 22, 2016

FYFI13 said:
In v 1.1 they're going to remove 3.5mm headphone jack.

It takes a lot of courage to do that and only Apple has that kinda courage. :roll:

HTC · Sep 22, 2016

How long before "paper" get's patented by Apple?

I'm surprised they haven't tried to patent "water" yet ...

KainXS · Sep 22, 2016

why not patent the wood itself, then patent the dirt too.

Can't make the IWood without the IDirt.

64K · Sep 22, 2016

I've never owned any Apple products. Almost bought an Apple II GS back in the day but they do provide entertainment for me. The loyal fans that will pay a lot for the Apple logo do anyway.

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Apple patents the paper bag. Yes, the paper bag

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